I feel bloated on mountain air!

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.
( This actually came out pretty awesome. )

SO ANYWAY I PROMISED TIGER A CRACK POST
AND I KEEP MY PROMISES
( NSFW, DON'T ALWAYS CONDONE, VERY IMAGEHEAVY, ETC )

i'm just waiting for the day where photobucket bans me forever