I feel bloated on mountain air!

[backupdump002]

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

I

I wanna talk to you
I'll write you a song and it wont be hard to sing
You take me right up to the top of the world
Shoop shoop night traaaaaaiiiinnnnnnn
Little rump shaker she can really shake and bake

Yeah, we're comin' back then with another bombtrack
I solve my problems and I see the light
I don't know how this whole business started
Wrote a letter to you and threw it away
I could escape this feeling with my China girl

Sometimes I ask myself
Walking alone on the streets of Boston
Modern talking, modern walking in the streets
Change of heart
I have a certain friend

Don't just stand there, let's get loose
Siamo figli di Pitagora e di Casadei, di Macchiavelli e di TotÃ
We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
Ooh, I need your love, babe
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me

OKAY, SO I THINK
I'm in love with a girl from China that I met on the niiiight traaaaiiiinnnn, and I'm too shy to tell her at first but I'm really into her (and her ass) and everything.
BUT THEN, somehow, we get together, and I'm not even really sure how it happened other than fate, but I'm happy, EXCEPT!!!! that I keep thinking about this other person, but every time I start to write a letter to them I just throw it away and tell myself I have a good thing going with the Chinese girl.
But as I'm walking down the street, I keep thinking about that other person and start to have a ~change of heart~, so I break it to the Chinese girl and try to tell her that even though we've been everywhere, she's still young, there's other people out there besides me, and I... need her love? Either I want to remain friends or have a threesome, I don't know
BUT THEN SHE HAS A CHAINSAW and things don't go quite as planned

YES MY POEM IS THE BEST POEM

... and while I'm at it:

Your rainbow is intensely shaded orange, red, and green.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You appreciate a challenge. Others are amazed at how you don't give up. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Everyone kept doing this and I caved in :T Pretty true, I think.

SO ANYWAY I PROMISED TIGER A CRACK POST
AND I KEEP MY PROMISES































































































































































































































































AS ALWAYS, I APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING IN THIS POST
Except for the last picture, since that pretty much made my life.

i'm just waiting for the day where photobucket bans me forever

Comments

[bitchbun.livejournal.com]

OKAY YEAH

I GIVE THIS POST P. MUCH AN A++ FOREVER? YOU PASS WITH FLYING COLORS?

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU KINDLY

I JUST WISH PHOTOBUCKET DIDN'T DELETE THE KEITH OLBERMANN/ANDERSON COOPER PIC

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

YAY tomatorama'S DAFT PUNK MARZIPAN I APPROVE

i cracked up SO MUCH through the sims 2 shots and i do not know why

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I LOVED THAT SO MUCH I HAD TO SHARE IT
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR BECAUSE IT'S SO AWESOME

The wedding party with the gravestones gets me every time

[bitchbun.livejournal.com]

HOLD UP

HOLD UP

I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MAYBE NEEDS TO MIGRATE TO IMAGESHACK JUST SO YOU CAN SHOW ME DOX

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING

(http://img266.imageshack.us/my.php?image=129834273548uf9.jpg)

(http://img604.imageshack.us/content.php?page=blogpost&files=img266/6535/129834273548uf9.jpg)

THERE AREN'T EVEN GENITALS OR ANYTHING
GOD, PHOTOBUCKET

[bitchbun.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR THAT

ALSO PHOTOBUCKET IS TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN / EVIL WEBSITE RUN BY PATRIOTS

OH BY THE WAY HAVE YOU EVER READ THAT FANFICTION WHERE KEITH OLBERMANN CAME TO ANDERSON COOPER'S HOUSE IN A SKIRT AND THEN THEY DID IT
I AM NOT MAKING IT UP
SOMEBODY WROTE IT AND I WANTED TO DIE AND I MADE THE SAME FACE AS MY ICON

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

OH GOD
NO I HAVE NOT
BUT NOW I HAVE THE MENTAL IMAGE OF OLBERMANN UNCOMFORTABLY STANDING IN FRONT OF THIS NICE SUBURBAN HOME IN A SKIRT AND SOME BLACK BUSINESS SOCKS/SHOES WHILE EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SLOWLY GATHERS AND STARES IN HORROR AND I CAN'T STO P LAUGHIFDNGKJH

[bitchbun.livejournal.com]

AND THEN HE STARTS CRYING AND THE NEXT DAY HE DOES A SPECIAL COMMENT ABOUT IT

"IT WAS BILLO'S FAULT--SIR"

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

ASDFGDF

I AM GOING TO HAVE THE WORST DREAMS EVER

OR BEST, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU VIEW THINGS

[pyrasaur.livejournal.com]

My life is never complete until I see other people's picspam! XD *carries on grinning maniacally and saving everyfrickin'thing*

[tigerboat.livejournal.com]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS I LOVE THESE POSTS
AWESOOO(eeeuuugh what's that picture, aagh)OOOOOOME

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I LOVE PICSPAM POSTS

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I NEED TO DO MORE CRACK POSTS, I'M LOSIN' MY REP

[wishwashing.livejournal.com]

adgfsdkgjfd stop making me add things to my 4chan folder, it's already taking over my computer ;_;

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

NEVERRR

Haha, my 4chan folder is so huge, these posts don't even cover it. Ssssssomewhere over a thousand, I know that much.

[rashkae.livejournal.com]

I like how my dad snuck up behind me just as I was looking at the Cloud x Zach picture and was like "THE FUCK IS THAT?"

Oh God @_@ XD But ilu anyway.

(p.s. when are you going to add me as a friend?! Come on it's been at least a year already T_T)

[rashkae.livejournal.com]

DAMNIT this comment thread inspired my curiosity and I found a variation (at least I think it's a variation since it's Anderson wearing the skirt, MADE OUT OF DUCT TAPE, not Olbermann)

http://www.geocities.com/iwannabedonna/newsrps/keithandyanderwhore.html

MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE
I HATE YOU ALL
<3

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

adfgaidhgfkjh oh god, and that was one of the more raunchy things in this post
I hope I didn't get you in too much trouble or anything :O

I didn't know you wanted me to add you! :O Whenever people add me I tend to assume it's just for convenience or something, hahaha.
Added~

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

AFDGHOAIDFUHG CRACKING UP
WHY IS ANDERSON SUDDENLY A HOOKER WTF PAYING CAB FARES WITH BLOWJOBS (OR NOT?)
GOD THE DIRTY TALK MAKES ME WANT TO DIE ALSO WHAT IS UP WITH THE LIPSTICK
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS ENTIRE FIC
AAAAAAAAA

ahahahahaa oh god i bet there's at least one angsty jealousy fic out there about Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin doing that New Year's Eve special fkgjhf

[zarla.livejournal.com]

BUT ENOUGH TALK

HAVE AT YOU!

[saemiligr.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!
This entire post was made of win XD

[rashkae.livejournal.com]

ALSO: COMBAT BOOTS. JESUS CHRIST XD this fic makes me die inside in the BEST WAY EVER

Ahahahahahahah, maybe I'll go looking for it after I'm done putting out the flames from that last fic XD

[neutraltwin.livejournal.com]

Maaaan, your poem turned out way better than mine. It's a bold foray into the existentialist piques of theoretical marzipan or something.

Th-those pictures made me laugh like a hyena very late at night. Something about clipping issues in the Sims NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY. XD

[roaring-softly.livejournal.com]

Wow, I just love your image posts. My personal favorite was the Jetsons post... the fact that the guy seemed so very angry about it, coupled with that angry Fred Flintstone avatar... well, that just made it absolutely hilarious.

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

WHOO GIRLS FROM CHINA WITH CHAINSAWS

WHEN I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL I AM SO DOING THAT, OR IN ICT IF I GET THE CHANCE

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

HONEY I'M HOME SO NOW I CAN COMMENT PROPERLY


...AAWW, FAT CAT