Sanitarium Bonanza - Part 12 (for real)

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looks like i'll have to go on the drive after all. ughdfsrrrrghrgjrgg

Anyway, I'm trying to keep from thinking about it too much since I just get frustrated, SO LET'S DO SOME SANITARIUM SINCE THE LAST UPDATE WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT WAS IN MARCH
ALSO I RECENTLY LEARNED THAT I HAVE BEEN CAPPING THIS GAME FOR A YEAR BECAUSE I'VE BEEN PROCRASTINATING ON IT SO MUCH
I'M SO SORRY I just really haven't wanted to do SCAs at all, I dunno. I need to just knuckle down and plow through this thing, it's almost done.

SO

Previous Episodes



OKAY, BABY FURNACE IS CLOSED

NOW TO MEET THAT... GUY
uhhh GRAVIN, that's the ticket. we appeared in an alien world as "Grimwall," and now we're going to meet Gravin since he's apparently a great big fangirl for us or something. let's do it!



WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO



"grimwall," hahahahaha. maybe I'm just a jerk, but if I knew that he totally lost his memory, the temptation to tell him his name is "Moonbeam" would have been too great to pass up



GRIMWALL, A HERO TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
he has his own cereal brand
grimwall's frosted flakes





so grimwall doesn't remember anything about the schism between cyclopeans and insectoids, yet he still flipped his shit when he saw an insectoid just derping around?

HRRRRRNNN THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD ONE phew it felt good to blow off some steam there
what's that about a war



Hahahaha so how's that working out for you




aaaaall byyy yourseeelf~*~




Grimwall says "things" very disdainfully. WHAT HAVE THE INSECTOIDS DONE TO PISS HIM OFF ANYWAY aside from the baby-killing i guess but perhaps they were driven to that point



it could happen to yooouu





IT KEYED MY MEATMOBILE



BY ITS OWN FREE WILL!!!!





YEEES JUST ANOTHER HUNDRED AND MY NEW OIL SPILL FACTORY WILL HAVE ENOUGH POWER FOR ITS GRAND OPENING, HAR HAR HAR



pff what, so mentors can't do any wrong now
i know i hate nearly every teacher i've ever had









sometheeng eez not right



"WILD ACCUSATIONS ROCK COURTROOM," END QUOTE




SO ANYWAY




Hahaha what, so Chik-tok doesn't keep any records on people or anything. YEAH, FOR SURE, THE QUEEN AND I ARE TIGHT, DEFINITELY
--also what the hell doesn't gravin WORK FOR CHIK-TOK




"oh, you mean that part-time idiot who's working minimum wage"



GEE, REALLY
WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, THAT WAS A GREAT CONVERSATION ABOUT BIRDS JUST NOW
yes i know that's probably meant to come up before chik-tok turns you down, shh



what kind of an operating table is that, it looks like it has lava in the middle

man, what's gonna power all the tables now that the furnace is gone



let's see what chik-tok has to say before upgrading.






THAT SOUNDS 110% WHOLESOME





well i dunno about grimwall's memory pathways, but i think chik-tok's subtlety pathways could use a complete overhaul, ohhhhhh





he's totally gonna give agris a swirlie, hnyerrr




ohhhh right, Grimwall has that thing that makes the insectoids think he's one of them. IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS OKAY



just what do the cybernetics do to them, anyway

it's like the difference between a horse-drawn carriage and a veyron



BUT ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT whoa what was that noise just now, it sounded like something just blew up
is someone doing early 4th of july celebrations at 1 AM or something





"isn't he the guy who's always looking up sitcom bloopers when he thinks i'm not looking"



it's here we find out that grimwall is twelve years old and wants to know what this is




submit the lobster claw





HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



why do flashbacks cause physical pain, anyway



I was a young boy, playing Sim Safari on my Compaq




WHO NEEDS TREATMENT, I'M PERFECTLY SANE



so it doesn't cure it? pfff lame treatment



whatcha gonna do with all that junk



all that junk inside yo trunk




can't you call him first, this seems a bit presumptuous

FULL VIDEO



NEITHER DO I, GRIMWALL
BUT HOPEFULLY ONCE THIS IS ALL OVER, THINGS WILL START TO MAKE SENSE
I WILL SEE THIS MYSTERY TO THE END!!!


OH, uh, I'm going out of town again from the 3rd to the... 5th? i dunno. IN ANY CASE, BRB

Comments

[zarla.livejournal.com]

THIS GAME IS SO CONFUSING

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

although i suspect my bad memory has a part in that

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

MY FAULT this should have been long over by now

though it's pretty confusing either way, hahaha

[funkicarus.livejournal.com]

NO IT STILL MAKES NO SENSE

in prior episodes max was a little girl who battled an octopus monster at a carnival, alternating with being a mental patient wandering around a town controlled by a giant evil trash heap pumpkin monster plant alien named Mother and a bunch of mangled mutant children.

SOMETIMES HES EVEN IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, WHERE A DUDE DANCES ON A STRANGELY DESIGNED BATTLEMENT. that sums up our story so far.

[(Anonymous)]

I remember you, doxinator! Also this adventure! Actually, it's because it's so screwy that I remember it so well. Stuff like this doesn't just fade away.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

aww, thanks, anon! i'm going to try to finish it soon so we can all remember the screwiness in its entirety.

[funkicarus.livejournal.com]

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IM ENJOYING THE RIDE
sanitarium really is just like 15 games in one all tenatively held together with vague confusing flashbacks.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

IT'S A GREAT RIDE
SORT OF LIKE "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" BUT BLOODY AND STUFF

i can't believe there's actually people out there who think this game is really scary. they HAVE to have played it when they were FOUR and are speaking from nostalgia or something, because lol

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

noone understands this grimwall. not even the confused puddin.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

NOT EVEN GRIMWALL UNDERSTANDS GRIMWALL

[mega-hassi.livejournal.com]

Hey it's the Doxman, I wondered what happened to you! :D

And then it turns out that Grimmwall's world is the true reality.

I'm sure this game won't make any sense even after it's finished.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THE DOXMAN IS BACK

it actually DOES make sense at the ending, incredibly enough. i swear i will show it to everyone eventually, hahahaha