I thought the best way to protect you would be to have sex with you. The Yeti seemed angry.

My speakers have officially gone senile. The right one can still kind of play sound, at least, but it's really quiet and muffled and for some reason it'll just blot certain things out (like not playing the vocals in a song or something). And I'm afraid to mess with the volume dial because if you mess with it too much then the speaker will be like STOP TOUCHING ME and blast whatever you're playing as loud as it can, and if you try to turn it down then it just gets louder. And if you turn them off completely then that resets the sound settings on the computer, for... some reason. Also if you tap on the left speaker, then the right one will pop.

SO ANYWAY YEAH I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET SOME NEW SPEAKERS. I also keep getting these weird "The database could not be loaded" messages every now and then when I try to open something, which... probably is not good at all. I'll have to look into that.

Anyway John and Julia left on the 1st, so things have been pretty uneventful :< 'Just been messing with the Wii and such. I've been playing a ton of Second Opinion lately and I'm currently stuck on mission 6-7. I don't know why, either, since basically all you're doing is treating a bunch of GUILT victims, but I'm still like DURRR and just screw up completely. Stupid paraskevi and deftera. I hate you both.

By the way, I forgot to mention earlier but my Wii code is 6385 9049 2812 0451. GIVE ME YOUR CODE AND I'LL HAVE MY MICHAEL JACKSON MII BUG YOU :D OR MAYBE WOODY ALLEN OR KURT COBAIN. OR RAIDEN.

Anyway, I have some videos.
I FEEL INCREDIBLEEEEE - YES YES YES YES
EARRINGS WTF - I MEAN SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY HOUSEWIFE
Trunks turns super saiyaPINK SHIRT WTF - God that is BLINDING
The Incredible Mouth Band - Bass bass bass bass bass bass bass bass guitar solooooo
Boys Beware - I'd almost be offended by this, but it's just too asinine to take seriously. RIDING WITH A HOMOSEXUAL IS LIKE RIDING IN THE SHADOW OF DEATH
Space Quest III commercial - Why don't they make commercials like this anymore? Also Space Quest III: At the Cinematron.
BIG O - OKAY DID YOU GUYS EVER WATCH BIG O? I loved that show when I was a kid. ANYWAY THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOKS JUST LIKE PHOENIX WRIGHT IF PHOENIX WAS SUAVE AND DROVE A GIANT ROBOT. Big O is actually the first thing I thought of when I played Ace Attorney. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
Darby O'Gill - I don't think they're even actually singing... Anyway while John and Julia were here we rented a movie called Darby O'Gill and the Little People, because Mom has a fear of leprechauns which she says comes from watching this movie. SO NATURALLY WE WERE CURIOUS. Just... I really wish I could've found more clips because this one doesn't even scratch the surface.
ALSO SEAN CONNERY WTF. WTF. I can't even look at Sean Connery anymore without associating him with Big Boss from Metal Gear 2.
Pepper Boy - WHY THANK YOU PEPPER BOY
Best of Chris Farley and Adam Sandler - I remember watching all of these when I was younger. I think it explains a lot.
Rocko's Modern Life - Another show I watched when I was a kid. GAZE INTO MY NIPPLES OF THE FUTURE
Animaniacs Lion King parody - Another childhood show!
Freakazoid: Idiotic Police - ANOTHER CHILDHOOD SHOW. Heheheh, Tron.
Ren & Stimpy: Happy Happy Joy Joy - YET ANOTHER CHILDHOOD SHOW IT NEVER ENDS. I remember when they showed this on Nick. They'd show this and Invader Zim, and I think it was one after the other if I remember correctly. I'm not sure :O Man though, Nick used to show some cool stuff.

And for the heck of it, here is Ladies Night and Sex Bomb to add an extra bit of funk to your evening.