backupdump002 | Chain of Screenshots: Part 6 (Reply)

So I was testing different versions of AIM 'cause I was bored, and I used an old s/n of mine since I figured that there was nobody out there who still had it on their buddy list.

I WAS HORRIBLY MISTAKEN!

I got an IM from an old friend that I hadn't talked to in three years. In fact, I didn't even know who he was at first, and after he identified himself I still had no idea where I met him. I'm preeetty sure it was Ragnarok, but I dunno. I keep thinking Gaia for some reason. BUT ANYWAY we made some nice conversation, which consisted of talking about the woes that had befallen our poor, poor souls within the past year or so. Yeah, apparently he got fired, his girlfriend who he was dating for three years wound up being married to someone else, he has spinal decay, and to top it all off he's entering college. Wow, and suddenly me being stressed about school just sounds really stupid.

"yeah so my spine is decaying. whats happened with you?"
"I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL LMAO LEARNING IS HARD"
Pfft.

Anyway that art challenge of mine starts in three days, and since I SLACKED OFF I don't think I'll be able to finish Chain of Screenshots before then. I'll try and upload it while I'm a-drawin', though the episodes will probably wind up being few and far inbetween. I think that's the right phrase. But YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY USED TO THAT BY NOW SO NO WORRIES

Anyway.

Past editions.

MONSTRO'S INTESTINES ARE SO COLORFUL
LIKE A WHALE OF A RAVE PARTY
*slaps knee*

I wanna sleep in a whale, too :<

Yeah, seriously.

Woah why did this remind me of Sonic the Hedgehog.

FROLIC

HAHAHAHA

This makes me laugh everytime I think of it.

HE'S IN MONSTRO'S BLADDER COME ON FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEe

Haha, I love the logo for this place. Monstro's eye is LOOKING INTO YOUR SOUL

OHO?

How handy!

I bought a ton, but I don't know how to use them. The cards don't appear in my deck or anything, which is pretty much the only place they could go. I'll have to look at a walkthrough or something. Later.

Anyway.

Man, is Geppetto's ship made of gold or something. Seriously what is this.

IT'S GETTING DAAAAARRRRRKKKK

That wasn't long and complicated at all >O

hahaha that angsty look on his face when he says that

Awwww

Hey, I just realized that Geppetto's on the driftwood with them instead of on the ship. Wow, I win at observation.

DANGIT PINOCCHIO STOP WANDERING OFF ALREADY

THE TRAILS WE BLAAAAZE

IN WHALE INTESTINES

That's my new motto.

Pinocchio: :)

He'll worry because you're looking for a way out what.

I should hope so, 'cause seriously, why would Geppetto WORRY over the fact that his sonpuppet doesn't want to live inside a whale? That makes no sense to me.

Nothing nose-related, I hope.

For some reason it's weird to imagine Jiminy saying that. Maybe it's just me.

WHAT THE HECK DID HE JUST RUN RIGHT INTO ITS MOUTH OR SOMETHING

This battle was annoying because
a.) Riku wasn't there to help (I was really hoping I'd get to see him on this level but I guess not)
b.) the green stuff is stomach acid which drains your HP rather quickly.
c.) those pink floaty things are really hard to get on.

BUT I FOUGHT ON LIKE A BRAVE WARRIOR

FOR THE EMPIIIIRE

I keep forgettin' to mention, but there's this special card you can sometimes get during boss battles that has like this green Mickey head on it, and it lets you do a speical move. Like when I was battling Oogie, the card would make the gate go down so you could attack, and when I was battling that thing in Wonderland then the card would make a table appear. 'n such. Anyway, the special move here was that you could walk on the acid without getting hurt, which was handy.

And finally, it was defeated!

BE STRONG CLOUD

Man, Pinocchio must really be able to kick some ass 'cause the screen started shaking and the monster just, like, exploded when he started fighting. Maybe I'll make a video of it sometime. Someday. Somewhere.

I keep imagining Monstro hacking up a furball.

wait wait how is this dangerous.

Something about how frank Jiminy's being and that smile seems suspicious somehow. Although I'm probably just biased since I don't really like Jiminy, buuut

I wonder where they are?

HOOCHA

Okay, this battle was really fun 'cause it was just nothing but shadows. I wish it was longer; they're so addicting to kill.

ACHOO

wait, so where were they when they got Monstro to sneeze? 'cause it couldn't have been the nostril if he sneezed and they wound up in his chest... or whatever that place is.

New Sora sprite! I am fascinated.

Dead.
In a ditch.

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS SAFELY

Unless you get sneezed out of a whale.

There's that weird smile and frank speech again. I don't trust ya, Jiminy.

NOBODY NEEDS YOU JIMINY
NOBODYYYY

WHY DID HE CHANGE HIS MIND SO QUICKLY HUH
AND WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE THAT WEIRD SMILE
I'm on to you, Jiminy.

The bones to OBLIVION

Well that was sudden.

WHOOP
yeah, Larxene just like, flew right through Sora. woooooshhhh i'm so tired

I WANT TO BREAK FREEEE

Sora: DURR?

It'd be cool if it was, like, literally engraved into his heart.

NAMINE

NEEEEEE

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

there ya go

It's too bad this game doesn't have voice acting, 'cause man, I think the above scene would've been a lot creepier with that.

... well, unless it sucked.

I tried to catch the teleporting twice and failed. One of these days.

Sora jumped up really fast and I missed it.

I love this line. Actually, I just love Larxene in general.

Battling her is fun, mostly because she doesn't do a lot of damage so you're not like AAHGAHGAGH I'M GONNA DIE and you have to run all over the place like an idiot and heal. Also she moves and attacks really quickly so it's interesting. Keeps you on your TOES. Her battle noises are great, too, since she basically just goes HAHA and nothin' else.

ALSO The 13th Struggle played during this. I love that song too much.

BERZAP

She had this attack where she'd like... engulf Sora in electricity and he'd move towards her. Static?

I HAD TO BABY I'M SORRY

RUNNING TO THE SPACE SHE DISAPPEARED FROM WILL SOLVE THIS

It's weird seeing Sora actually be angry with someone :B

No one's too special for Larxene!

YEAH, FOR DISNEY WORLDS
DARNIT I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THE DISNEY WORLDS ARGH

MEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOO

god i keep misreading that as vixen

coddle coddle coddle

He's like the Hojo of Kingdom Hearts!

NOOOOOO I MISSED IT AGALFDGHAGAHGA
After that bit of dialogue, someone started to walk in the room and IT WAS RIKU. IT WAS RIKU AND IT HAPPENED SO SUDDENLY AND FAST THAT I MISSED IT ARGH.