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YOU WANNA RIDE THE WORM?

YOU WANNA RIDE THE WORM?





OKAY GUYS

THIS IS IT

WE'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY




isn't there a switch i mean unscrewing it seems unnecessary



Hahaha, I don't know, I just like how he says this. "Hey, man."



WELL LET'S GO



BUT FIRST!

Here's what Larry says if you click him |D I didn't feel like going through all the doors just to see what Roy said, though. A-and, yeah, these are in order, since I closed DOSBox by accident. DURR

"Plunger puss" sounds terrible



OH NO THAT KOOPA IS GOING TOO FAST



WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT



DAMMIT



Mayor A. Cheever's father was killed by a turtle to the head

Now he swears vengeance against all things turtle-related



SO BASICALLY YOU'RE IN THE SAME SITUATION YOU WERE IN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME, GOTCHA



I like the family friendly description of the harem, there.



I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO BE APPALLED BY THESE THINGS ANYMORE




SUDDENLY, WIVES! HUNDREDS OF THEM!




lol



THE LOWER LEVEL IS CROWDED WITH COFFEE?????????????




I selected pontoons, of course. No clue why I capped this. EH WELL





I like how ominous this looks



But well then of course the artists go and make the roof blue




THAT'S A SIX BY THE WAY





YOU PEOPLE



I hope Luigi has been writing down the names of all the mayors that told him to say hi to Mario because man he should have like a frigging mile-long list by now



And I was so wrapped up in my mystery solving that I forgot to get a Yoshi until the very end :B



Feeling as though its stomach could burst at any second, Yoshi numbly forced down bite after bite of the Pokey, as though it were a sort of soulless machine bent on eating



GOOD THING HE'S GOT SOME SPARK IN HIS SOUL AHYUK HYUK



nom




ALSO THE NEWSPAPER WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN THREE SECONDS

Aaaaaaaaand I kind of forgot to check the newspaper until the next stage |D I was kind of flying through this last level if that wasn't obvious



THAT LUIGI MAKES ME SO MAD I'M JUST GONNA

I DON'T KNOW

HAVE HIM SET THE KOOPALINGS ON FIRE



LOL NEVER HEARD OF 'EM





Hahaha they pretty much just gave that one to you




IT LOOKS LIKE A HERSHEY'S KISS

or one of those dome-shaped rubber things where you press them down and they pop back up and stuff. I used to be obsessed with those when I was little. For some reason.



I just keep thinking of the Damascus dagger from Ragnarok Online. I really play too many video games




Hahahahahaha





WHY ARE THOSE STONES FADING AND OVERLAPPING EACH OTHER JESUS WHAT IS GOING ON






GOLD COLLECTORS




Incidentally, The Dome of the Rock rests atop a sea of delicious polenta



I have the sudden urge to scale this wall and read everyone's prayers







I LIKE THE PINK LADY WITH HER LITTLE PINK KID




AND ONCE AGAIN, I FORGET TO GET A YOSHI




GOLD (GOLD)
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE




I KIND OF LIKE THIS GUY



Here we go, finally got the newspaper. AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW THE KOOPALINGS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND ARE NOT PILES OF ASH

And I like how this makes Luigi look like a bad guy, here. HE'S JUST BURNING THEM, NO RHYME OR REASON



MARIO?

MARIO?!

MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Haha, oh wow.



"Downing" is a sort of unfortunate name, when you think about it. No offense to any Downings in the audience







I like how there's no guard or anything. WEEGEE TOOK HIM OUT



HEY I REMEMBERED



RING-A-DING-DING

EVERYTHING'S STILL OKAY!




GOOD ONE, GAME DESIGNERS





BOY THE MOON SURE IS CLOSE TONIGHT



Man, I've always wanted to go to the Tower of London. I'D NEVER SLEEP AGAIN





I am trying so hard not to sing Henry the VIII right now




I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THE TOWER OF LONDON BEING MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE



why is this making me think of a guy with a dead bear strapped to his head and this angry expression on his face





lol, neon signs. THE QUEEN'S IN HERE




THAT GRASS IS BLINDING



I don't know, I don't think I'd feel totally comfortable getting married at Edward the Confessor's Giant Coffin




D'OHHHHHHH



Y'know, building your own prison isn't such a bad idea. Make it real nice, maybe even vacation there in the summer




WESTMINSTER ABBEY, ALSO KNOWN AS "GRADIENT BONANZA"




blarg



WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE YOU GUYS



sparkles



But you already said zero



GOD GUYS GO TO THE HOSPITAL OR TAKE A SHOWER OR SOMETHING



GOD I HATE THIS MAP



HEY, LOOKS LIKE MARIO FOUND SOME EXTRA BATTERIES IN HIS POCKET

And how on Earth did he manage to find that out? Did Bowser mention it during his ranting or something? "THAT LUIGI IS SUCH A PAIN. GOOD THING HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST LUDWIG VON KOOPA AND INTO THE TOP LEVEL OF THIS CASTLE WHERE I'M KEEPING MARIO IN A HIDDEN CELL"



neutral territory




neutral territory



neutral territory




That building looks like a giant, seafoam green monolith. I wonder if it makes people evolve :B



MORE TERRIFYING ELEVATORS, JEEZ








what





WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER TOWN

DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO SEE HIM



So there really was just no reason for that or anything wlejrwlkjr. I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS



I think the Rockettes are actually going to come to our town, soon! :D Or at least near our town or something. I've never seen them before, so that'll be cool. /pointless note



Going from being kidnapped and dragged around in a sack to seeing Weegee staring at you through the opening has got to be the worst thing in the entire world





FIVE BUCKS SAYS THE ROCKETTE GETS HER OWN TELL-ALL DOCUMENTARY ON HER EXPERIENCE




Hee hee, Hudson River

My brother got to see the Statue of Liberty in person! :D He said her facial features actually look kind of small close up. Like her mouth is only three feet tall or something.







AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




OH YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY DO THIS OR SOMETHING SHOULDN'T I

Haha, though the location was probably blindingly obvious at this point.



derp



OH MAN YOU GUYS

LAST PLACE GUYS

LAST PLACE



PALM TREES



GIVE THEM WHAT THEY REALLY DESERVE







A MOUSE CLICK

You know, I just realized--how do the mayors always seem to know whenever Luigi shows up? I mean, he doesn't even fully get out of the warp pipe before they're calling him up and speaking like they're these salty military generals and demanding that he goes and kills bipedal turtles for them. I SAY THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY



Damn. Any place where you get chased down by cops for picking up sea shells isn't somewhere I want to be. I WILL DISCOVER THE LOCATION OF THIS PLACE, AND I WILL AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS



STOP CALLING ME





Haha, 100,000 miles. YOU COULD BUILD THE GREATEST SAND CASTLE EVER




That's just, what, $400 less than the reward you get for the Rockette? SHOWS HOW VALUABLE SHE IS



WOW THIS BEACH IS AMAZING



fakgjhdg I just stared at that last sentence for like thirty seconds going "SUGAR-PROCESSED WHAT?" before I realized it was sugar made from the Brazilian sugar cane. GOD I REALLY NEED TO WAKE UP







OH GOD THIS IS BRINGING BACK HORRIBLE MEMORIES OF GOING ON THIS CABLE CAR IN PALM SPRINGS AND IT WENT REALLY FAST AND ROTATED AND OH GOD WHY DID I GO ON THAT



SOUNDS SCARY FESTIVE



oh god she has no eyes



Haha, there ought to be this big huge festival thing for Groundhog Day, aside from everyone gathering around to see its shadow and stuff. Wear some groundhog hats and play Pin the Shadow on the Groundhog. Maybe have some groundhog burgers. wait





THESE KIDS SURE KNOW HOW TO PARTY



"Futebol" is such a silly word to me, I don't know. I can never look at it without giggling.




WHY DID I KEEP GETTING THIS WRONG





IT'S ALL SO ~*MAGICAL*~



Already? Huh. I could've sworn there was another info booth. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING



OH YEAH AND I SHOULD PROBABLY GET YOSHI OR SOMETHING



blarg blarg



YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT







I have never seen a more harrowing act. The way Ludwig crumbled to the floor is something that will stick with me for the rest of my life.




THERE YOU ARE YOU DASTARDLY FIEND



WHAT HAPPENED TO WEEGEE'S ~*BUTTOCKS*~ THEY JUST SUNK DOWN TO HIS KNEES



NOW SUDDENLY HIS LEGS HAVE GROWN? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT? MAN WHATEVER I AM SO OUT OF HERE



I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS SHOT TO SEE



OOH WHAT'S HE GONNA-- WAIT



WHY IS BOWSER'S TAIL ATTACHED TO HIS SHELL WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS

WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS




YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU FRICKIN'



SHAKE-A SHAKE-A



A KEY



MAN DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE JUST WHIPPED THAT ACROSS THE ROOM

REMIND ME NEVER TO CROSS THE LINE WITH THIS GUY



weegee is unenchanted by the key's ethereal glow



AFTER RECEIVING SOME PEP TALK FROM ONE OF HIS KOOPA LACKIES, BOWSER TELLS HIMSELF THAT HIS BODY IS BEAUTIFUL THE WAY IT IS AND COMES BACK OUT TO SETTLE THE SCORE



GET OUT



AND GIVE ME THE KEY

NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER



LOOK OVER THERE



TEE HEE

I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING!!!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




WEEGEE USES HIS XENA-LIKE LEGS TO PUT BOWSER IN HIS PLACE



what



AT LEAST HE DIDN'T WAVE GOODBYE, THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE CORNY





HEY BOWSER



JESUS CHRIST



Bowser's Nose: SCREW THIS CRAP I'M OUT OF HERE






*explosion*







Penguin: what



MEANWHILE






THOSE ARE A LOT OF FREAKING DOORS. How did Mario know Bowser was coming when he was behind all that? Did Bowser just force them all open every now and then so he could stand there and lol at Mario for a while or something what the heck



EYYYYYYYYYYY



DERP DERP HERE I COME







ARM PUMP






WEEGEE SURE KNOWS HOW TO SHAKE A LEG



GOD MARIO TAKES A LONG FREAKING TIME TO WALK




HIGH FIVE TEN FEET IN THE AIR YEEEEEAAAAHHHH




BRO GRABS



WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS HAND IT'S LIKE A FOOT LONG



LET'S GO... PARTNER




THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP YOSHI YOU WERE GREAT



AND NOW...





THEY MOVE ON

AND THEY TAKE THEIR SWEET TIME DOING IT, TOO



DUHHHHHHH



CREDITS!!!!!

Haha, one guy programmed this? That poor guy.





More than I thought it would be



COPY PASTE COPY PASTE COPY PASTE



ONE PERSON WRITING, ONE PERSON DOING MUSIC. The music wasn't too terrible, I have to say.



Well thank God a couple of other people helped out poor ol' Jeff up there




Wow, those were some of the shortest game credits ever.



HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


And I guess that seals it! Thank you so much for allowing me to show you this game (since, despite my abrasive remarks, I did think this game was kind of fun), and for leaving me many hilarious/informative comments to wake up to in the morning 8D It was a fun ride, guys.

I may go ahead and put up another voting post soonish, since I already have some games lined up, but I'm not going to start anything until sometime after June 12th since I'm gonna participate in the MGS4 countdown and stuff and wont really have the time to :B Sooo look out for that, I guess!

NOW FOR TEA AND STUFF GOD I'M SO BEHIND ON EVERYTHING
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