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Dec. 26th, 2008 12:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
backupdump002I wish I got an electric guitar for Christmas so I could do a totally radical riff inspired by how awesome my Christmas was.
I'm so excited about all my gifts, and I also got a bunch of spending money on top of everything else, which I think I will spend on No More Heroes and Killer7 and hopefully the entire Silent Hill series so I can actually sit down and play them at my own leisure and enjoy them and not rent them over and over. Maybe some clothes. Man, haven't gone clothes shopping in years. It's getting pretty bad.
I got a book on anatomy! I needed that. I got a lot of artsy stuff, actually. I plan on doing a lot of artwork in '09.
I got God Hand. I had no idea what it was about or anything, I just heard it was supposed to be really good and decided to ask for it. I adore it so far. It reminds me of No More Heroes a lot, actually. :O
I GOT PSYCHONAUTS YESSSSSSSSS I have been meaning to get that for YEARS oh man. Gotta play that when I'm done with God Hand.
The 360 situation is fixed! I played a ton of Bioshock today. I think I finally hit my stride with that game and now I don't feel real afraid of it anymore :B Big Daddies weren't nearly as terrifying as I thought they'd be. Just difficult.
And uhhhhhh I dunno, I got a lot of stuff. I always feel weird talking about things I own for some reason, I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I'm so happy with everything, though, and I'll have to ramble more when I'm not distracted. :B
Haha, oh yeah, a pipe on our fridge broke and sprayed water everywhere. The funny thing is is that no one noticed it until I went in to (ironically) get a drink. I caught it pretty early, though, so it's okay. :O That could've been so much worse, oh god. What if it happened while we were asleep? What if we went out of town? Hell, what if it went on for another five minutes? It must've started spraying seconds before I came in, and the floor was already soaked and getting worse quick. Jeez.
You know, this is actually the second time I've walked into a room seconds after a pipe burst. I'VE GOT A SIXTH SENSE
FOR PIPES
AND BECAUSE THIS IS TRADITION:
1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?:
uhhhh ffffffff uhhhhhhhhhhhh what did i do. Well, I mean, I did a lot of new things this year, but they're all little things, you know? I can't recall doing one real spectacular thing that stands above everything else. I'M SO EXCITING
2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Last year's resolution was to be productive, dunno how well that held up. This year I resolve to do tons of artwork and finally get out all those picture ideas that have been rolling around in my head for YEARS, and also learn how to drive, and also learn flash. And finish high school. Maybe get a part-time job?
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Uh, don't think so.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.
5. What countries did you visit?
Stayed here.
6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A PURPOSE
7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Theeeeeeeee Texas/Seattle trip, probably. OH YEAH and meeting David Sedaris. And my brother getting that game design job and working on Banjo-Kazooie 3. Oh, and all those big birthdays we had this year (grandpa turned 80, dad turned 60, John turned 30). Aaaaand going to the Celebrity Club? That was cool. Hangin' out with people. I can't remember anything else, so I assume those things will not be etched upon my memory
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I learned a lot of things about life and myself and stuff and got a stronger hold on what I want to do, made lots of new friends, things like that.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Uhhhh can't think of anything! Pretty smooth year, really.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nope.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
I got some neat books and games. uhhh GOD THIS IS SO BORING
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
i dunno, lol
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
why would I name names here, what
There's a few people, though.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Games, books, the usual.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The election, Mother 3, DigiPen, uhhhhhh Brawl? Wait, was Brawl last year? FFFFFFF I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
Makin' friends :V
16. What songs will always remind you of 2008?
I DON'T KNOOOOWWW WAAAAAHHH
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i) happier or sadder?
Same?
ii) thinner or fatter?
Same.
iii) richer or poorer?
Same.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Things.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Slacking.
20. How will you be spending the holidays?
CHILLIN'.
22. Did you fall in love in 2008?
No. The more I think about being in a relationship the more I don't want to be in one, ffffff
23. How many one night stands?
AW BABY THEY'S ALL A BLUR
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
I got real into House, though I kind of randomly lost interest. Started watching Seinfeld, I guess. I don't remember that show focusing so much on sex when I watched it as a kid, wtf
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
nnnnnooot hate, though there's some people that made me :/ a little. I don't think they're bad people or anything, at all, it's just that our personalties don't really mesh, you know?
26. What was the best book you read?
Man I read a bunch, what did I read this year... SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE BY KURT VONNEGUT, THERE WE GO
THAT BOOK IS AMAZING, READ IT
I got tons of books for Christmas, I'm so exciteeeed
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
YOU KNOW WHAT
I HAVE NO IDEA
MY MUSIC COLLECTION GROWS SO RAPIDLY THAT I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA
28. What did you want and get?
GAMES, BOOKS????
29. What did you want and not get?
Dunno?
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
aufdiguhdfighk I watched tons of movies but hardly any of them came out this year. I don't even know what I saw this year.
WAIT WAIT
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
YEAAAAAAHHHHH THAT WAS AWESOME
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Hung out. Seventeen.
Can't believe I'm going to be eighteen. Jesus.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Dunno. I had a pretty nice year.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
idk
34. What kept you sane?
Friends and family, the usual.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
idk
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAA ♥ ♥ ♥
37. Who did you miss?
idk
38. Who was the best new person you met?
WHAT I can just rate people like that, wtf. I LIKE EVERYONE I MET THIS YEAR 8|
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
The whole people-pleasing thing isn't worth it at all. Quit bending over backwards for other people, quit fretting so much over what they think, and for god's sake, speak up if you have a problem or don't want to do something. No one's going to hate you for it, and if they do, then they aren't worth trying to please in the first place. THIS SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE, SELF, AUGH
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun awakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
must of Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs
“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some shit is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar
Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “Bitch say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet…
Chapter 2:
Well...
Now he’s staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don’t have to go no further
I can clearly see what’s goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don’t lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should’ve known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I’m like whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didn’t have a man
Then he said man please,
I’d kill you if you didn’t have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don’t give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I’m not the one you after
He says son I bet you didn’t know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that’s betta right
Why can’t we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I’m sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you’re gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I’m like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we’re all comin out the closet
I’m not about to be the only one that’s broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs
And he’s like I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said n**** Imma shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I’m lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I’m gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don’t shoot
3, he says don’t shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, Icant belive it's a man... man....man
Chapter 3:
Well,here we are the four of us,
in total shock me and her,
I close my mouth,and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
you've been talking to,
he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
he says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,
let me up out this door", cause this is way
more than I bargoned for,
and then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....
Then she said wouldn't you like to know
just how it all began,
then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin,
And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question,
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"
he looked at her and said bitch please you got
yo nerve, with all yo club poppin'
lying sayin' you was shoppin',
and now here you are in
our home, and you calling
me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
and that much I agree,
you caught me cheating,
but this a little extreme,
he said you are my wife,
sleeping behind my back,
and now I come home and you got him in the closet,
how extreme is that?......
She says but she's a he,
then he says please you can't judge me,
she says Ruphus this is crazy,
and I said stop arguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
each other out, so get to the point,
or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
but I think I can explain what's going in
here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,
at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,
don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus
you son of a bitch,
and he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
that's what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody......
Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming
saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
she throws a pillow at him
and says you was creepin' too the only difference
is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my ass
Ruphus says we're gettin' married
then I shoot one in the air,
then I say not another one of
you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit I'm going through
is unheard, grab my celluar,
sayin' this is so wrong,
call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone......................
Chapter 4 :
Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 60 in a 40 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
He flicks his cigarette
And then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
she says said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love you, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feels like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...
Chapter 5:
And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right damn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bull shit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, n**** I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitch's house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said baby, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you
I'm so excited about all my gifts, and I also got a bunch of spending money on top of everything else, which I think I will spend on No More Heroes and Killer7 and hopefully the entire Silent Hill series so I can actually sit down and play them at my own leisure and enjoy them and not rent them over and over. Maybe some clothes. Man, haven't gone clothes shopping in years. It's getting pretty bad.
I got a book on anatomy! I needed that. I got a lot of artsy stuff, actually. I plan on doing a lot of artwork in '09.
I got God Hand. I had no idea what it was about or anything, I just heard it was supposed to be really good and decided to ask for it. I adore it so far. It reminds me of No More Heroes a lot, actually. :O
I GOT PSYCHONAUTS YESSSSSSSSS I have been meaning to get that for YEARS oh man. Gotta play that when I'm done with God Hand.
The 360 situation is fixed! I played a ton of Bioshock today. I think I finally hit my stride with that game and now I don't feel real afraid of it anymore :B Big Daddies weren't nearly as terrifying as I thought they'd be. Just difficult.
And uhhhhhh I dunno, I got a lot of stuff. I always feel weird talking about things I own for some reason, I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I'm so happy with everything, though, and I'll have to ramble more when I'm not distracted. :B
Haha, oh yeah, a pipe on our fridge broke and sprayed water everywhere. The funny thing is is that no one noticed it until I went in to (ironically) get a drink. I caught it pretty early, though, so it's okay. :O That could've been so much worse, oh god. What if it happened while we were asleep? What if we went out of town? Hell, what if it went on for another five minutes? It must've started spraying seconds before I came in, and the floor was already soaked and getting worse quick. Jeez.
You know, this is actually the second time I've walked into a room seconds after a pipe burst. I'VE GOT A SIXTH SENSE
FOR PIPES
AND BECAUSE THIS IS TRADITION:
1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?:
uhhhh ffffffff uhhhhhhhhhhhh what did i do. Well, I mean, I did a lot of new things this year, but they're all little things, you know? I can't recall doing one real spectacular thing that stands above everything else. I'M SO EXCITING
2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Last year's resolution was to be productive, dunno how well that held up. This year I resolve to do tons of artwork and finally get out all those picture ideas that have been rolling around in my head for YEARS, and also learn how to drive, and also learn flash. And finish high school. Maybe get a part-time job?
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Uh, don't think so.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.
5. What countries did you visit?
Stayed here.
6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A PURPOSE
7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Theeeeeeeee Texas/Seattle trip, probably. OH YEAH and meeting David Sedaris. And my brother getting that game design job and working on Banjo-Kazooie 3. Oh, and all those big birthdays we had this year (grandpa turned 80, dad turned 60, John turned 30). Aaaaand going to the Celebrity Club? That was cool. Hangin' out with people. I can't remember anything else, so I assume those things will not be etched upon my memory
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I learned a lot of things about life and myself and stuff and got a stronger hold on what I want to do, made lots of new friends, things like that.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Uhhhh can't think of anything! Pretty smooth year, really.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nope.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
I got some neat books and games. uhhh GOD THIS IS SO BORING
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
i dunno, lol
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
why would I name names here, what
There's a few people, though.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Games, books, the usual.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The election, Mother 3, DigiPen, uhhhhhh Brawl? Wait, was Brawl last year? FFFFFFF I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
Makin' friends :V
16. What songs will always remind you of 2008?
I DON'T KNOOOOWWW WAAAAAHHH
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i) happier or sadder?
Same?
ii) thinner or fatter?
Same.
iii) richer or poorer?
Same.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Things.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Slacking.
20. How will you be spending the holidays?
CHILLIN'.
22. Did you fall in love in 2008?
No. The more I think about being in a relationship the more I don't want to be in one, ffffff
23. How many one night stands?
AW BABY THEY'S ALL A BLUR
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
I got real into House, though I kind of randomly lost interest. Started watching Seinfeld, I guess. I don't remember that show focusing so much on sex when I watched it as a kid, wtf
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
nnnnnooot hate, though there's some people that made me :/ a little. I don't think they're bad people or anything, at all, it's just that our personalties don't really mesh, you know?
26. What was the best book you read?
Man I read a bunch, what did I read this year... SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE BY KURT VONNEGUT, THERE WE GO
THAT BOOK IS AMAZING, READ IT
I got tons of books for Christmas, I'm so exciteeeed
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
YOU KNOW WHAT
I HAVE NO IDEA
MY MUSIC COLLECTION GROWS SO RAPIDLY THAT I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA
28. What did you want and get?
GAMES, BOOKS????
29. What did you want and not get?
Dunno?
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
aufdiguhdfighk I watched tons of movies but hardly any of them came out this year. I don't even know what I saw this year.
WAIT WAIT
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
YEAAAAAAHHHHH THAT WAS AWESOME
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Hung out. Seventeen.
Can't believe I'm going to be eighteen. Jesus.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Dunno. I had a pretty nice year.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
idk
34. What kept you sane?
Friends and family, the usual.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
idk
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAA ♥ ♥ ♥
37. Who did you miss?
idk
38. Who was the best new person you met?
WHAT I can just rate people like that, wtf. I LIKE EVERYONE I MET THIS YEAR 8|
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
The whole people-pleasing thing isn't worth it at all. Quit bending over backwards for other people, quit fretting so much over what they think, and for god's sake, speak up if you have a problem or don't want to do something. No one's going to hate you for it, and if they do, then they aren't worth trying to please in the first place. THIS SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE, SELF, AUGH
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun awakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
must of Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs
“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some shit is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar
Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “Bitch say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet…
Chapter 2:
Well...
Now he’s staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don’t have to go no further
I can clearly see what’s goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don’t lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should’ve known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I’m like whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didn’t have a man
Then he said man please,
I’d kill you if you didn’t have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don’t give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I’m not the one you after
He says son I bet you didn’t know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that’s betta right
Why can’t we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I’m sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you’re gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I’m like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we’re all comin out the closet
I’m not about to be the only one that’s broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs
And he’s like I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said n**** Imma shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I’m lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I’m gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don’t shoot
3, he says don’t shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, Icant belive it's a man... man....man
Chapter 3:
Well,here we are the four of us,
in total shock me and her,
I close my mouth,and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
you've been talking to,
he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
he says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,
let me up out this door", cause this is way
more than I bargoned for,
and then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....
Then she said wouldn't you like to know
just how it all began,
then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin,
And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question,
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"
he looked at her and said bitch please you got
yo nerve, with all yo club poppin'
lying sayin' you was shoppin',
and now here you are in
our home, and you calling
me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
and that much I agree,
you caught me cheating,
but this a little extreme,
he said you are my wife,
sleeping behind my back,
and now I come home and you got him in the closet,
how extreme is that?......
She says but she's a he,
then he says please you can't judge me,
she says Ruphus this is crazy,
and I said stop arguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
each other out, so get to the point,
or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
but I think I can explain what's going in
here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,
at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,
don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus
you son of a bitch,
and he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
that's what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody......
Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming
saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
she throws a pillow at him
and says you was creepin' too the only difference
is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my ass
Ruphus says we're gettin' married
then I shoot one in the air,
then I say not another one of
you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit I'm going through
is unheard, grab my celluar,
sayin' this is so wrong,
call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone......................
Chapter 4 :
Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 60 in a 40 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
He flicks his cigarette
And then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
she says said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love you, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feels like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...
Chapter 5:
And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right damn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bull shit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, n**** I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitch's house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said baby, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you
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DAMMIT OLIVIA!!!!!!!!
Date: 2008-12-26 07:25 am (UTC)Gene and Travis would totally be friends, am I right?
Re: DAMMIT OLIVIA!!!!!!!!
Date: 2008-12-26 07:43 am (UTC)OH MAN SERIOUSLY
THOSE TWO ARE TWINS
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Date: 2008-12-26 09:29 am (UTC)BOOKS
MONEY
ONE NIGHT STANDS
GOD DAMMIT DOX. YOU'RE SUCH A PIMP
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Date: 2008-12-26 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-26 09:05 pm (UTC)WE MUST GET PIMP CANES
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Date: 2008-12-28 02:33 am (UTC)http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6DPEJJ0I
The album "Beautiful" :D
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Date: 2008-12-28 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-30 09:45 am (UTC)PENGUIN WOO
lol, yeah, I always have trouble finding stuff to say for cards or whatever, too, it's always just "We had a good Christmas, hope you did too, thank you for the whatever"no subject
Date: 2008-12-30 10:57 am (UTC)Haha, yeah, I always feel a little bad just going MERRY CHRISTMAS HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD ONE but it's usually all I can think of dfkgjhk