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I joined RO again lol. This time I'm playing on Chaos and my character's name is Seriq. So far its been pretty fun :D I'm planning on becoming a Gank Rogue and stuff. Though right now I'm level... 30/20, I think, and I can't find a real good place to grind so IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. I really wanna get somewhere this time, though.

Woah, it just randomly started storming.

ANYWAY, that aside, time for more Superstar Saga! When we last left off, we were just about to go into a cave that would lead us to the next town. That was an awkward sentence. LET'S GO

wtf what happened last time omg

Underground Tunnel - Cave music, for when there are caves.

Aaaaaand we're in HooHoo Village! HooHoo Village music.

Beanguards.

They're standing right in front of you, guys

HI FATTY I can never remember his actual name

Gee willikers

Just like a box or something we don't really know

WHO COULD IT BE???? Also Mario and Luigi don't have strange helmets on what

wat

Man, that storm stopped. It lasted for like five minutes. Wtf.

FASHION BEANS

Y'know there's just something about the architecture here that doesn't really seem safe

Blablabhalbadon

DON'T WORRY PEASLEY I'LL SAVE YOU

Cacti have bones?

Try saying "Hoohooligans" five times fast.

That cactus is totally hip.

WHY DID THE CACTUS CROSS THE ROAD

Delicious item blocks.

Those two make a lovely couple

I don't know why this always cracks me up. I guess 'cause whenever I read it I think about those crazy rebellious punks who are always like YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN and stick it to the man and what am I talking about

WHAT IS THIS FOOOOOORRRRRRRR

AGAIN WITH THE WORRISOME ARCHITECTURE

Rest assured that we will be the first to valiantly investigate these awful happenings.

FINE I'LL GO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE ALREADY

I feel ya, buddy

If you head left you can also come face to face with a MADMAN

"NO."

Well, at least it's an original surprised noise

Now I want toast. THANKS A LOT FAWFUL

duhhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAA

He sure seems happy for being so filled with fury

cuuuuuurse yooooooooo faaaaawfuuuuuulllll

Anyway, let's visit the Hammerhead Bros.!

This scene was longer than it looks here, but I'm lazy.

boing

ayuahdfhagfdhgau

I just realized, while looking through the thumbnails for these, that the Hammerhead Bros. have blue and pink beards. I AM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW

He makes it sound like we're in the ghetto or something

Including SOULS

BOING

BOING!

SIBLING BACKSCRATCH CONVENTION CENTER wait what

GET OVER URSELVS

Wow that was fast

Up the mountain we go! Hoohoo Mountain theme.

I forget what these are called, but I just know that they'll run up to you and either try to tackle you, or they'll trip first and THEN tackle, just to throw off your timing. If they get all close to you like in the second screenshot then they'll attack normally, but otherwise they rdfgfdg trip. There's a less wordy and more clear way to explain that but meeehhhh tired
Of course, for some weird reason I always tard out and jump when I see them trip, so they get up and whack me when I land. Duhhhh

Best item name ever.

NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART

Crazy skeletons and their rotating heads. One of the rotations means it's going attack Luigi and the other means it's going to attack Mario, but I can't remember which is which right now.

FINALLY SOMETHING OTHER THAN +1

Not bad, not bad

PFFFFFF WHATEVER

Haha, fatty*Mario. He moves all slow and is all jiggly.

It really shouldn't amuse me as much as it does.

BELCH

You can Spin Jump into whirlwinds and be like FSHOOOOOM into the next area. IT'S HANDY

Here's a good shot of the awesome water-spitting action

Luigi just spits it out. COME ON LUIGI GET IN THE GMAE. GAME.

Uh oh, random save point. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN TROUBLE

OOPS.

Blah blah I won

YOU MUST DEFEAT... YOUR OWN GRANDPA!

HEY ARE YOU ENJOYING THE GAME? THAT'S GREAT. I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.

He then goes into one of the pillars.

HA HA

Also the pillars shoot lasers.

If he's in a pillar and you destroy it AFTER destroying the one he ISN'T in, then he'll try and switch pillars only to be like WTF THERE'S NOTHING THERE and leave himself open for aatakc.

He also shoots lasers.

ANYWAY

afdgadfga

ANYWAY AFTER A LONG AND ARDUOUS JOURNEY UP THE MOUNTAIN THAT WILL NOT BE SHOWN HERE BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND NO ONE CARES ANYWAY, WE FINALLY REACH OUR DESTINATION

HI BEANBEAN KINGDOM

ACK

!!!!!!

Hahahahaha

The screen starts a-rumblin'.

D'AWWWWWWWW

WAIT FOR ME MY AMOOOORRREEEEEEEEE

*explosion*

BOO

Fireballs. You jump over them and stuff. I don't know why, but Dragohoho reminds me of my old science teacher. IT'S WEIRD

If you jump on him enough then he gets all short.

GAAK

Once he hacks that out he jumps on it and shoots fireballs at you all close-like so they're harder to dodge. You can destroy it, but most of the time I just leave it since the closer range doesn't really bother me that much and stuff.

HE EVENTUALLY BLOWS UP

argh

Peasley! When I saw him for the very first time I immediately thought "this guy is totally going to wind up rescuing me at least once."
Peasley's theme.

uh oh where'd he go

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AGRGDH I'M BLIND

This is the most bizarre character introduction I've ever seen

NO THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION OH GOD MY EYES

I guess so considering you wound up as a rock-barfing dragon inside an egg on the peak of a mountain and all

TEETH SO BRITE
U GOTTA WEAR SHADEZ

Peasley: yeah princess peach whatever

ROSE

pffffhahahah

WAAAAGH

Back to HooHoo village! I'm guessing nothing incredibly important/nothing that really tied into the rest of the episode happened here since I apparently stopped taking shots after I landed. YEAH I dunno.

SO COULD I HAVE ENDED THIS EPISODE A LITTLE MORE SMOOTHLY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

SO TIRED