I WANT A TABLEEETTT
Feb. 18th, 2010 12:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
backupdump002NO
SERIOUSLY
TAKE THE VALENTINES
I SPENT AGES ON THEM
TAKE 'EM
YEAH EVERYONE IS SO HOT FOR ME AND BOY I'M SURE GOOD AT SHOWING AFFECTION AND GETTING WHO I WANT HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN ADMIT TO HAVING A CRUSH SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO DO IT FIRST AAAAAA though to be fair i can see myself being an enormous ham when actually IN a relationship but WTF "HUNTER"
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
when they're telling me
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry.
UHHH i don't remember lol
i get annoyed/grumpy but not like rage OH WAIT I GOT SO MAD AT THE NMH2 FINAL BOSS OH MY GODDDDDDDD I WAS SO MAAAADDD UUUUUGH and then it got to the point where losing just made me depressed rather than angry lol
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
IDK PROBABLY LIKE... a really close friend... since then i could say some nice things to them, and plus i'd want online pals to be notified SOME way so they don't think i've just dissed them and i don't want family reading my lj or anything MAN WHY IS LJ A CONCERN TO ME WHEN MY PLANE IS CRASHING SDKJFGH
then again this is assuming i'm calm enough to even reason this shit out and won't just mash buttons going AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the whole time
4. You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. (1) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? (2) What do you do with your remaining days? (3) Would you be afraid?
1. HAHA WHY WOULD I NOT I CAN'T JUST SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR FOREVER FOR NO REASON also who has the willpower to keep their imminent death to themselves anyway
2. PARTY
3. EH it's not like i'd WANT to go but if there's nothing i can do about it then i'd rather just spend my last month being happy rather than going OHH GODDDD forever
5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you choose?
i don't really get how those are separate
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you save the dog?
SAVE THE DOG MY BOSS CAN SUCK MY COCK
WHO FIRES SOMEONE WHO WAS LATE BECAUSE THEY SAVED A DROWNING DOG WHAT AM I WORKING FOR MR. SCROOGE OR SOMETHING CHRIST I'M PROBABLY MISERABLE THERE ANYWAY
anyway i could also try bringing my boss proof somehow so maybe they'd be dazzled and give me a promotion or something
7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her? Why or why not?
but i would never cheat on someone that is such a dick move!!
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you do/say?
freeze up
babble/stammer a lot
either tell them i like them back or turn them down as nicely as possible while still trying to stay friends
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. do you do it?
uhhhhhhh... good questionnnn. 3/4 of my grandparents died when i was a little kid, so i don't really remember them, but i've always kind of wished i could've known them better since i've always been really into our family's history and such. but i dunno, i learn a lot of stuff from my parents, it's probably better to just move on, and a year for an hour isn't much of a fair trade anyway.
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
YES DUDE ANOTHER ME TO HANG OUT IWTH WOUDL BE SO AWESOME HAHAHAHAinb4 but dox don't you already have ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tigerboat
11. Does love = sex?
no, what. no.
12. Your boss tells your co-worker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your co-worker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company?
YEAH SURE i can find a new job and have family/friends help a little and shit. plus if this is the same boss who wants me to stop saving dogs so i can get to my shitty job on time then fuck that boss anyway man!!
13. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? What did you have to tell the person? Was it difficult?
I DUNNOOO i can't remember ahahaha not like this huge epic conversation full of feelings anyway
i'm more of an actions over words person, anyway.
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a friend, you love them or that you do not love them back?
that i don't love them back dumbass i mean if i do love them and they say it first then why would i have trouble going OH ME TOO
also who says "i love you" anyway eww
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
I DON'T KNOW LIKE UH SOCIAL CONTACT BECAUSE I LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE
THERE
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Who were they to you?
i dunno also see 14
17. What is love?
BABY DON'T HURT ME
18. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you wish was there with you?
batman he will catch all baddy
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
SURE LOL i'd want one of those mouth guard things though since they probably haven't brushed their teeth in a while
21. You are holding onto your grandmothers hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death?
grandma, after having a few final words. it sounds cold, but... she's dying of cancer and has loads of bad habits and has already lived a long time anyway.
22. Are you old fashioned?
ahahahaha
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did not expect anything back?
uhhhhhh i dunno i never really expect things in return unless we agreed to do an exchange
24. Which would you choose, love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
guaranteed broken heart since i'd just get over the whole thing later on anyway and at least i'd have experienced a relationship and such
except would i have to KNOW it'd just end horribly because that would kind of loom over my head the entire time and make it impossible to get close to them at all
25. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
WELL after getting past the initial SUPERPOWERS LOL reactions, i'd really like having a never-ending supply of money. not necessarily to indulge in whatever i wanted, but just to have a safety net that would totally free up my whole life. i could study anything i wanted, MAYBE job-hop whenever i felt like it, go wherever i wanted, etc, and basically just have the time to freely pursue my hobbies and social life etc without a job tying me down and without ever having to worry about going broke. also i could make never-ending donations to charities and rid the world of debt or something woooooooooooo
SERIOUSLY
TAKE THE VALENTINES
I SPENT AGES ON THEM
TAKE 'EM
YEAH EVERYONE IS SO HOT FOR ME AND BOY I'M SURE GOOD AT SHOWING AFFECTION AND GETTING WHO I WANT HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN ADMIT TO HAVING A CRUSH SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO DO IT FIRST AAAAAA though to be fair i can see myself being an enormous ham when actually IN a relationship but WTF "HUNTER"
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
when they're telling me
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry.
UHHH i don't remember lol
i get annoyed/grumpy but not like rage OH WAIT I GOT SO MAD AT THE NMH2 FINAL BOSS OH MY GODDDDDDDD I WAS SO MAAAADDD UUUUUGH and then it got to the point where losing just made me depressed rather than angry lol
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
IDK PROBABLY LIKE... a really close friend... since then i could say some nice things to them, and plus i'd want online pals to be notified SOME way so they don't think i've just dissed them and i don't want family reading my lj or anything MAN WHY IS LJ A CONCERN TO ME WHEN MY PLANE IS CRASHING SDKJFGH
then again this is assuming i'm calm enough to even reason this shit out and won't just mash buttons going AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the whole time
4. You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. (1) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? (2) What do you do with your remaining days? (3) Would you be afraid?
1. HAHA WHY WOULD I NOT I CAN'T JUST SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR FOREVER FOR NO REASON also who has the willpower to keep their imminent death to themselves anyway
2. PARTY
3. EH it's not like i'd WANT to go but if there's nothing i can do about it then i'd rather just spend my last month being happy rather than going OHH GODDDD forever
5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you choose?
i don't really get how those are separate
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you save the dog?
SAVE THE DOG MY BOSS CAN SUCK MY COCK
WHO FIRES SOMEONE WHO WAS LATE BECAUSE THEY SAVED A DROWNING DOG WHAT AM I WORKING FOR MR. SCROOGE OR SOMETHING CHRIST I'M PROBABLY MISERABLE THERE ANYWAY
anyway i could also try bringing my boss proof somehow so maybe they'd be dazzled and give me a promotion or something
7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her? Why or why not?
but i would never cheat on someone that is such a dick move!!
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you do/say?
freeze up
babble/stammer a lot
either tell them i like them back or turn them down as nicely as possible while still trying to stay friends
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. do you do it?
uhhhhhhh... good questionnnn. 3/4 of my grandparents died when i was a little kid, so i don't really remember them, but i've always kind of wished i could've known them better since i've always been really into our family's history and such. but i dunno, i learn a lot of stuff from my parents, it's probably better to just move on, and a year for an hour isn't much of a fair trade anyway.
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
YES DUDE ANOTHER ME TO HANG OUT IWTH WOUDL BE SO AWESOME HAHAHAHA
tigerboat11. Does love = sex?
no, what. no.
12. Your boss tells your co-worker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your co-worker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company?
YEAH SURE i can find a new job and have family/friends help a little and shit. plus if this is the same boss who wants me to stop saving dogs so i can get to my shitty job on time then fuck that boss anyway man!!
13. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? What did you have to tell the person? Was it difficult?
I DUNNOOO i can't remember ahahaha not like this huge epic conversation full of feelings anyway
i'm more of an actions over words person, anyway.
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a friend, you love them or that you do not love them back?
that i don't love them back dumbass i mean if i do love them and they say it first then why would i have trouble going OH ME TOO
also who says "i love you" anyway eww
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
I DON'T KNOW LIKE UH SOCIAL CONTACT BECAUSE I LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE
THERE
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Who were they to you?
i dunno also see 14
17. What is love?
BABY DON'T HURT ME
18. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you wish was there with you?
batman he will catch all baddy
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
SURE LOL i'd want one of those mouth guard things though since they probably haven't brushed their teeth in a while
21. You are holding onto your grandmothers hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death?
grandma, after having a few final words. it sounds cold, but... she's dying of cancer and has loads of bad habits and has already lived a long time anyway.
22. Are you old fashioned?
ahahahaha
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did not expect anything back?
uhhhhhh i dunno i never really expect things in return unless we agreed to do an exchange
24. Which would you choose, love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
guaranteed broken heart since i'd just get over the whole thing later on anyway and at least i'd have experienced a relationship and such
except would i have to KNOW it'd just end horribly because that would kind of loom over my head the entire time and make it impossible to get close to them at all
25. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
WELL after getting past the initial SUPERPOWERS LOL reactions, i'd really like having a never-ending supply of money. not necessarily to indulge in whatever i wanted, but just to have a safety net that would totally free up my whole life. i could study anything i wanted, MAYBE job-hop whenever i felt like it, go wherever i wanted, etc, and basically just have the time to freely pursue my hobbies and social life etc without a job tying me down and without ever having to worry about going broke. also i could make never-ending donations to charities and rid the world of debt or something woooooooooooo
