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I have nothing else to do so it's time for me to discuss some WEIRD DREAMS.
First one is that I was apparently being stalked and molested by Richard Simmons, and a bunch of other people were, too. So I started a club for those people, and we met up in like... it was like these obscure, dark woods in the middle of nowhere and they had these multi-colored paper lamps everywhere, and we decided that we were all going to assassinate Richard Simmons. Just as we were about to head out, I woke up. RICHARD SIMMONS APPARENTLY COMES OFF AS A CHILD MOLESTER TO MY SUB-CONSCIOUS, MAN, I DON'T KNOW
Second was that there was an action figure that was alive and wanted to kill me for some reason, and I wasn't intimidated by it at all. I picked it up and it'd try to shoot me with its little laser gun, and I'd just grab his arm and turn it in the other direction. Eventually I got bored and just started dismembering it, then I threw it in a trash can filled with newspapers, poured gas on it, threw in a match and watched the raging flames with a smug sense of satisfaction. I think this just comes from the fact that I think horror movies with killer dolls are stupid. Also that I'm a jerkface.
THIRD AND FINAL 'cause I can't remmeber any of the other ones. Okay, so like... my character Jack had a flaming gay crush on my other character Max, right. Yet, even though Max is a smart and observant person and even though Jack was dropping really obvious hints, Max was completely oblivious. So Jack was standing somewhere I forgot and talking to himself and he was like "HOOOOW CAN I GET MAX TO NOTICE MEEEEEE" and then some random little girl overheard him and came up and was like "I'll tell you the secret to winning Max's heart if you SHAVE ME" and then she tore off her clothes and jesus christ it was like chewbacca with a little girl's head. Jack started gagging and was like "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. WHAT... OH MY GOD" but nevertheless he pulled out an undercut saw (I think that's what it's called) and went to work. This scene in the dream lasted a really long time but eventually he finished with a horrible and disfiguring mental scar to boot. I think he even took out her stomach by accident at some point, but the girl was still like "GOOD WORK" and leaned in to tell him the super heart-winning secret.
The dream cut to Jack running up to Max and being like "HEY Max, so do you think that maybe we could, y'know, pretend to be a couple and we could make out or something and you could act like you enjoy it y'know just for kicks c'mon please I really need to get this out of my system." Canon-Max would have so picked up on this oh my god. He probably would've been suspicious beforehand but this would have just CONFIRMED EVERYTHING for him. Yet dream-Max is a RETARD and had NO IDEA why Jack was saying this so he was just like "lol no way man why are you asking this lol wheres the cameras" and Jack was seriously let down and disappointed. In that order. Then I woke up.
Tabbed browsing is annoying and why do I keep hearing weird noises
First one is that I was apparently being stalked and molested by Richard Simmons, and a bunch of other people were, too. So I started a club for those people, and we met up in like... it was like these obscure, dark woods in the middle of nowhere and they had these multi-colored paper lamps everywhere, and we decided that we were all going to assassinate Richard Simmons. Just as we were about to head out, I woke up. RICHARD SIMMONS APPARENTLY COMES OFF AS A CHILD MOLESTER TO MY SUB-CONSCIOUS, MAN, I DON'T KNOW
Second was that there was an action figure that was alive and wanted to kill me for some reason, and I wasn't intimidated by it at all. I picked it up and it'd try to shoot me with its little laser gun, and I'd just grab his arm and turn it in the other direction. Eventually I got bored and just started dismembering it, then I threw it in a trash can filled with newspapers, poured gas on it, threw in a match and watched the raging flames with a smug sense of satisfaction. I think this just comes from the fact that I think horror movies with killer dolls are stupid. Also that I'm a jerkface.
THIRD AND FINAL 'cause I can't remmeber any of the other ones. Okay, so like... my character Jack had a flaming gay crush on my other character Max, right. Yet, even though Max is a smart and observant person and even though Jack was dropping really obvious hints, Max was completely oblivious. So Jack was standing somewhere I forgot and talking to himself and he was like "HOOOOW CAN I GET MAX TO NOTICE MEEEEEE" and then some random little girl overheard him and came up and was like "I'll tell you the secret to winning Max's heart if you SHAVE ME" and then she tore off her clothes and jesus christ it was like chewbacca with a little girl's head. Jack started gagging and was like "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. WHAT... OH MY GOD" but nevertheless he pulled out an undercut saw (I think that's what it's called) and went to work. This scene in the dream lasted a really long time but eventually he finished with a horrible and disfiguring mental scar to boot. I think he even took out her stomach by accident at some point, but the girl was still like "GOOD WORK" and leaned in to tell him the super heart-winning secret.
The dream cut to Jack running up to Max and being like "HEY Max, so do you think that maybe we could, y'know, pretend to be a couple and we could make out or something and you could act like you enjoy it y'know just for kicks c'mon please I really need to get this out of my system." Canon-Max would have so picked up on this oh my god. He probably would've been suspicious beforehand but this would have just CONFIRMED EVERYTHING for him. Yet dream-Max is a RETARD and had NO IDEA why Jack was saying this so he was just like "lol no way man why are you asking this lol wheres the cameras" and Jack was seriously let down and disappointed. In that order. Then I woke up.
Tabbed browsing is annoying and why do I keep hearing weird noises
