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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT I DID

I MET DAVID SEDARIS

HE MADE AN APPEARANCE AT BARNES & NOBLE TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS AND TALK ABOUT HIS NEW BOOK AND READ EXCERPTS FROM IT AND STUFF WHICH HE DID AND THEN WE HAD TO WAIT LIKE SEVEN HOURS AND THEN IT WAS OUR TURN AND HE DREW A PICTURE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN OUR BOOK AND TALKED TO US A BIT AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS TOO SHY AND NERVOUS TO SAY ANYTHING BUT AS WE WERE STARTING TO SHUFFLE OUT HE LOOKED AT ME AND ASKED HOW OLD I WAS AND I SAID SIXTEEN AND THEN HE SAID THAT WHENEVER TEENAGERS CAME TO VISIT HIM AT BOOK-SIGNINGS AND STUFF HE LIKES TO GIVE THEM GIFTS THOUGH I FORGOT WHY AND THEN HE TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT CONDOMS AND CHERRIES AND OLIVE OIL THAT HAD EVERYONE IN THE ROOM CRACKING UP AND I JUST TRIED LIKE THREE TIMES TO RETELL IT HERE BUT IT KEEPS COMING OUT ALL FAILY I THINK I'M TOO CAPSLOCK RIGHT NOW SOMEONE ASK ME LATER

BUT ANYWAY HE GAVE ME TWO PAINTED POPSICLE STICKS AND SAID THAT WAS ALL HE HAD LEFT AND APOLOGIZED BUT I'M JUST THRILLED THAT HE GAVE ME ANYTHING AT ALL :D THEY'RE SITTING IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW AND I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHERE TO PUT THEM YET BUT AKFGJHDFGHADFGLADFGJ

ALSO HIS BODYGUARD LOOKED LIKE A MANLY VERSION OF BRUSHEL WHICH MADE THINGS EVEN BETTER

AND GUESS WHAT ELSE

BEFORE WE LEFT FOR BARNES & NOBLE I TALKED TO MY BROTHER ON THE PHONE AND HE GOT THE GAME DESIGN JOB AND IS GOING TO WORK ON THE NEW BANJO KAZOOIE GAME
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM FOR HIM OH MY GOD

TODAY IS AWESOME

AND BEFORE I FORGET, TOMBSTONE MEME. I DON'T USUALLY DO THESE BUT THIS ONE LOOKED LIKE IT COULD BE FUNNY

WOW I'M HUNGRY I HAVEN'T HAD DINNER YET

Comments

[wishwashing.livejournal.com]

GRATS TO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER :D

forgive me for asking, but who's david sedaris? ?_?

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THANKS

He's a real funny author who writes short stories about his life and such :B That was a horrible description BUT HIS BOOKS ARE HILARIOUS YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT. Wiki article :O (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sedaris)

[neutraltwin.livejournal.com]

OH MAN THAT'S KICKASS. CONGRATS TO YOU AND YOUR POPSICLE STICKS.

...I FEEL KINDA STUPID FOR BEING WAY MORE EXCITED ABOUT A POSSIBLE BANJO-THREEIE, THOUGH. :B

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THANK YOOOOOOU I decided to put them on top of my bookcase since that has apparently become my trinket platform

DON'T WORRY, WE GUSHED OVER THAT QUITE A BIT OURSELVES. I mean, admittedly, neither of us have ever played the Banjo games or anything BUT STILL HE'S GOING TO WORK ON THIS REALLY ESTABLISHED SERIES HOW COOL IS THAT 8D We thought he'd wind up working on like... Spongebob's Beach Fest or something.

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

I was told never to meet my idols, but oh well. :D GLAD YOU'RE GLAD~

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

Why's that? :O

THE WAITING WAS WORTH IT I SAY

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

They say that you'll be disappointed. Which is a shame, really. :|

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

Ehh, they're paranoid. |B GO MEET YOUR IDOLS! SCREW THE RULES!

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaybe I will~