YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS, VOLT

My doorknob is broken and now I can't open my bedroom door. This would suck if my door wasn't a Dutch door (I think that's what they're called, anyway), so I can just easily climb over the bottom half |B IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN and this is also one of those times where I'm glad that I'm a pretty scrawny little person, otherwise we might be in trouble. Also, of course, I keep managing to stub my toe on the threshold. DURR

Anyway yeah, I guess we should fix that or something. I dunno. I probably wont do anything until after New Year's because mehhhh lazy.

( SO TODAY WAS INTERESTING, AND BY INTERESTING I MEAN DFGLKFDGKLFGADJDGLKA )

In less disgusting and terrible news, I mailed out everyone's cards a day or two ago, so those should be getting to you guys soonish :D Look for the "From Dox" on the back. Also keep in mind that I wrote them in the wee hours of the morning, so they MIIIIIIIIIIGHT be a little strange. And on that note HEY zarla I GOT YOUR PACKAGE man I needed that today 8D THE CHIPTUNES ARE GREAT AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED MST3K YET BUT I WILL SOON AND THE TINY NUN HAS FOUND A PLACE AMONG MY MANY POKEMON FIGURINES I would've put her on my dresser but it's kinda wobbly and I didn't want her to fall and be lost forever or anything. AND I DID NOT KNOW THAT ABOUT LUIGI awwwwwwww. Just when you think he can't get any more adorable. Also, I like all the doodles and stuff, heh 8D PEASLEY, THE PERFECT TOUCH TO EVERY LETTER
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE I must hang this on mah letter waaaalllll

What else, what else. Oh yeah, The Bouncer is the most hilarious game ever. The idea of having a game about bouncers is pretty cool, I think, but Square kind of... messed it up. Needs to be longer, needs more gameplay, needs less cliches. Really, though, the campyness is what makes this great, so in a lot of ways I wouldn't change this at all. It's sort of like a bad movie, y'know -- you know it's bad, you can rattle off about a billion things they could've done to improve it, but at the same time it's just so unintentionally hilarious that you can't help but love it. IT HAS SPUNK. Or maybe I'm just crazy, I dunno
Also, what's-her-face near the end is totally a Rinoa prototype y/y. SHE EVEN DOES THE POSE. You'll see what I mean when you get there.
Ahahahahahahahaha
This makes me happy for some reason.
This is eerily realistic. Can you believe how much we've advanced? It's really quite something. This one is pretty amazing, too.
I DON'T CARE HOW ENDEARING THEY TRY TO MAKE TITAN THE ROBOT BE BY HAVING HIM SING OLDIES MUSIC AND DANCE, HE STILL SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
It's scary how much I can relate to these types of songs. I'M SO LAME, GOD

woooo still feel vaguely nauseated. And I also feel like I'm getting a cold. BAH.