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THE RESULTS ARE IN
Final Fantasy III/VI: 1
Chrono Trigger: 3
Sanitarium: 13

WOW
OKAY
WELL
SO
I GUESS WE'RE PLAYING SANITARIUM, THEN
Haha, when I did the poll I thought Sanitarium would wind up getting neglected since it was this little obscure game being pit against these two big mammoths of the gaming industry, and actually sort of worried that it'd be unfair or something. I WILL MAKE SURE TO NEVER MAKE SUCH AN ASSUMPTION EVER AGAIN

Anyway, I think you guys are going to enjoy this game. It's pretty corny, like I mentioned, but at the same time it's still interesting and can have some legitimately creepy moments and so forth. It's a point-and-click adventure game without a whole lot of visual stimulation, but the dialogue is so great that it doesn't really matter. Although, probably one of the biggest shames about this screencap adventure is that you guys can't actually HEAR the dialogue, which means that you can't hear how hilariously bad the voice acting is (OH. IT IS. NO. IT IS SO DARK...), but hopefully the YouTube videos will help that a bit.

But yeah, I'm pretty excited about this, and I hope you guys are, too. Let's begin!

Previous Screencap Adventures. Also, join [livejournal.com profile] screencappery.



First off, let me just apologize if this episode seems kind of awkwardly put together. This game is pretty different from anything I've done so far, so I'm still kind of figuring out a good flow for the screenshots and videos and everything. THEN AGAIN I DOUBT ANYONE IS GOING TO NOTICE THESE THINGS EXCEPT ME, SO



LET'S DO THIS THING



A rotating CD in a bubble goes zipping across the bottom of the screen, indicating that our adventure is about to begin.




those pants are terrible

And sorry about the crappy quality. It'll be kind of sucky in the next episode, just so you know, but I think I fixed it???




pretty slick car, bro



are his eyes going in different directions



BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP



Meanwhile the wife rolls over and pulls a pillow over her head, reminding herself to turn the phone off before she goes to sleep



nyeerm

Haha, this game tends to put all of the characters' dialogue in one big box rather than break it up, which will make it kind of awkward to do commentary on it. eh well



He puts in a CD, which starts playing some EXTREME rock music.



THIS ROAD'S GOT CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES



FLOOR IT I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE



RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



LENS FLARE



ROAD



LENS FLARE



ROAD



GOTTA GO FAST



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAA JESUS



FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING




SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



YOUR JACKET SUCKS TOO BY THE WAY



NO NO DON'T




NO NOT AGAIN


and here's the video, lol



At this point you hear sirens, and these two guys start talking to each other. It's not subtitled, for some reason, but I wrote it down:

Guy 1: Move your asses, come on! The generator's a goner, the fire's gonna spread!
Guy 2: Hey... what about this one?
Guy 1: Ah, leave him. That's the bastard that stole my car.


THE AUDIENCE STROKES THEIR BEARDS IN CONTEMPLATION



why hello



And here's the protag. We don't know what his name is right now, so for now, let's just call him 'Guy.' That thing behind his head is a loose bandage, and not a beautifully flowing ponytail, which is what I thought it was when I first played.

Also, Guy has a pretty goofy voice--it's real deep and mumbly, kind of like the actor is saying his lines through his teeth.



One sort of frustrating thing about screencapping this game is that your cursor disappears whenever you examine something, so I'll have to explain what I'm looking at. This one is pretty obvious, at least.




yeah seriously it's like a church/asylum or something




I'M SURE NO ONE'S USING IT



Just what I needed to imagine while I'm eating, thanks





wait are you even allowed to do that



Looking at the guy banging his head against the wall. It makes a sort of wet smacking sound whenever it connects
v. unpleasant



Looking at the trembly guy on the edge of the screen. I bet he's the guy with the urine-soaked bed.



I zoned out and didn't get a screenshot, but Guy didn't have anything real important to say about this person, anyway. "There's someone down there" or something.



Looking at the guy who thinks he's a chicken or something equally wacky. I remember having to do that stupid dance all the time in elementary school, and it was stupid and stupid and I hated it



Lookin' at the tower on the right. WHO WANTS TO BET THAT WE'LL BE BREAKING IN



Looking at the gargoyle thing on top of the tower. It looks like it's very bored with its sentineling.



i wonder if anything else smells like urine



FWOOMP



Yes my thoughts exactly



You can't talk to the head-bashing dude. I guess Guy is just too weirded out or something



What do you have to say for yourself you pansy




THE DON




this reminds me of this story my aunt told me about how her house has "spirits," which she knows because she saw an empty Coke can float once or something





yeah



ANYWAY, here is our first conversation tree. I'm sure it's easy enough to figure out.






Y'know, for once I'd like to see some fictional ghosts that aren't these majestic voices of otherworldly wisdom or whatever. Have a drunken frat guy haunt some guy's house and try to get him to do a bunch of stupid dares or something.



Whenever a branch you pick sparks a new conversation choice, it'll conveniently appear on the right of it.




"WHAT'S UP WITH THE FALLEN TEMPLES MAN THIS IS BULLSHIT"




you know don maybe you wouldn't be so confused if you'd stop staring at your feet for once







GOOD SHOW! RIGHT ON THE MARK!





OOH, EE, OOH, AH-AH



FACE



What, so now you're a warrior, too? WE CAN'T ALL BE WARRIORS, DON








All right, well, that's enough of that. Saying "Goodbye" doesn't prompt any dialogue, btw.



HEY BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!

This guy rocks back and forth constantly.



... I can't tell if he's wearing clothes or not, either. Huh.



HARRY MASON?




George






NEEDS POSTERS








well that was a great conversation, what else shall we discuss






What, the last slice? Lenny, you cad!







I WILL HANG YOUR WITHERED REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FROM MY POSTERIOR MONITOR





stop talking to me while i'm on the phone christ go bang your head against the wall or something





School? No wonder they haven't returned! yuk yuk yuk




WELL LENNY YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT HELP



your hiding place sucks










nuthouses can be old
stop being so close-minded, Guy, gosh





Why, this man isn't insane, he just has the misfortune of living in a woodsy area during the summer.






IN THE PANTRY

ALL OVER EVERYTHING

CAN'T EVEN SET A DAMN PLATE ON THE COUNTER WITHOUT A DOZEN OF THEM CRAWLING ON TOP OF IT






HAVE TO CALL THE EXTERMINATOR OVER AND OVER AND MOVE ALL YOUR HEAVY FURNITURE FROM THE WALLS AND BACK AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE THEM FOR GOOD BUT THE NEXT DAY THEY'RE BACK IN YOUR DAMN CEREAL AND






Well, anyway. WHAT'S THIS GUY UP TO












OKAY



Examining the dealie with the red button.



HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



Examining the water. Eeeeeewwwwww



THE SOLUTION, CLEARLY, IS A ZIP-LINE




DON'T FALL

NOBODY PLAY ANY HEAVY ROCK MUSIC




FSHOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM



RUN INTO THE DOOR RUN INTO THE DOOR



Awwwwww




A BRIDGE

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!



Guy doesn't have a doorknob-turning animation, so instead he sort of puts his hands together and waves them around and they open themselves. It's kind of like he isn't opening a door so much as politely persuading it to open, if that's okay with it. I think we could all learn a thing or two from Guy's example.



WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN

and that is the second time that guy in a lawnmower has driven down the street, what is he doing



Lookin' at the safe.



Lookin' at the drawers.



Lookin' at the electronics.




Awwww, this made me feel all nostalgic.



It should also be noted that the cables make a satisfying little pop noise when you plug them back in.



Thankfully, whoever watched these last politely rewound them for us.



AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THE TAPE'S EVEN RELEVANT!










It even blows up after we watch it!


AND HERE'S THE CUTSCENE



And, of course, Guy isn't even the slightest bit disturbed that he just saw a video of him speaking with Dr. Morgan about how he stole a car and crashed it due to some delusion he was having. Instead, it's all about THAT SHORT-CIRCUIT JUST MADE THE SAFE FLY OPEN, WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA





The short-circuit also opened the drawers! HOW CONVENIENT




Speaking of which, I wonder how... whoever managed to retract the bridge and leave when the button is on the side of the control tower? Maybe they retracted the bridge and jumped off the side, like that was their last goal in life or something




EHH I'M SURE YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY NEED IT




something about a school or some pie or whatever I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING IMPORTANT



Oh yeah, I didn't get a shot, but if you examine the statue then it says something about a keyhole, I think. THERE'S A KEYHOLE AND WE HAVE A KEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS



... GET OUT OF THE WAY, GUY




CUTSCENE




Freaking-- doesn't even show anything leading up to it, just does straight to the dialogue. Stupid weird ROM.

On the bright side, it... saves room, at least? Though really, I kind of wonder if I ought to put the video up first for cutscenes like this.



HE SURE DID A LOT OF DAMAGE TO THAT FACE OF HIS IN THE CRASH






AAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S THE FIRST CHAPTER! WHAT AWAITS OUR CONFUSED PROTAGONIST? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!


And here's the angel cutscene which has ALL THIS STUFF THAT I DIDN'T GET TO CAP


Oh, and if anyone's interested, here's someone going through this level. They don't talk to anyone, sadly, but you can at least see what it's like.


well anyway i'm five days behind the MGS4 countdown so i'm going to play as much as i can bye
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