Mario is Missing (PC Version) Part 4
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So hey, guess who's been doing battle with brown recluse spiders lately. I've also started seeing ants, which means that the annual ant infestation will begin soon, WHICH MEANS that we wont be able to set anything on the kitchen counter for even a second before like five million ants crawl on top of it. This is why I hate spring and summer >(
On a brighter note, I'm almost all caught up on House! I'm over halfway through the third season. :D I DECIDED TO JUST START RENTING IT AND HAVE BEEN WATCHING IT PRETTY MUCH OBSESSIVELY EVER SINCE
So far I will say that the finale for season 2 and the Tritter arc both depressed me terribly and fascinated me (particularly the season 2 thing), I do not care for Stacy in the least though I adore all the other characters (though Cameron's starting to get iffy), and YES, I can see where the House/Wilson slash comes from. I can see where all the pairings are comin' from, really. Also, haha, it's gotten to where all the patient-related stuff is just a nuisance and all I want to hear about are the main characters :B STOP INTERRUPTING SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR SEIZURES THAT IS SO RUDE
On a side note, I think I've finally gotten over my fear of this show, for the most part, though that was probably kind of obvious. I still cringe at a lot of parts, but it's not NEARLY as bad as it used to be, so that's good. WOOO
W-wow, people over at
screencappery keep doing all the games I was planning on doing XD Not that I really mind, since that's a few things off my to-do list, I guess, but it's still kind of surprising every time it happens. I suppose, technically, I could still do them, but I'd feel kind of... rude? Awkward? I dunno. I've been staring at this paragraph for like ten minutes WAKE UP, SELF, GOD
Anyway, speaking of screencap adventures, it's time for--you guessed it--MARIO IS MISSING! I really need to get around to finishing this adventure already, since it's the shortest game I've done so far and it's been sitting here since JANUARY, and that is just ridiculous. SUPERSTAR SAGA DIDN'T TAKE THIS LONG. FINAL FANTASY IV DIDN'T TAKE THIS LONG. IF I KEEP THIS UP THEN IT'S GOING TO TAKE LONGER THAN THOSE TWO GAMES COMBINED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
LAST EPISODE: LEARNING AND BURNING. THIS EPISODE:THE SAME A MYSTERY. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Previous Episodes

Is that an Iggy I seeeeeeeeee

WASN'T THAT AWESOME? I TOTALLY JUST CAME UP WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.

Man, your rhythm was totally off with that one.

WELP LET'S GET TO WORK


lol, "Wiley."

... can you imagine how ridiculous this would sound outside of a Mario game? THE NEWEST FLYING MENACE: TURTLES TIED TO BALLOONS


So anyway

SHUT THE BLINDS
REMBRANDT'S A-WATCHIN'





'Just makes me think of a gingerbread house :V

I DON'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF TULIPS, TAKE THAT! Though I guess it comes to mind.




THAT TULIP BETTER LAST FOR ALL ETERNITY OR GLOW IN THE DARK OR SOMETHING

I sort of like this picture, even though there's something funky going on with the auctioneer's hand.

I am quite fascinated by Amsterdam's canals, I must admit. I like boats :B

I'd gape over them only taking the steering wheel, but I really don't think anything can top the beer label. Just stealing some beer would be lame enough but they had to take it one step further


FRIGGIN'... I DON'T KNOW. SURE?

DANG

HEY COOL I WAS RIGHT WITH THIS ONE WOOHOO

Mmmm, pasta. oh great now i'm hungry THANKS A LOT MARIO IS MISSING


LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY SMOGGY DAY IN AMSTERDAM
OR IS THAT POISONOUS GAS, I CAN'T TELL

SO HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME?
RESTARTING LEVELS, THAT'S WHAT'S AWESOME.
Take a look at the compass in the previous screenshots. The canal was the second-to-last thing I had to do, and it's on an island, which means that I can't get on or off unless I use a taxi. By the time I got on, then got off and back on again because of that missed question, I didn't have any left, and I didn't notice that until it was too late. >( That's what I get for not asking the townsfolk about stuff, I suppose.

I think they mean the Cullinan, which is what the Great Star of Africa (and Lesser Star) was cut from. The Great Star of Africa is like... what... 500-something carats?

FINALLY, A STOLEN ITEM THAT MAKES SENSE

CULLINAN.

Though it sounds more like prime rib to me |D


This will be the last thing I see before I die


In a way, it seems almost happy to be eaten

THERE ARE MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS namely that locking doors is pretty much always boring I mean come on


Koopa: OH GOD FLOAT FASTER

Haha, you can see that I had already slain the Koopa and stole his train ticket or whatever here. It'd be hilarious if it was expired or something

THAT... KIND OF RHYMED?

At least now we know where we are!

I forgot why I took this screenshot. I'LL GET U DR WILY!!!!

I just immediately tacked on "Justice" after "Apollo" and oh god why am i opening paint oh no NO

GOD I NEED TO GET MORE SLEEP





THIS LOOKS LIKE A FINE PLACE TO GO ROLLERSKATIN'


SO IT WAS A TRAIN TICKET, OH MAN. THAT IS GREAT.


"Sweat and tears" is funny right now for some reaosn


Oooooo, this is actually kind of a neat picture. To me.

"The Raj" just sounds like a wrestling name to me, I don't know



That's the second time "elephants" has been an answer in this city. It should be one of the answers for every question, I say. "WHEN WAS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE BUILT?" "Elephants. |D"


BOAT



GETTING EVER CLOSER


OH LUIGI, YOU AND YOUR UNPOPULARITY

wtf are those

I'M WORKING ON IT, GOSH







... I really could think of nothing funny to say during any of that. SO KING TUT SURE IS DEAD, HUH



HA HA, DON'T BE SILLY
THE EGYPTIANS WOULD NEVER GIVE UP THEIR RECIPE FOR FRENCH FRIES



There was a kid at my old school named Mohammed Ali. trufax

"TRY SOLVING THIS RIDDLE"





I WENT INTO THE WOODS AND I GOT IT. I SAT DOWN TO SEEK IT. I BROUGHT IT HOME WITH ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND IT. WHAT IS IT?

TREASURES AND SLAVES, DON'T FORGET THE SLAVES

How did they even get that down, did they just hop on and toboggan down the side or something




Fun fact: The Egyptians used to paint their pyramids fun, fruity colors, including Watermelon Splash and Spring Lemon.



ALMOST OMG


MAKE THEM REMEMBER YOU, LUIGI
MAKE THEM NEVER FORGET THE COLD, BITTER TASTE OF DEFEAT AS THEY ARE CRIPPLED BY THE UNERRING FIST OF JUSTICE

give them some snowcones lol


I actually kind of like the graphics, here :D With the bamboo and the... hole... building... things.

And the... apartments..?

That sentence is trying to go in, like, three different directions

And that first sentence took up almost an entire page.

SOMEONE'S BUDDHA POINTS ARE AT STAKE

OR TSUNAMI



... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Huh, now I'm actually kind of interested. PERHAPS I SHALL LOOK INTO THIS... KABUKI.



Though I'm sure they wouldn't take kindly to viewers clambering up on stage either but anyway


I LIKE THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OR WHATEVER THOSE ARE


SO I GUESS WE'VE FOUND THE LIGHT ADURR HURR HURR




GOD MT. FUJI GET OUT OF THERE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO JUMP INTO PEOPLES' PHOTOGRAPHS |<

... please tell me that isn't the panda on the left


what.



WHAT.
bagofmagicfood IS THIS THE PANDA BEAR BECAUSE IF IT IS THEN I HAVE LOST ALL HOPE IN THIS GAME AND I WILL NEVER GET IT BACK UNLESS THIS ISN'T THE PANDA BEAR YOU WERE TALKIFNGAN KADJFGHAKHGAKJHHHOA ABOUT BUT OH MY GOD IF IT IS
AND I THINK IT IS BECAUSE THAT QUESTION ASKED ABOUT PANDAS
AND FREAKING
WEHSJK
OH GOD WHAT THE CRAP

Haha, I couldn't imagine living a life like that. Just making myself get fatter and fatter so I... no, I'm sorry.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GET OVER THIS. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY MADE THE KOALA AN ORANGEISH BROWN INSTEAD OF GREY BUT HOW THE CRAP DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A CHINESE PANDA LOOKS LIKE
IT IS ONE OF THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE ANIMALS IN THE KINGDOM
THERE HAS TO BE A REASON FOR THIS. MAYBE HE WAS FIRED OR COULDN'T FINISH IN TIME OR HE HAD A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE INVOLVING PANDAS AND REFUSES TO DRAW THEM OR HE'S A TWO-YEAR-OLD ARTISTIC PRODIGY WHO HAS NEVER SEEN A PANDA IN HIS LIFE YET CAN SOMEHOW DRAW THE VICTORIA TERMINUS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS I DON'T KNOW
AUGHIHGAKDGHKJDSHKHKAHGALK

Wha... oh yeah. The brochure cut off, so I looked at the computer to see if I could read the rest, but that cut off as well and I couldn't figure out how to scroll. I sat there mashing buttons for quiiiiite a while. Watch it be something incredibly simple.

... eeeeewwwwwww




WAT A GRATE FITE


god let's just get out of here i don't care anymore



SONNY, YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO APPRECIATES A GOOD CIGAR

I just imagine a mob of angry businessmen showing up at Luigi's house and holding hairdryers to his face until he gets heat stroke


GOD I HATE THIS MAP

Ewww, Mario's feet.
AND GOD WHINE WHINE WHINE YOU TRY SAVING THE WORLD SOMETI-- wait

The thought of shooting up 1815.5 feet in one minute in a glass elevator sounds completely freaking nightmarish to me. I'm getting all chilly just thinking about it. CAN YOU TELL I'M NOT THAT GREAT WITH HEIGHTS


ESCALATOR, NOW THERE'S A GOOD IDEA! Just take a seat and go up nice and slow |D Maybe eat a bagel or something

I'LL AVOID MAKING THE OBVIOUS JOKE HERE, FOR YOUR SAKES


doomph doomph doomph doomph


YOU WACKY CANADIANS AND YOUR MAPLE

Whoops, I can't quite remember what the brochure said, here. Good thing I can look at my computer and find out!

... werwekrhakhdgj

Haha, awkward spacing.


MAN TORONTO SURE IS FUTURISTIC

That's actually kind of a touching story |3 Yes I am touched by odd things what

THAT POOR MAN I MUST RETURN THIS HAT RIGHT AWAY
and lol, a policeman got robbed by a turtle




CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i want a flower fried steak with onion rings





OH MY GOOD GOD HIS EYES ARE MELTING

I don't think I'll ever be quite the same after witnessing such an unspeakable act.
AND WITH THAT, WE'RE DONE WITH THIS EPISODE! The next one should be the end of the game, I think. MAYBE?
I keep feeling kind of dizzy for some reason, which probably isn't good. EH WHATEVER I'M GOING TO BED
So hey, guess who's been doing battle with brown recluse spiders lately. I've also started seeing ants, which means that the annual ant infestation will begin soon, WHICH MEANS that we wont be able to set anything on the kitchen counter for even a second before like five million ants crawl on top of it. This is why I hate spring and summer >(
On a brighter note, I'm almost all caught up on House! I'm over halfway through the third season. :D I DECIDED TO JUST START RENTING IT AND HAVE BEEN WATCHING IT PRETTY MUCH OBSESSIVELY EVER SINCE
So far I will say that the finale for season 2 and the Tritter arc both depressed me terribly and fascinated me (particularly the season 2 thing), I do not care for Stacy in the least though I adore all the other characters (though Cameron's starting to get iffy), and YES, I can see where the House/Wilson slash comes from. I can see where all the pairings are comin' from, really. Also, haha, it's gotten to where all the patient-related stuff is just a nuisance and all I want to hear about are the main characters :B STOP INTERRUPTING SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR SEIZURES THAT IS SO RUDE
On a side note, I think I've finally gotten over my fear of this show, for the most part, though that was probably kind of obvious. I still cringe at a lot of parts, but it's not NEARLY as bad as it used to be, so that's good. WOOO
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Anyway, speaking of screencap adventures, it's time for--you guessed it--MARIO IS MISSING! I really need to get around to finishing this adventure already, since it's the shortest game I've done so far and it's been sitting here since JANUARY, and that is just ridiculous. SUPERSTAR SAGA DIDN'T TAKE THIS LONG. FINAL FANTASY IV DIDN'T TAKE THIS LONG. IF I KEEP THIS UP THEN IT'S GOING TO TAKE LONGER THAN THOSE TWO GAMES COMBINED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
LAST EPISODE: LEARNING AND BURNING. THIS EPISODE:
Previous Episodes

Is that an Iggy I seeeeeeeeee

WASN'T THAT AWESOME? I TOTALLY JUST CAME UP WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.

Man, your rhythm was totally off with that one.

WELP LET'S GET TO WORK


lol, "Wiley."

... can you imagine how ridiculous this would sound outside of a Mario game? THE NEWEST FLYING MENACE: TURTLES TIED TO BALLOONS


So anyway

SHUT THE BLINDS
REMBRANDT'S A-WATCHIN'





'Just makes me think of a gingerbread house :V

I DON'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF TULIPS, TAKE THAT! Though I guess it comes to mind.




THAT TULIP BETTER LAST FOR ALL ETERNITY OR GLOW IN THE DARK OR SOMETHING

I sort of like this picture, even though there's something funky going on with the auctioneer's hand.

I am quite fascinated by Amsterdam's canals, I must admit. I like boats :B

I'd gape over them only taking the steering wheel, but I really don't think anything can top the beer label. Just stealing some beer would be lame enough but they had to take it one step further


FRIGGIN'... I DON'T KNOW. SURE?

DANG

HEY COOL I WAS RIGHT WITH THIS ONE WOOHOO

Mmmm, pasta. oh great now i'm hungry THANKS A LOT MARIO IS MISSING


LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY SMOGGY DAY IN AMSTERDAM
OR IS THAT POISONOUS GAS, I CAN'T TELL

SO HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME?
RESTARTING LEVELS, THAT'S WHAT'S AWESOME.
Take a look at the compass in the previous screenshots. The canal was the second-to-last thing I had to do, and it's on an island, which means that I can't get on or off unless I use a taxi. By the time I got on, then got off and back on again because of that missed question, I didn't have any left, and I didn't notice that until it was too late. >( That's what I get for not asking the townsfolk about stuff, I suppose.

I think they mean the Cullinan, which is what the Great Star of Africa (and Lesser Star) was cut from. The Great Star of Africa is like... what... 500-something carats?

FINALLY, A STOLEN ITEM THAT MAKES SENSE

CULLINAN.

Though it sounds more like prime rib to me |D


This will be the last thing I see before I die


In a way, it seems almost happy to be eaten

THERE ARE MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS namely that locking doors is pretty much always boring I mean come on


Koopa: OH GOD FLOAT FASTER

Haha, you can see that I had already slain the Koopa and stole his train ticket or whatever here. It'd be hilarious if it was expired or something

THAT... KIND OF RHYMED?

At least now we know where we are!

I forgot why I took this screenshot. I'LL GET U DR WILY!!!!

I just immediately tacked on "Justice" after "Apollo" and oh god why am i opening paint oh no NO

GOD I NEED TO GET MORE SLEEP





THIS LOOKS LIKE A FINE PLACE TO GO ROLLERSKATIN'


SO IT WAS A TRAIN TICKET, OH MAN. THAT IS GREAT.


"Sweat and tears" is funny right now for some reaosn


Oooooo, this is actually kind of a neat picture. To me.

"The Raj" just sounds like a wrestling name to me, I don't know



That's the second time "elephants" has been an answer in this city. It should be one of the answers for every question, I say. "WHEN WAS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE BUILT?" "Elephants. |D"


BOAT



GETTING EVER CLOSER


OH LUIGI, YOU AND YOUR UNPOPULARITY

wtf are those

I'M WORKING ON IT, GOSH







... I really could think of nothing funny to say during any of that. SO KING TUT SURE IS DEAD, HUH



HA HA, DON'T BE SILLY
THE EGYPTIANS WOULD NEVER GIVE UP THEIR RECIPE FOR FRENCH FRIES



There was a kid at my old school named Mohammed Ali. trufax

"TRY SOLVING THIS RIDDLE"





I WENT INTO THE WOODS AND I GOT IT. I SAT DOWN TO SEEK IT. I BROUGHT IT HOME WITH ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND IT. WHAT IS IT?

TREASURES AND SLAVES, DON'T FORGET THE SLAVES

How did they even get that down, did they just hop on and toboggan down the side or something




Fun fact: The Egyptians used to paint their pyramids fun, fruity colors, including Watermelon Splash and Spring Lemon.



ALMOST OMG


MAKE THEM REMEMBER YOU, LUIGI
MAKE THEM NEVER FORGET THE COLD, BITTER TASTE OF DEFEAT AS THEY ARE CRIPPLED BY THE UNERRING FIST OF JUSTICE

give them some snowcones lol


I actually kind of like the graphics, here :D With the bamboo and the... hole... building... things.

And the... apartments..?

That sentence is trying to go in, like, three different directions

And that first sentence took up almost an entire page.

SOMEONE'S BUDDHA POINTS ARE AT STAKE

OR TSUNAMI



... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Huh, now I'm actually kind of interested. PERHAPS I SHALL LOOK INTO THIS... KABUKI.



Though I'm sure they wouldn't take kindly to viewers clambering up on stage either but anyway


I LIKE THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OR WHATEVER THOSE ARE


SO I GUESS WE'VE FOUND THE LIGHT ADURR HURR HURR




GOD MT. FUJI GET OUT OF THERE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO JUMP INTO PEOPLES' PHOTOGRAPHS |<

... please tell me that isn't the panda on the left


what.



WHAT.
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AND I THINK IT IS BECAUSE THAT QUESTION ASKED ABOUT PANDAS
AND FREAKING
WEHSJK
OH GOD WHAT THE CRAP

Haha, I couldn't imagine living a life like that. Just making myself get fatter and fatter so I... no, I'm sorry.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GET OVER THIS. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY MADE THE KOALA AN ORANGEISH BROWN INSTEAD OF GREY BUT HOW THE CRAP DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A CHINESE PANDA LOOKS LIKE
IT IS ONE OF THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE ANIMALS IN THE KINGDOM
THERE HAS TO BE A REASON FOR THIS. MAYBE HE WAS FIRED OR COULDN'T FINISH IN TIME OR HE HAD A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE INVOLVING PANDAS AND REFUSES TO DRAW THEM OR HE'S A TWO-YEAR-OLD ARTISTIC PRODIGY WHO HAS NEVER SEEN A PANDA IN HIS LIFE YET CAN SOMEHOW DRAW THE VICTORIA TERMINUS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS I DON'T KNOW
AUGHIHGAKDGHKJDSHKHKAHGALK

Wha... oh yeah. The brochure cut off, so I looked at the computer to see if I could read the rest, but that cut off as well and I couldn't figure out how to scroll. I sat there mashing buttons for quiiiiite a while. Watch it be something incredibly simple.

... eeeeewwwwwww




WAT A GRATE FITE


god let's just get out of here i don't care anymore



SONNY, YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO APPRECIATES A GOOD CIGAR

I just imagine a mob of angry businessmen showing up at Luigi's house and holding hairdryers to his face until he gets heat stroke


GOD I HATE THIS MAP

Ewww, Mario's feet.
AND GOD WHINE WHINE WHINE YOU TRY SAVING THE WORLD SOMETI-- wait

The thought of shooting up 1815.5 feet in one minute in a glass elevator sounds completely freaking nightmarish to me. I'm getting all chilly just thinking about it. CAN YOU TELL I'M NOT THAT GREAT WITH HEIGHTS


ESCALATOR, NOW THERE'S A GOOD IDEA! Just take a seat and go up nice and slow |D Maybe eat a bagel or something

I'LL AVOID MAKING THE OBVIOUS JOKE HERE, FOR YOUR SAKES


doomph doomph doomph doomph


YOU WACKY CANADIANS AND YOUR MAPLE

Whoops, I can't quite remember what the brochure said, here. Good thing I can look at my computer and find out!

... werwekrhakhdgj

Haha, awkward spacing.


MAN TORONTO SURE IS FUTURISTIC

That's actually kind of a touching story |3 Yes I am touched by odd things what

THAT POOR MAN I MUST RETURN THIS HAT RIGHT AWAY
and lol, a policeman got robbed by a turtle




CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i want a flower fried steak with onion rings





OH MY GOOD GOD HIS EYES ARE MELTING

I don't think I'll ever be quite the same after witnessing such an unspeakable act.
AND WITH THAT, WE'RE DONE WITH THIS EPISODE! The next one should be the end of the game, I think. MAYBE?
I keep feeling kind of dizzy for some reason, which probably isn't good. EH WHATEVER I'M GOING TO BED