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BEDTIME STORY
Nov. 1st, 2006 10:58 pmI hope you guys had a great Halloween, 'cause I sure did :3 I wound up going as Mario. Man I changed costume ideas like FIVE TIMES jeez. My costume was pretty awesome, though, except that my mustache fell off several times and I eventually got fed up and left it in the van.
They fed us sugar at school, and by the end of the day I was rolling across the floor. I even have bruises on my hips to prove it because I am so tough and strong and man you could punch me in the gut and my rock-hard abs would shatter your hand like glass. Also, people kept trying to take pictures of me and I seriously hate having my picture taken, so I spent a lot of time running and hiding behind things (like my trenchcoat, which isn't very Mario-like but I WAS COLD). NO PICTURES AAAAAA
So as for actual trick-or-treating, it was... okaaaay. Nobody was real into the spirit this year, which was disappointing. Hardly anyone put out decorations, or even a little pumpkin. It made me sad inside :< There was this ONE house, though... Bate's Motel, or something? That was pretty cool. You'd walk into these peoples' front lawn and they were all dressed up and in their characters (I remember one in particular was a hick and he went "OOOOO BIG KIDS, NICE AND RIPE JUST HOW WE LIKE 'EM HUR HUR HUR" which I thought was hilarious for some reason). You'd then go to some lady dressed as a cat was like "ARE YOU SUUUUURE YOU WANT OUR CAAAAANDDDDYYY??" and then when she gave Wish and I our candy she told us we had to go "pet the kitty" and pointed at a giant, inflatable cat thing.
THAT'S WHEN I HEARD A CHAINSAW AND SCREAMING CHILDREN
These little kids come running out of the cat thing screaming in terror, and behind them is some guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw. The chainsaw was real, but I noticed right away that they took off the actual chain part, so I WASN'T AFRAID MAN I STOOD STRONG
Guy: *comes at me with the chainsaw*
Me: *stand*
Guy: *pauses, then starts walking up to me again*
Me: *stand*
Guy: ... *tries to saw off my leg*
Me: |3
Guy: :< *moves on*
And so Wish and I went through the cat thing which totally didn't seem that long and giant when I saw it from the outside. HMM.
Also, I jazz-handsed at various people who just pretended I wasn't there and hurried away. OH JESUS PERSON IN A MARIO COSTUME GET IN THE VAN
I'm supposed to be studying for a History quiz right now. I should probably go do that.
They fed us sugar at school, and by the end of the day I was rolling across the floor. I even have bruises on my hips to prove it because I am so tough and strong and man you could punch me in the gut and my rock-hard abs would shatter your hand like glass. Also, people kept trying to take pictures of me and I seriously hate having my picture taken, so I spent a lot of time running and hiding behind things (like my trenchcoat, which isn't very Mario-like but I WAS COLD). NO PICTURES AAAAAA
So as for actual trick-or-treating, it was... okaaaay. Nobody was real into the spirit this year, which was disappointing. Hardly anyone put out decorations, or even a little pumpkin. It made me sad inside :< There was this ONE house, though... Bate's Motel, or something? That was pretty cool. You'd walk into these peoples' front lawn and they were all dressed up and in their characters (I remember one in particular was a hick and he went "OOOOO BIG KIDS, NICE AND RIPE JUST HOW WE LIKE 'EM HUR HUR HUR" which I thought was hilarious for some reason). You'd then go to some lady dressed as a cat was like "ARE YOU SUUUUURE YOU WANT OUR CAAAAANDDDDYYY??" and then when she gave Wish and I our candy she told us we had to go "pet the kitty" and pointed at a giant, inflatable cat thing.
THAT'S WHEN I HEARD A CHAINSAW AND SCREAMING CHILDREN
These little kids come running out of the cat thing screaming in terror, and behind them is some guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw. The chainsaw was real, but I noticed right away that they took off the actual chain part, so I WASN'T AFRAID MAN I STOOD STRONG
Guy: *comes at me with the chainsaw*
Me: *stand*
Guy: *pauses, then starts walking up to me again*
Me: *stand*
Guy: ... *tries to saw off my leg*
Me: |3
Guy: :< *moves on*
And so Wish and I went through the cat thing which totally didn't seem that long and giant when I saw it from the outside. HMM.
Also, I jazz-handsed at various people who just pretended I wasn't there and hurried away. OH JESUS PERSON IN A MARIO COSTUME GET IN THE VAN
I'm supposed to be studying for a History quiz right now. I should probably go do that.
