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So last time we played Chain of Memories I said something about a super special second half of the game, and that I'd explore it as soon as I was done with Christmas stuff. Now that Christmas is long gone, I say it's time we take a gander at what else this game has to offer!



That's right -- we finished Sora's side of the story. NOW IT'S TIME TO LOOK AT RIKU'S! :D Will this explain wtf was up with him being fake or possessed or whatever it was? Will this explain anything at all? I dunno! But we're gonna look, anyway!

I have no idea what you're talking about or what on earth lead up to this.





OUR HERO




Our hero who is apparently not evil. I'm going to guess that that WAS a fake Riku, which is why Sora was like "lol watev" when he left. I'm sticking with that explanation until the game tells me otherwise >O








After that Kairi appeared with no explanation and initiated an ending that made no sense






Thorny like a smattering of cockleburs stuck to your pants





YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH





Yeah, sleep IS pretty cool. But you know what isn't cool? Drugs. Talk to your kids today and ensure that they have a bright future that doesn't involve smoking weed at rock concerts or snorting crack in public bathrooms.
Because a little guidance
Goes a long way





OH GREAT, CARDS. I SURE LOVE CARDS.








"I only take naps during extreme racecar-driving accidents!"









WELL GANG IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS I THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT UP
DAPHNE AND VELMA, YOU COME WITH ME SO YOU CAN GET KIDNAPPED SOMEHOW
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY YOU GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND PROVIDE COMICAL RELIEF BECAUSE THIS SHOW CAN GET REALLY INTENSE I THINK WE NEED TO LIGHTEN IT UP A LITTLE







But didn't he just use the cards and walk through the door himself?




what are a memory







"Is this like that story about Christmas past? Because I never liked that story."







DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME






I kept expecting Goofy or someone to come up and be like "well hey dere Riku, who ya talkin' to? :B hyuk" but sadly, no such thing happened.





Woooooooooooo



D Report? DiZ, maybe? I can't remember if I clicked on that or not. If I did then it was either empty or unimportant since I didn't take any screencaps. I'll check on it next episode since I'm too lazy right now.



Loading screen!



Aaand battle screen. Battling with Riku is about a billion times more fun than battling with Sora -- Riku is faster, stronger, and barely takes any damage at all. In fact, I went for a long time thinking that he DIDN'T take damage until I got hit several more times and it showed a little sliver of missing HP. The BEST part, though, is that you don't even have to mess with your stupid deck since the game just does it for you. I guess Square made it easier on you this time around as a little reward for finishing the main game, which I greatly appreciate because I did not want to have to fool with leveling up for eternity and dying repeatedly and all that good stuff. I can just fly through this.

Then again, I probably just totally jinxed myself



Level Up screen, which has AP and DP instead of CP and Sleights. Attack Boost raises attack (durr), while Darkness Boost is for "Dark Mode," which you'll learn about later.



Riku's "I leveled up lol" pose, where he turns away from you and puts his sword on his shoulder. Think Squall's pose in FF8.



Also he can jump like some kind of jumping MADMAN







bedroom wat




Oh.





Yeah, that Maleficent is a wiz at feng shui.






Right to the next cutscene, I say!






Remember: voices are always watching you.





"Well, now that you mention it..."









HIS HEART :<





I WENT INTO YOUR ROOM, JACK








NEXT CUTSCENE LETS MOVE IT PEOPLE






So did Maleficent just have nothing better to do than stand in that room and wait for people to wander in so she could tell them that she knew they were coming?










ICE BURN











That'd actually be a neat little twist. Too bad we're gonna get something nonsensical and campy. YOU HEAR ME, SQUARE?






And why do I get the feeling that this whole conversation has preachy undertones? Stay in school, don't do drugs, keep our land grand, that sort of thing? Maybe I'm just crazy :O






Figments of your memories are totally gonna take you down





Maleficent is pretty weak this time. In fact, she pretty much just sat there while I beat her repeatedly








FORESHADOWING?







Hey, it's that guy. I'm guessing his silhouette changed because he took of his hood or something... or wait, does he even HAVE a hood?
OR WAS IT SOMETHING ELSE, MAYBE?





Tell me about it






After this, Riku whipped out his sword and charged at Ansem, but Ansem magically deflected him. I didn't capture that very well, though :<



NYEEEEEAAARRRROOOOOMMMMM



*explosion*





why does ansem have grey teeth



Speak for yourself, Riku beat the crap out of me the first time I played. Also, does anyone else find it weird that Ansem is ragging on Riku for losing to Sora while being aided by the darkness, when Ansem ALSO lost to Sora while being aided by the darkness? In about twenty different forms, no less?






What? How? Has he fallen and can't get up or something?



COULD IT BE?






It'd be hard to mistake that voice for someone else, I'd imagine




Like a persistent belt salesman.





Try tomorrow at 3:00.




Ansem also wound up being really puny and weak. WHO'S THE FOOL NOW




Darn, didn't get a card. Now I'll probably have to fight him again.













OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO







YOU STOP THAT HOCUS POCUS NONSENSE THIS INSTANT







Yeah, here's what DP is for :O





And the rest was just like "if you get a card break or take damage while in Dark Mode then your DP gauge depletes blah blah blah" and other stuff that nobody cares about.




Hey, it's that guy!



HEY, IT'S THAT GUY!



Lexaeus, that's his name.



HI VEXEN










Also Zexion is a dog







"scents" is just silly, I'm sorry




Oh, so I guess this is supposed to take place while Sora is going through the Castle? :O Like Riku just popped in sometime after he defeated Maleficent. Maybe. Though that would explain why Vexen is alive.





He smelled like flowers?







Now we're going into taste?






I hear darkness has a distinct tangy flavor that goes well with trout.














THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU






Somehow, it's really hard for me to imagine Mickey saying all of this.








Well, he did just tell you "I can only send a little bit of my power here."
And "I'll try to find a way to reach you."
And also he's TRANSPARENT.



But we shook hands in our hearts.
But we shook hands in our hearts.
But we shook hands in our hearts.




ELEVEN BASEMENTS



WHERE WILL RIKU GO!?
LETS FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON CHAIN OF MEMORIES

Date: 2007-01-08 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calvin-hawkins.livejournal.com
I choked on laughter at most of this. :x

Especially...
"Yeah, that Maleficent is a wiz at feng shui."
and
"What? How? Has he fallen and can't get up or something?"

I think I need some water now.

Date: 2007-01-08 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doxinator.livejournal.com
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Date: 2007-01-09 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunar-eventide.livejournal.com
You are now the king of time killing. The hired killer when my time needs to be killed. The best way to procrastinate.

I think you get the picture. xD

Date: 2007-01-09 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doxinator.livejournal.com
I AM AT WAR AGAINST TIME

Date: 2007-01-09 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-charla.livejournal.com
I actually sorta like Mickey in KH2. FINISH THIS OR I WILL CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

Date: 2007-01-09 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doxinator.livejournal.com
WE'VE ONLY GOT LIKE TWO OR THREE EPISODES TO GO I'M JUST BEING LAZY SUSPENSFUL

Date: 2007-01-09 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-charla.livejournal.com
Maybe I'll just cut off your pinky toes then.

But we shook hands in our hearts! ...

Date: 2008-09-06 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chainey-clink.livejournal.com
Duh, Riku. Even little kids know this - the brightest light shines in the darkest...dark. Or something to that effect. -_-;

Also, Zex and Lex! :D I like those two.

Riku looks so cute when his his sprites laughs. Or smiles. Looks like he's laughing, but eh.

Also, Riku's side of the story! Yay!

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