i have STUFF but it will wait until LATER because HOLIDAY GIFTS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS GATHER AROUND BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS SINCE I LIKE PUTTING THESE POSTS UP EARLY

old-timers already know how this goes and the new kids can probably figure it out, but just in case anyone forgot, it goes like this:

comment with an art request! fanart, original, whatever makes you happy (and it can be anything; there's no theme). everyone who comments only gets one request, BUT there's no limit to how many people can join.

ANYONE can request something, whether you're a ~best friend forever~ or a complete stranger.

raunchy stuff is just fine, but "pushing R" is kind of the limit. i'm not going to do explicit porn and violence okay this is the holidays my god

please don't request anything really complicated! just a few people doing something simple is fine. if you have an idea and aren't sure, just ask.

don't be shy i will not accept shyness in this household

BONUS: PICK TEN NUMBERS BETWEEN 1 AND... uhhhh... 7000. i am estimating 7000. i have no idea.
EITHER WAY, DO THAT, BUT MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE PICKED THE NUMBERS YOU DID. the number-choosing part always seems to throw people. JUST RELAAAX

POSSIBLE OTHER BONUS: CARDS!!! in which i take a piece of paper and fold it badly because i can't fold paper, draw horrible things all over it, write some schizophrenic message inside, and mail it to your house!!! your hoooouuusssee
i say "possible" because i haven't asked the parents/gotten a PO box yet, so i'm not officially all geared up or anything. BUT anyone who's interested can just leave a note at the end ("P.S. WANT A CARD") and i'll get back to you later. i've sent out cards these past few years so i'm sure it'll all go over just fine, haha. also, people in other countries: don't worry about prices seriously it is so cheap to mail cards

YEAH YOU CAN HAVE A PIC AND BOTH BONUSES, GO NUTS

YOU'LL GET YOUR STUFF ON CHRISTMAS DAY (ASIDE FROM CARDS OBVIOUSLY)

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THAT'S IT

GO

EDIT: CARDS ARE FINE SO ANYONE INTERESTED CAN GO AHEAD AND MAIL THEIR INFO TO BOGSWORTH@GMAIL.COM OR SEND A PM