Epic Superstar Saga Adventure Part 8
Jun. 14th, 2007 01:42 amWow it's already like the middle of June oshi--
Well, since this is coming up pretty soon, I might as well announce it. Some of you already heard about this, but we've been planning a trip to Seattle for the past month or so. In a very, very small nutshell, my brother was in a bad relationship for about seven years and has recently had a bit of a messy breakup (again), so we're going over to visit and see if we can help with cleaning and decorating and things like that. I'm pretty sure the plan is that we're going to drive out there about a week after the 4th of July. Don't even get me started on the driving thing.
Anyway, whatever the plan is, when it eventually comes around I'm going to be gone for at least two weeks. Until then, I'm going to be trying to get as many things done as possible so don't be surprised if you keep seeing me popping up with Superstar Saga and website updates and stuff. PEDAL TO THE METAL, PAL! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
AND SPEAKING OF SUPERSTAR SAGA...
Previous episodes




y helo hammerhead bros









I wonder if there's anyone out there who said no to this. I LAUGH AT THEM





BIFF! BAM!





Wouldn't that be somethin'

ANYWAY DOING WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. Teehee Valley music. Has kind of a cowboy feel to it.





WE WAITED FOR FIVE WHOLE SECONDS HOW COULD YOU








if by "be careful" you mean "get kidnapped a billion times" then you're in for a treat




HURRY TOADSWORTH








IF SHE DIDN'T LEAVE MINE THAT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER




And so begins one of the most annoying parts in Superstar Saga.
Basically, you go on a map and Peach walks a certain path, and you have to open the gates to the next map (if there are any), make sure she doesn't get touched by any enemies, and follow her so that she's never off the screen. If you fail to do any of this, she immediately gets kidnapped and taken down a yellow pipe, and you have to go down and get her. Thankfully there's one yellow pipe on each map so you don't have to run back to the start or anything, but it's STILL ANNOYING
Also, you have to make sure that Peach gets to the end of the map and you can't just run through the exit or anything, or else she just stays on the last map. And probably gets kidnapped, I'm not sure. OF COURSE I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE OR ANYTHING

Mario leveled up as well but I didn't take a shot. NOT LIKE ANYONE CARES ANYWAY

Rescuing her from her initial kidnappery

And there she is! Those goombas just sort of dance around. You can fight them if you want, but I usually just leave them.



Group hug, aww. Your reward for going through the trouble to rescue her.

Hahaha. EASY FOR YOU, MAYBE


TAKE THIS AND MULTIPLY IT BY ABOUT TWENTY
THERE'S YOUR TEEHEE VALLEY EXPERIENCE

Getting to the end, finally.







Haha, that monster just makes me think of a mix between Turtwig and Sudowoodo








BATTLE START!
This boss is pretty easy. He rolls boulders at you which you can easily hammer...

...and then eventually just turns into smaller versions of itself, one with an orange thing in its mouth, and then you just attack the one with the orange until you win. Easy!


And you get a GREAT reward for it, too. Imagine if I hadn't taken damage. That would've been awesome.







HOORAY




Haha, nice, we killed two birds with one stone.







YEAH YOU TOO LUIGI. OR SOMETHING.


Tadaaahhhh
Little Fungitown music.





"THAT'S MEEEEEEE"



Awwwww






And we're free to wander! I love Little Fungitown.



WELL IT'S A HARD LIFE, BUT SOMEONES GOTTA DO IT


What's that supposed to mean


FREAK


Hmmm, I thought they were sold in Beanbean Castle Town as well. Guess not. I tend to just get Super Mushrooms anyway, since I don't increase my HP that much and just use my bonuses for something else. Like power. I'M A POWER PERSON.



I think I bought some stuff but I can't remember. EH.

lol Guffawha. It's supposed to be read as "Guffaw-ha" but I always read it as "Guffa-wha"





The Invincimushroom Man!






HAVE I EVER


TERRIBLE





Could this be the same couple from Hoohoo Village?


Wooo I like how the equip shop looks



Unfortunately, the goods here weren't very... good.





DEAD!

The green one just sort of flails around and jumps.


And then for some reason I didn't talk to the green guy until later. Okay.




Feel free to donate to my Paypal!
Also FORESHADOWING



And there he is! I've always thought of him as a girl for some reason.


WORST HYPNOTIST EVER





I feel your pain, new guy


I'm sure Beanbean and Mushroom Kingdom relations are gonna be juuuuuuust fiiiiiiine






There's no arcades in Mushroom Kingdom?



FINALLY TALKED TO THAT GUY




I SHALL!




Sounds like a fine offer!
FOR NOW

THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME WHEN I PLAY GAMES


Tadah! Star 'Stache Smash music, which you might recognize as being the "Powerful Mario" theme from Super Mario 64. You might also recognize Geno over there.




THE RULES
MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?

Haha, I TOTALLY got a high score.
And I probably should've taken a shot of the actual gameplay but eh




NO MARIO DON'T EAT IT

you fool






TOLD YOU













NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO







Of course!






"Haha, welp, time for lunch."

hahahahahahaha






aaaa


aaaaaaaaaa



He just kind of slowly inches over.

IF YOU DEFINE COWARDICE AS RUNNING AWAY AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DANGER, SCREAMING AND TRIPPING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY, THEN YES, MISTER BRAVE MAN, I GUESS I AM A COWARD


And off he goes! You can't use any action commands or anything while he's like this. We'll have to fix that!

NO I'M FINE REALLY

To the hypnotist!













OH, YEAH.

Warmer...

Getting warmer...

Warmer, still...

Nope, colder... there you go, getting warmer...

YOU'RE GETTING HOT

HOT HOT HOT






HOT YOU'RE ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAA





Mario's voice clips actually play here

ALRIGHT, I'VE GOT THIS, LET'S DO THIS

A noble quest good sir


This is more of a note to myself than anything else. I think I can get to him when I upgrade my hammers.


This statue makes me think of Dr. Robotnik.


These glowing orbs of light kinda bounce around in front of you and you have to whack them and such. BATTER UP.


They all shoot lasers and I didn't get a shot for some reason.





Haha, Oucher Glass. That blue Chuck Guy is basically just like the purple ones in Chucklehuck Woods, except it moves a lot faster. I have trouble dodging it for some reason.

AS YOU CAN SEE HERE. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED A MUSHROOM NOOOOOOOOO




Anyway

Haha, I guess this is the flesh-eating monster the doctor was going on about?


He has insides?





Hahahaha






THIS IS THE EASIEST MINI GAME IN THE WORLD AND SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO RUN INTO A FIREBALL. I blame it on the fact that I was trying to take screenshots and jump at the same time.






I wish I could shoot fireballs at people to relieve stress. Then again, I'd have to find somebody who could actually dodge them and not die and all that.


Hooraaay


RANDOM BOLT OF LIGHTNING OW
Wait... isn't there someone we know who shoots lightning at people?










The "EH?" noise he makes here is great.





Pff, Guffawha wasn't that bad. Unless you hate mini games.





HE GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, MAN


I'm rushing, I'm rushing







ACK





PRINCESS NOOOOOO





Lightning?
"Eeyah ha ha ha ha"???



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I seriously just burst out laughing when I saw this. GOD, JUST... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT'S SO HILARIOUS. SOMETHING ABOUT HER FACE.
actually is bowletta a boy or a girl






Why she didn't try to do this in the first place, I'm not sure!





MARIO WAKE UP














BEAN FEVER, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS






THAT MESSAGING DEVICE LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A GAMEBOY ADVANCE

let me show you my pokeymans









Tighten your security!








WHY YOU LITTLE

"OH YEAH"


WTF YOU TWO





Strangely keen, that's always good! I shall take your advice, Toadsworth!
NEXT TIME!
This was going to have a lot more stuff, but the original post was too large so I had to save it all for later. I'll see what I can do next time, though.
Also, this video makes me laugh a lot harder than it really ought to.
Edit: Oops, there were a few broken images in this. My computer was acting up pretty badly last night, so I wasn't sure if it was that or if I had just made a mistake. It should be fixed now, though. Sorry about that!
Well, since this is coming up pretty soon, I might as well announce it. Some of you already heard about this, but we've been planning a trip to Seattle for the past month or so. In a very, very small nutshell, my brother was in a bad relationship for about seven years and has recently had a bit of a messy breakup (again), so we're going over to visit and see if we can help with cleaning and decorating and things like that. I'm pretty sure the plan is that we're going to drive out there about a week after the 4th of July. Don't even get me started on the driving thing.
Anyway, whatever the plan is, when it eventually comes around I'm going to be gone for at least two weeks. Until then, I'm going to be trying to get as many things done as possible so don't be surprised if you keep seeing me popping up with Superstar Saga and website updates and stuff. PEDAL TO THE METAL, PAL! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
AND SPEAKING OF SUPERSTAR SAGA...
Previous episodes




y helo hammerhead bros









I wonder if there's anyone out there who said no to this. I LAUGH AT THEM





BIFF! BAM!





Wouldn't that be somethin'

ANYWAY DOING WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. Teehee Valley music. Has kind of a cowboy feel to it.





WE WAITED FOR FIVE WHOLE SECONDS HOW COULD YOU








if by "be careful" you mean "get kidnapped a billion times" then you're in for a treat




HURRY TOADSWORTH








IF SHE DIDN'T LEAVE MINE THAT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER




And so begins one of the most annoying parts in Superstar Saga.
Basically, you go on a map and Peach walks a certain path, and you have to open the gates to the next map (if there are any), make sure she doesn't get touched by any enemies, and follow her so that she's never off the screen. If you fail to do any of this, she immediately gets kidnapped and taken down a yellow pipe, and you have to go down and get her. Thankfully there's one yellow pipe on each map so you don't have to run back to the start or anything, but it's STILL ANNOYING
Also, you have to make sure that Peach gets to the end of the map and you can't just run through the exit or anything, or else she just stays on the last map. And probably gets kidnapped, I'm not sure. OF COURSE I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE OR ANYTHING

Mario leveled up as well but I didn't take a shot. NOT LIKE ANYONE CARES ANYWAY

Rescuing her from her initial kidnappery

And there she is! Those goombas just sort of dance around. You can fight them if you want, but I usually just leave them.



Group hug, aww. Your reward for going through the trouble to rescue her.

Hahaha. EASY FOR YOU, MAYBE


TAKE THIS AND MULTIPLY IT BY ABOUT TWENTY
THERE'S YOUR TEEHEE VALLEY EXPERIENCE

Getting to the end, finally.







Haha, that monster just makes me think of a mix between Turtwig and Sudowoodo








BATTLE START!
This boss is pretty easy. He rolls boulders at you which you can easily hammer...

...and then eventually just turns into smaller versions of itself, one with an orange thing in its mouth, and then you just attack the one with the orange until you win. Easy!


And you get a GREAT reward for it, too. Imagine if I hadn't taken damage. That would've been awesome.







HOORAY




Haha, nice, we killed two birds with one stone.







YEAH YOU TOO LUIGI. OR SOMETHING.


Tadaaahhhh
Little Fungitown music.





"THAT'S MEEEEEEE"



Awwwww






And we're free to wander! I love Little Fungitown.



WELL IT'S A HARD LIFE, BUT SOMEONES GOTTA DO IT


What's that supposed to mean


FREAK


Hmmm, I thought they were sold in Beanbean Castle Town as well. Guess not. I tend to just get Super Mushrooms anyway, since I don't increase my HP that much and just use my bonuses for something else. Like power. I'M A POWER PERSON.



I think I bought some stuff but I can't remember. EH.

lol Guffawha. It's supposed to be read as "Guffaw-ha" but I always read it as "Guffa-wha"





The Invincimushroom Man!






HAVE I EVER


TERRIBLE





Could this be the same couple from Hoohoo Village?


Wooo I like how the equip shop looks



Unfortunately, the goods here weren't very... good.





DEAD!

The green one just sort of flails around and jumps.


And then for some reason I didn't talk to the green guy until later. Okay.




Feel free to donate to my Paypal!
Also FORESHADOWING



And there he is! I've always thought of him as a girl for some reason.


WORST HYPNOTIST EVER





I feel your pain, new guy


I'm sure Beanbean and Mushroom Kingdom relations are gonna be juuuuuuust fiiiiiiine






There's no arcades in Mushroom Kingdom?



FINALLY TALKED TO THAT GUY




I SHALL!




Sounds like a fine offer!
FOR NOW

THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME WHEN I PLAY GAMES


Tadah! Star 'Stache Smash music, which you might recognize as being the "Powerful Mario" theme from Super Mario 64. You might also recognize Geno over there.




THE RULES
MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?

Haha, I TOTALLY got a high score.
And I probably should've taken a shot of the actual gameplay but eh




NO MARIO DON'T EAT IT

you fool






TOLD YOU













NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO







Of course!






"Haha, welp, time for lunch."

hahahahahahaha






aaaa


aaaaaaaaaa



He just kind of slowly inches over.

IF YOU DEFINE COWARDICE AS RUNNING AWAY AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DANGER, SCREAMING AND TRIPPING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY, THEN YES, MISTER BRAVE MAN, I GUESS I AM A COWARD


And off he goes! You can't use any action commands or anything while he's like this. We'll have to fix that!

NO I'M FINE REALLY

To the hypnotist!













OH, YEAH.

Warmer...

Getting warmer...

Warmer, still...

Nope, colder... there you go, getting warmer...

YOU'RE GETTING HOT

HOT HOT HOT






HOT YOU'RE ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAA





Mario's voice clips actually play here

ALRIGHT, I'VE GOT THIS, LET'S DO THIS

A noble quest good sir


This is more of a note to myself than anything else. I think I can get to him when I upgrade my hammers.


This statue makes me think of Dr. Robotnik.


These glowing orbs of light kinda bounce around in front of you and you have to whack them and such. BATTER UP.


They all shoot lasers and I didn't get a shot for some reason.





Haha, Oucher Glass. That blue Chuck Guy is basically just like the purple ones in Chucklehuck Woods, except it moves a lot faster. I have trouble dodging it for some reason.

AS YOU CAN SEE HERE. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED A MUSHROOM NOOOOOOOOO




Anyway

Haha, I guess this is the flesh-eating monster the doctor was going on about?


He has insides?





Hahahaha






THIS IS THE EASIEST MINI GAME IN THE WORLD AND SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO RUN INTO A FIREBALL. I blame it on the fact that I was trying to take screenshots and jump at the same time.






I wish I could shoot fireballs at people to relieve stress. Then again, I'd have to find somebody who could actually dodge them and not die and all that.


Hooraaay


RANDOM BOLT OF LIGHTNING OW
Wait... isn't there someone we know who shoots lightning at people?










The "EH?" noise he makes here is great.





Pff, Guffawha wasn't that bad. Unless you hate mini games.





HE GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, MAN


I'm rushing, I'm rushing







ACK





PRINCESS NOOOOOO





Lightning?
"Eeyah ha ha ha ha"???



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I seriously just burst out laughing when I saw this. GOD, JUST... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT'S SO HILARIOUS. SOMETHING ABOUT HER FACE.
actually is bowletta a boy or a girl






Why she didn't try to do this in the first place, I'm not sure!





MARIO WAKE UP














BEAN FEVER, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS






THAT MESSAGING DEVICE LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A GAMEBOY ADVANCE

let me show you my pokeymans









Tighten your security!








WHY YOU LITTLE

"OH YEAH"


WTF YOU TWO





Strangely keen, that's always good! I shall take your advice, Toadsworth!
NEXT TIME!
This was going to have a lot more stuff, but the original post was too large so I had to save it all for later. I'll see what I can do next time, though.
Also, this video makes me laugh a lot harder than it really ought to.
Edit: Oops, there were a few broken images in this. My computer was acting up pretty badly last night, so I wasn't sure if it was that or if I had just made a mistake. It should be fixed now, though. Sorry about that!
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Date: 2007-06-15 06:26 am (UTC)Of course... perhaps Peasley just wanted an excuse to show off. ;) And this would accomplish that end more effectively than just guiding them
especially if he just, for example, used his flying cushion to get there first, and then lurked around until they were almost there and THEN popped out to take the piece.MOVE ALONG.