Epic Superstar Saga Adventure Part 10
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backupdump002SUPERSTAR SAGA GET YOUR SUPERSTAR SAGA OVER HERE, FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN AND PIPIN' HOT
Previous episodes
OKAY. YES. I CAN FINALLY POST THIS STUFF I WAS HOLDING. MY GOD.
This is in BeanBean Castle Town, by the way.
BUH?
Hahaha
I decided not to make you guys sit through these since all he does is explain that yellow pipes take you underground and green pipes let you warp and blah blah blah. I'M FEELING MERCIFUL TODAY
This line cracks me up. I DUNNO
You can talk to this guy and get new passport pictures if you want.
OH WHY NOT, I'M FILTHY RICH ANYWAY
I'M TAKING IT ARE YOU READY I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT
Magnificent.
HEY
The shots for this got deleted before I knew about the whole "if you exit, open, and take new screenshots then the old ones get erased" thing. Basically this guy lost his 'Beanlets' which are just little bean creature things, and you run around town finding them. I forget what the prize is. I'd look it up but I hate you all
A question for the ages.
OH GRANDPA YOU AND YOUR CRAZY STORIES
Unless you save too often and wind up saving after you unknowingly screwed something up. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FIRE EMBLEM.
Haha
On a side note wow I didn't know Merri and Gigi were jellyfish. That was probably mentioned somewhere other than here and I just skimmed through it. Durr
What he says if you say no to either of those. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!
What a peculiar laugh.
100 COINS IS POCKET CHANGE TO SOMEONE AS RICH AS MYSELF
Hahaha, here's where you can REALLY tell these shots are old. At least we know his hints are legit! I never go to hint guys in video games since I always expect them to cost a lot and tell you crap.
OVERALLS, TRULY THE HEIGHT OF FASHION
Heh, celebrities. I wonder if Peasley shops here.
Thanks to their incredible mustaches, of course
His introduction got deleted, too, but he basically just wants you to walk around town and collect Beanstones. I do it later in the episode. IT'S SO AWESOME JUST YOU WAIT OMG OMG I'd fish through the new shots and put them here but I'm so tired.
WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM
maybe they're bookworms lol omg
Y'know, the "no old bath or toilet" line confuses me. Does he mean that they're not there at all, like "there's none of them ol' goshdarn baths or toilets in THIS household by cracky," or does he mean that the bath and toilet are new? I demand an explanation
OH FIDDLESTICKS
I hear that
So while I was just tarding around like a tard that tards I came across a secret cave, which turned out to be a Monty Mole spot! Monty Mole is basically just this guy that hides in random, hard-to-find spots, and if you can find him then he'll give you a rare prize. I don't think you can find the stuff he gives you anywhere else, though I might be wrong.
LIKE SO
It can be difficult to get them to do this so they're lined up underneath the blocks, since they're apparently being pulled together by a magnetic force or something and if you try to get one of them to walk somewhere by themself then they'll just walk in place instead of alkwaflk walking what was i talking about
TADAH you do this several times but I decided to spare you.
Monty Mole himself!
Hahaha. Again, you can tell this is old because of the stats.
Whoopee! Golden Mushrooms just restore all your HP, I think. I never use them unless there's nothing else and I'm in a bad situation.
Here we go, here's the new stuff.
HMM THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT COUNT BE USEFUL
you will be mine
Eh, I'm sure it's nothing
Meet Harhall/Bleetch! I imagine him talking with a stereotypical flamboyant lisp.
YES DON'T HIT ME OH GOD
NO COMPLAINTS HERE JUST DON'T GET THE BELT AGAIN OH PLEASE
THE HUMAN FIRE HYDRANT IS READY, SIR
And if you're playing a ROM then you can get a huge glitch at this exact moment that will actually prevent you from moving on. Here's a video of it. I actually got stuck here for MONTHS before I finally looked it up and found out you had to upgrade your emulator to get past it.
Except you can't do that while Mario still has water in him, so you still have to shoot the bob-ombs until he runs out
LOL!
Woo, that tutorial was surprisingly long.
I like that shade of red. And as a side note, wow, he makes really gigantic clothing.
OOPS
Theeeeeere we go
YIPPEEEEEEEE
Both of which are pretty easy to get.
ANYWAY
Okay finally getting the beanstones lol. I decided not to show me getting all of them since I don't think anybody really cares. One thing you can do to make things easier is to use the hammer on Mario, and have him run around until an exclamation mark appears over his head. Then you just resize him, use the hammer on Luigi, and have him dig it up. Use that in conjunction with a nice walkthrough and you've got 'em!
Givin 'em do that guy
WOO ALRIGHT
IT BOOSTS POWER, AND YET MY POWER IS ALREADY SO OVERLEVELED THAT I CAN'T USE IT. That's an incredible stat boost for someone earlier in the game, though.
Anyway, since there was really nothing to getting that last Beanstar piece, I decided to go ahead and grab another.
I DON'T NEED YOUR BEANMONEY, BEANMAN
TOO BUSY STARING AT THE SIGN
"Again"?
Heh, I love it when he does this. It's a little hard to capture with screenshots, though.
I don't see that much of a resemblance myself but maybe that's just me
Pfffffahhahaha
OH IT'LL LOOK FABULOUS NEXT TO MY MOTHERS CHINA
Boddle is much more cooperative than the other Beanstar guys.
I just never get tired of that.
This just cracks me up every time, I dunno.
UH SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY
And talk to him I shall!
OH WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING? NEON EGGS??
Chattin' with the Yoshis. I've always liked Yoshi.
BUT THAT'S ONLY A RUMOR
I know I'd see it!
He paid for this theater with grapes
GREAT POSTERS HUH GUYS
Boddle is secretly an avid dollfie fan
All the hungry Yoshis say this. SOON ENOUGH, FAIR YOSHI
SOME YOSHI THEATER THIS IS
Hahhahhahaahhahaha
The guy who asked for the Beanstones, I think.
SOME GUY IN AN EGG TOLD ME
Apparently there's some kind of "perhaps" gene that runs in the family
IT'S POSSIBLE, ANYWAY
I like how apparently Fava set up those slides just in case someone walks into an unfinished movie theater asking about Neon Eggs
The Mario Bros are just creeped out by everyone here
OH GREAT NOW HE'S RHYMING
WHO KNOWS
Anyway, off we go. I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT LUIGI COME ON
Hmm, that Lakipea looks suspiciously like a Lakitu. Lakipeas are REALLY annoying, though, because they're on TONS of maps and they follow you around and drop Sharpeas at you and they're real fast so if you accidentally get caught behind something then you'll get hit and Sharpeas are annoying because they only give like 4 exp and the only way to get rid of Lakipea is to fight it but since it flies you have to find a ledge and/or use High Jump AND ADLGJKDFLGJDFG I HATE LAKIPEAS
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le_dog
BEAN FRUIT
Be braaaave young soldier
OH NO
Awwwwww
Hahahhahahaha this cracks me up for some reason
why that plant done gone shot peasley at me
wily old thing just ate em right back up
Whenever I see this at first I always think of a swing made out of piranhas and I'm like "I don't think I would go on a swing like that" and
BONK
NOW WHAT KIND OF A SHINE WAS THAT IF YOU WANNA BE IN THE MOVIES YOU GOTTA SHINE REAL GOOD KID SHINE REAL GOOD I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore
Fishing people out of man-eating plants, now there's a skill that'll get you far!
Hahahahahaaaaa
At least he's taking this well!
REAL SMOOTH, PEASLEY
D'awww
Something about this is making me laugh really hard.
WOO it's strange seeing him normal size, now
IT SURE IS OH GOD I THINK MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
STOP THAT DISAPPOINTED SIGHING OUT THERE
I'm sure you will, Peasley.
BYEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyway, back to business! Nice stat gain, there
Aaaaaand back to the theater!
HOW'S THIS FOR A FRUIT EH
Haha, the nonchalance of this line makes me grin.
Woo!
The first Yoshi you give fruit to is the only one who says anything, if you're curious.
And there you have it! I tried talking to Fava and seeing if he'd react to the Neon Eggs, but no go. Oh well.
Oooooooooooooooooooo
IT'S... BEAUTIFUL...
YAYYYY
And off they go. Only one Beanstar piece is left. What will our heroes have to do to get it? Let's find out...
NEXT TIME!
Huh, now that I think about it, we're actually getting pretty close to the end. I never realized how short this game is.
Previous episodes
OKAY. YES. I CAN FINALLY POST THIS STUFF I WAS HOLDING. MY GOD.
This is in BeanBean Castle Town, by the way.
BUH?
Hahaha
I decided not to make you guys sit through these since all he does is explain that yellow pipes take you underground and green pipes let you warp and blah blah blah. I'M FEELING MERCIFUL TODAY
This line cracks me up. I DUNNO
You can talk to this guy and get new passport pictures if you want.
OH WHY NOT, I'M FILTHY RICH ANYWAY
I'M TAKING IT ARE YOU READY I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT
Magnificent.
HEY
The shots for this got deleted before I knew about the whole "if you exit, open, and take new screenshots then the old ones get erased" thing. Basically this guy lost his 'Beanlets' which are just little bean creature things, and you run around town finding them. I forget what the prize is. I'd look it up but I hate you all
A question for the ages.
OH GRANDPA YOU AND YOUR CRAZY STORIES
Unless you save too often and wind up saving after you unknowingly screwed something up. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FIRE EMBLEM.
Haha
On a side note wow I didn't know Merri and Gigi were jellyfish. That was probably mentioned somewhere other than here and I just skimmed through it. Durr
What he says if you say no to either of those. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!
What a peculiar laugh.
100 COINS IS POCKET CHANGE TO SOMEONE AS RICH AS MYSELF
Hahaha, here's where you can REALLY tell these shots are old. At least we know his hints are legit! I never go to hint guys in video games since I always expect them to cost a lot and tell you crap.
OVERALLS, TRULY THE HEIGHT OF FASHION
Heh, celebrities. I wonder if Peasley shops here.
Thanks to their incredible mustaches, of course
His introduction got deleted, too, but he basically just wants you to walk around town and collect Beanstones. I do it later in the episode. IT'S SO AWESOME JUST YOU WAIT OMG OMG I'd fish through the new shots and put them here but I'm so tired.
WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM
maybe they're bookworms lol omg
Y'know, the "no old bath or toilet" line confuses me. Does he mean that they're not there at all, like "there's none of them ol' goshdarn baths or toilets in THIS household by cracky," or does he mean that the bath and toilet are new? I demand an explanation
OH FIDDLESTICKS
I hear that
So while I was just tarding around like a tard that tards I came across a secret cave, which turned out to be a Monty Mole spot! Monty Mole is basically just this guy that hides in random, hard-to-find spots, and if you can find him then he'll give you a rare prize. I don't think you can find the stuff he gives you anywhere else, though I might be wrong.
LIKE SO
It can be difficult to get them to do this so they're lined up underneath the blocks, since they're apparently being pulled together by a magnetic force or something and if you try to get one of them to walk somewhere by themself then they'll just walk in place instead of alkwaflk walking what was i talking about
TADAH you do this several times but I decided to spare you.
Monty Mole himself!
Hahaha. Again, you can tell this is old because of the stats.
Whoopee! Golden Mushrooms just restore all your HP, I think. I never use them unless there's nothing else and I'm in a bad situation.
Here we go, here's the new stuff.
HMM THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT COUNT BE USEFUL
you will be mine
Eh, I'm sure it's nothing
Meet Harhall/Bleetch! I imagine him talking with a stereotypical flamboyant lisp.
YES DON'T HIT ME OH GOD
NO COMPLAINTS HERE JUST DON'T GET THE BELT AGAIN OH PLEASE
THE HUMAN FIRE HYDRANT IS READY, SIR
And if you're playing a ROM then you can get a huge glitch at this exact moment that will actually prevent you from moving on. Here's a video of it. I actually got stuck here for MONTHS before I finally looked it up and found out you had to upgrade your emulator to get past it.
Except you can't do that while Mario still has water in him, so you still have to shoot the bob-ombs until he runs out
LOL!
Woo, that tutorial was surprisingly long.
I like that shade of red. And as a side note, wow, he makes really gigantic clothing.
OOPS
Theeeeeere we go
YIPPEEEEEEEE
Both of which are pretty easy to get.
ANYWAY
Okay finally getting the beanstones lol. I decided not to show me getting all of them since I don't think anybody really cares. One thing you can do to make things easier is to use the hammer on Mario, and have him run around until an exclamation mark appears over his head. Then you just resize him, use the hammer on Luigi, and have him dig it up. Use that in conjunction with a nice walkthrough and you've got 'em!
Givin 'em do that guy
WOO ALRIGHT
IT BOOSTS POWER, AND YET MY POWER IS ALREADY SO OVERLEVELED THAT I CAN'T USE IT. That's an incredible stat boost for someone earlier in the game, though.
Anyway, since there was really nothing to getting that last Beanstar piece, I decided to go ahead and grab another.
I DON'T NEED YOUR BEANMONEY, BEANMAN
TOO BUSY STARING AT THE SIGN
"Again"?
Heh, I love it when he does this. It's a little hard to capture with screenshots, though.
I don't see that much of a resemblance myself but maybe that's just me
Pfffffahhahaha
OH IT'LL LOOK FABULOUS NEXT TO MY MOTHERS CHINA
Boddle is much more cooperative than the other Beanstar guys.
I just never get tired of that.
This just cracks me up every time, I dunno.
UH SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY
And talk to him I shall!
OH WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING? NEON EGGS??
Chattin' with the Yoshis. I've always liked Yoshi.
BUT THAT'S ONLY A RUMOR
I know I'd see it!
He paid for this theater with grapes
GREAT POSTERS HUH GUYS
Boddle is secretly an avid dollfie fan
All the hungry Yoshis say this. SOON ENOUGH, FAIR YOSHI
SOME YOSHI THEATER THIS IS
Hahhahhahaahhahaha
The guy who asked for the Beanstones, I think.
SOME GUY IN AN EGG TOLD ME
Apparently there's some kind of "perhaps" gene that runs in the family
IT'S POSSIBLE, ANYWAY
I like how apparently Fava set up those slides just in case someone walks into an unfinished movie theater asking about Neon Eggs
The Mario Bros are just creeped out by everyone here
OH GREAT NOW HE'S RHYMING
WHO KNOWS
Anyway, off we go. I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT LUIGI COME ON
Hmm, that Lakipea looks suspiciously like a Lakitu. Lakipeas are REALLY annoying, though, because they're on TONS of maps and they follow you around and drop Sharpeas at you and they're real fast so if you accidentally get caught behind something then you'll get hit and Sharpeas are annoying because they only give like 4 exp and the only way to get rid of Lakipea is to fight it but since it flies you have to find a ledge and/or use High Jump AND ADLGJKDFLGJDFG I HATE LAKIPEAS
Hey,
le_dogBEAN FRUIT
Be braaaave young soldier
OH NO
Awwwwww
Hahahhahahaha this cracks me up for some reason
why that plant done gone shot peasley at me
wily old thing just ate em right back up
Whenever I see this at first I always think of a swing made out of piranhas and I'm like "I don't think I would go on a swing like that" and
BONK
NOW WHAT KIND OF A SHINE WAS THAT IF YOU WANNA BE IN THE MOVIES YOU GOTTA SHINE REAL GOOD KID SHINE REAL GOOD I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore
Fishing people out of man-eating plants, now there's a skill that'll get you far!
Hahahahahaaaaa
At least he's taking this well!
REAL SMOOTH, PEASLEY
D'awww
Something about this is making me laugh really hard.
WOO it's strange seeing him normal size, now
IT SURE IS OH GOD I THINK MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
STOP THAT DISAPPOINTED SIGHING OUT THERE
I'm sure you will, Peasley.
BYEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyway, back to business! Nice stat gain, there
Aaaaaand back to the theater!
HOW'S THIS FOR A FRUIT EH
Haha, the nonchalance of this line makes me grin.
Woo!
The first Yoshi you give fruit to is the only one who says anything, if you're curious.
And there you have it! I tried talking to Fava and seeing if he'd react to the Neon Eggs, but no go. Oh well.
Oooooooooooooooooooo
IT'S... BEAUTIFUL...
YAYYYY
And off they go. Only one Beanstar piece is left. What will our heroes have to do to get it? Let's find out...
NEXT TIME!
Huh, now that I think about it, we're actually getting pretty close to the end. I never realized how short this game is.
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Date: 2007-12-02 08:47 pm (UTC)OH YEAH it was the 'About' section on this site. (http://pxl.magical-art.com/) I just sort of stared at that screenshot for a while, wondering why it would be so hilarious. THEN IT HIT ME
I FREQUENTLY DO THE SAME, YOU'RE NOT ALONE
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Date: 2007-12-05 03:42 pm (UTC)I can't believe there's subtext in a Mario game.