Hahahaha. Oh Dox, that was fantastic. I've read some badfic in my time, but GOOD LORD. Those embedded music players just gave this that extra stamp of QWALITY for me.

I would like to know how you know so much about boomerangs, though. I mean, I live in Boomerang Country and I only know, like, less than half of that.

Also, not to sound weird or anything, but you have a very nice voice. It was read well and the little asides were endlessly amusing and god this fic was awful and SUMMARY: GOOD JOB DOX