And we hear the distant cry of an anal probe.

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MYSTERY MEME WHICH I NOW HAVE TO DO, BECAUSE MY CURIOSITY WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR (WHAT WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT ME WHAT)

1. There are 30 questions.
2. Next to each number, write only the name of the person who fits.
3. Answer one question with one name. (lol)
4. Don't tell the questions to anyone who isn't doing the meme.

1. I DUNNO UHHHH zarla? dia_aren_marie?
2. wishwashing, NO QUESTION. le_dog gets an honorable mention.
3. Uhhh, can't really think of anyone.
4. HI lappylapin
5. zarla? Haha, le_dog I know for sure. waywardoctagon?
6. peachifruit/bluedragon3/gogoicarus?
7. Haha crap I have no idea. roaring_softly, SURE. Maybe le_dog?
8. Every single person on my flist. ALL OF YOU, NONE CAN ESCAPE
9. I DUNNO, MAN, EVERYONE
10. zarla/gogoicarus/maybe le_dog?
11. hurr
12. all of u
13. superhappy, nedroidcomics, buttfacemakani, beatonna, probertson
14. wishwashing AND puddinchan FOR THE FORMER
15. GO bluedragon3 DO IT
16. Uhhhhh... tigerboat/kihanna/roaring_softly
17. fgdfkjgh i don't know puddinchan? dia_aren_marie? Perhaps calvin_hawkins? THAT QUESTION KIND OF PUTS THINGS IN A BAD LIGHT I THINK BUT I MEAN THIS POSITIVELY AND WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD
18. lol i dunno. HEY calvin_hawkins THE LATTER APPLIES TO YOU NOW
19. Let's see... le_dog/gogoicarus/florentinefed/peachifruit
20. peachifruit
21. I know what this means, but I'm not answering it because wtf why would I think about my friends like that
22. See above.
23. what
24. W-WHAT ;_;
25. lol
26. blaire u will b mine
27. zarla, waywardoctagon, neutraltwin
28. EVERYONE, DO IT NOW
29. buh
30. I AM TOTALLY WINGING THIS WHOLE THING, I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN.

OH YEAH AND IF YOU ASK FOR THE QUESTIONS THEN YOU ALSO HAVE TO DO THIS

So the other night I went to bed and a brown recluse spider came out from behind my pillow and started crawling on my arm.
... t-to tell you the truth, I was more angry than I was scared. I mean, this was the night I came home from visiting my grandpa, and I only got three hours of sleep and had stayed up way later than I should have, and all I wanted to do was crawl into bed and some stupid poisonous spider has to try and ruin everything. Like, what is it trying to prove?! I couldn't even kill it, either, because it startled the crap out of me and ran off before I could grab something. It's like one of those screamers people send around where you think you're trying to find Waldo, and then this scary face pops up and screams, and then you manage to turn off the sound only after it stops screaming because you were too busy being in a fetal position and sobbing. It's like, what the crap.
Of course, then I just told myself that brown recluse spider bites are usually not fatal and just climbed into bed anyway. SLEEP OUTWEIGHS MY FEAR OF DEATH

So I've been trying to draw more lately, since I've kind of fallen into the trap of being like MY ART SUCKS ;_; and then never picking up a pencil. A method that really works well for me is to have one window open with Pose Maniacs and then another open with Maxwell Adams, and then I just copy poses on the Random Pose Viewer on some notebook paper and have the videos going as entertainment. IT MAKES THE TIME FLY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT and it seems like I do better that way rather than playing music or having it silent. Maybe it just puts me in a better mood.

SO ANYWAY



I dunno, I just really like how the shading looks on this :B


The guy on the left makes me think of Snake. ... with a wig.


Kind of an older Pose Maniacs sketch. I still like it okay, though. lol @ lecherous face doodle

Also, I'm not going to post EVERY Pose Maniacs drawing I've done, since most of them are terrible and would just bore people to tears. Just the ones I feel like presentin'.


Another older one.


CAN YOU READ MY CHICKENSCRATCH? Haha, that's not even the worst example. There's times where not even I can read my own handwriting. I'M SO GREAT


Another older one. I swear, I don't even realize how awkwardly-placed some of those face doodles are until I scan the pictures


I can't remember if this one's older or newer. I think older.


Here, this one's more new. I might try turning this into an actual drawing~ We'll seee


AND HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF A FAILED DRAWING

I JUST KEEP LOOKING AT THIS AND LAUGHING






I like the boobs creeping in on either side, there


I FEEL LIKE I SCREWED UP THE PERSPECTIVE ON THIS


I-I was having trouble telling whether the model was male or female, which kind of made this tough. Pretty sure it's female, though.


I totally just think of Crying Wolf when I see this, I dunno.








BUT ENOUGH OF THAT

Old Tegaki doodle.


Reply to some guy complaining about how he hates people calling him "pal" when he's not their pal at all. FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND


Haha, this looks so old


OMG I CNAT BELIVVE LUKUZ HE STOEL HE STALE THE SPOTLAIUGHT FRUM NESZ AND THEN HE RUNZ AWYA ITS LIKE WAT A COWERD HE IZ SUCH A JURK HE DUSNT EVEN CAR EABOUT NEZS WHAT A LITLE WHOR LUKUZ IS A JURK I HAT HIM


SINCE WHEN DID MY ART STYLE TURN INTO NOTHING BUT INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCRIBBLING


Originally a Pose Maniacs thing, but I liked it, so now it's a picture of Samus :V Can't decide which version I like better...

lol is it obvious i didn't use reference


I downloaded Painter for about 20 minutes before getting annoyed and deleting it. THIS IS THE RESULT!


woocus and hinawuhh

Haha man look at those flowers. I AM GOING TO BE A FAMOUS ARTIST SOMEDAY


SO HEY I'M FINALLY DOING THAT 100 IMAGE ART MEME I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO IN JANUARY 2007
THIS PROMPT IS CALLED "INTRODUCTION" AND IT'S A PICTURE OF DR. SBAITSO BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE


HEY I'M ALSO DOING THAT OTHER 100 IMAGE ART MEME THAT I ALSO SAID I WAS GOING TO DO

The prompt for this one was to draw something and then color it in three different ways. This is the first one I did! Kind of generic, but I like it okay.


Second one! I like this one the best, personally, and I think I'm even going to use it as a site layout~ :D Does everyone think the shading on Duster looks okay, though? I feel like I screwed it up horribly. Duster gave me a ton of trouble the whole time I did these, actually; it was hard to get his lineart to look okay, and then I kept running into difficulties whenever I shaded him, and then he wound up looking really pretty without me really meaning to make him so. GOD DUSTER


And now they're in a manga, complete with gratuitous screentones and feathers that make no sense. I'D READ IT

Got the screentones from here.

I GUESS THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! WILL BE SURE TO DRAW MORE AND MAKE MORE DUMB ART POSTS

ANY CRIT YOU HAVE ON ANY OF THESE IS WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS, BY THE WAY

why is my computer being so slooooowwwwww