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Nov. 21st, 2009 10:34 pmholiday gifts goddammit
ETA: oh yeah, i still haven't gotten addresses from everyone. and yes, people who have sent addresses previous years need to resend them, since i don't keep track of these things
1. FIRST NAME
unless you know me really well, you don't know my real name. i never give it out, not because i'm worried someone will hunt me down, but because it's an embarrassing name and i hate it. everyone i tell it to is like WHOA THAT DOESN'T SUIT YOU AT ALL I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED and THEY'RE RIGHT it's a really bad and unfitting name. i am actually considering changing it, though having to reintroduce myself to family/friends sounds like awkward times.
ANYWAY "DOX" IS FINE
2. AGE
eighteen. birthday is september 8th, 1991.
3. LOCATION
oklahoma hyuk hyuk
actually i hate the stereotype that all southerners are dumbass hicks
4. OCCUPATION
student. i want to get a job soon, though. i'm thinking once i get my driver's license, i'll get a job. can't wait.
5. PARTNER?
no one; i never wanted one. lately i've been thinking that it wouldn't be so bad, but it's not something i'm really worried about getting. I THINK I'M PRETTY DATABLE, EH
I'M A PRETTY GOOD CATCH
assuming most people like dick jokes and discussions about... frog terrorists or something. people who terrorize frogs, not frogs who are terrorists. for some reason this was the first thing that came to mind when i tried to think of the sort of thing i talk about, despite the fact that i've never talked about frog terrorists before in my life
6. KIDS
none.
7. BROTHERS/SISTERS
i have a brother named john and a sister named sarah. john's 31 and lives in seattle with his girlfriend, sherah, while sarah is... 26? and lives here while she goes to college (but is planning on moving out soon).
8. PETS
i have a pomeranian named melvin and a calico cat named miko.
9. 3-5 THINGS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
1. finishing up high school. i dunno what i'm gonna do for university or a career or anything, but really, as long as i can live pretty comfortably, i'm all right. i really just want to live a fun, fulfilling life, regardless of what my career is or whatever.
2. HAHAHA THAT'S THE MAIN THING RIGHT NOW, MY LIFE IS BORING
i guess driving counts. i'm gonna take driver's ed after christmas.
3. john and sherah are going to fly to oklahoma to visit us on, uhh, monday, i think. also going to visit family in texas for thanksgiving, while they're here. so much family.
and yeah, joanne decided to have everyone come over, despite the breast cancer stuff, since she wants a distraction and doesn't want to have to think about her illness. btw, they found MORE STUFF so now she's going to have to get her lymph nodes removed and do chemo and goddamn
4. TRYING TO FIND A LAPTOP THAT'S BOTH CHEAP AND ISN'T SHITTY
IT'S REALLY HARD I MIGHT JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET A JOB SO I CAN SAVE UP FOR AN AWESOME ONE
10. PARENTS
they've been together for... 30+ years. dad's 61, mom's 56 or something, i forgot. she's old, anyway. mom's unemployed, dad works on claims at state farm.
11. CLOSEST FRIENDS
UHH i tend to have lots of casual friends rather than close ones, but i'd say
tigerboat and
wishwashing count in that department. tiger being an online friend, faith irl. meeting tiger would be coooooooll though
actually i'd like to meet all of you, you're all cool
wishwashing is my oldest friend, btw. i've known her since i was... ten? jesus.
photos of tv is hilarious. speaking of hilarious, this page about getting a deeper voice is probably the funniest sales pitch i've ever seen.
and aaaaawwwwwww. i found this while looking for tx2 videos to pine over sob
I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TO SAY but i don't
ETA: oh yeah, i still haven't gotten addresses from everyone. and yes, people who have sent addresses previous years need to resend them, since i don't keep track of these things
1. FIRST NAME
unless you know me really well, you don't know my real name. i never give it out, not because i'm worried someone will hunt me down, but because it's an embarrassing name and i hate it. everyone i tell it to is like WHOA THAT DOESN'T SUIT YOU AT ALL I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED and THEY'RE RIGHT it's a really bad and unfitting name. i am actually considering changing it, though having to reintroduce myself to family/friends sounds like awkward times.
ANYWAY "DOX" IS FINE
2. AGE
eighteen. birthday is september 8th, 1991.
3. LOCATION
oklahoma hyuk hyuk
actually i hate the stereotype that all southerners are dumbass hicks
4. OCCUPATION
student. i want to get a job soon, though. i'm thinking once i get my driver's license, i'll get a job. can't wait.
5. PARTNER?
no one; i never wanted one. lately i've been thinking that it wouldn't be so bad, but it's not something i'm really worried about getting. I THINK I'M PRETTY DATABLE, EH
I'M A PRETTY GOOD CATCH
assuming most people like dick jokes and discussions about... frog terrorists or something. people who terrorize frogs, not frogs who are terrorists. for some reason this was the first thing that came to mind when i tried to think of the sort of thing i talk about, despite the fact that i've never talked about frog terrorists before in my life
6. KIDS
none.
7. BROTHERS/SISTERS
i have a brother named john and a sister named sarah. john's 31 and lives in seattle with his girlfriend, sherah, while sarah is... 26? and lives here while she goes to college (but is planning on moving out soon).
8. PETS
i have a pomeranian named melvin and a calico cat named miko.
9. 3-5 THINGS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
1. finishing up high school. i dunno what i'm gonna do for university or a career or anything, but really, as long as i can live pretty comfortably, i'm all right. i really just want to live a fun, fulfilling life, regardless of what my career is or whatever.
2. HAHAHA THAT'S THE MAIN THING RIGHT NOW, MY LIFE IS BORING
i guess driving counts. i'm gonna take driver's ed after christmas.
3. john and sherah are going to fly to oklahoma to visit us on, uhh, monday, i think. also going to visit family in texas for thanksgiving, while they're here. so much family.
and yeah, joanne decided to have everyone come over, despite the breast cancer stuff, since she wants a distraction and doesn't want to have to think about her illness. btw, they found MORE STUFF so now she's going to have to get her lymph nodes removed and do chemo and goddamn
4. TRYING TO FIND A LAPTOP THAT'S BOTH CHEAP AND ISN'T SHITTY
IT'S REALLY HARD I MIGHT JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET A JOB SO I CAN SAVE UP FOR AN AWESOME ONE
10. PARENTS
they've been together for... 30+ years. dad's 61, mom's 56 or something, i forgot. she's old, anyway. mom's unemployed, dad works on claims at state farm.
11. CLOSEST FRIENDS
UHH i tend to have lots of casual friends rather than close ones, but i'd say
actually i'd like to meet all of you, you're all cool
photos of tv is hilarious. speaking of hilarious, this page about getting a deeper voice is probably the funniest sales pitch i've ever seen.
and aaaaawwwwwww. i found this while looking for tx2 videos to pine over sob
I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TO SAY but i don't