HONK HONK I'M ANNOYING

[backupdump002]

HEY so uh just to let you guys know, I'm going to be on vacation starting on July 3rd and wont be back until... a couple of weeks, I think? Around the 20th, maybe? SOMETHING? We're still kind of planning things out so you can give or take a few days, but that's the general timeframe. YOU GUYS GET TO GO WITHOUT MY MINDLESS VIDEO GAME RAMBLING FOR A WHILE, THAT MUST BE A RELIEF. I think what we're gonna do is start in Texas so we can visit family, then go to California for a while (OH BOY DISNEYLAND), then go to Seattle. I'LL BE SURE TO TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES AND WILL TRY NOT TO GET STABBED OR ANYTHING

SOME POINTLESS LINKS BEFORE I FORGET:
My dad sent me this. It is quite possibly the most interesting (if disturbing) art project I've ever seen, and I'm not just saying that. It's hard to believe the paintings aren't actually moving and making noise and interacting with the environment, y'know? They have a few other videos of the same vein, but I liked this one the best :B
Whoa, someone beating the original Metal Gear in 47 minutes without cheating. I can't believe they memorized all the key cards! :O That was such a pain in the ass when I was playing, I swear to God
GTAIV swingset glitch! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My favorite commercial ever :D GREAT IF YOU NEED A PICK-ME-UP
When I was growing up we never had any Sega consoles (not because of any sort of OMG SEGA SUX NINTENDO RUELZ bias, but we just either weren't interested or couldn't afford it), so this and this are really fascinating to me :B Seriously, talk about an epic opening screen. Why don't modern consoles do stuff like this? JUST TOO COOL FOR IT, I GUESS
This music video makes me happy.
Speaking of music videos, here's that insane Mario one, in case you haven't seen it already. There's really no way to describe it; you have to see it for yourself.
Oh yeah, haha, there was this great thread a while ago where people posted a bunch of game clips with hilariously bad voice acting in them, which I was all over like DIP ON A CHIP why am i in such a bizarre mood today
But anyway HERE'S AN ESPECIALLY GOOD ONE. I thought I was going to die during 0:33-0:47, oh man. You may want to turn the volume down for this one, and it takes a little while to get to the good part, but it's worth it, trust me. This one might be the worst; it sounds like one of those online "radio shows" people do where they'll take a game script (i.e.: Phoenix Wright) and read it out loud. YOU KNOW. You can stop watching this one at around 3:40, since that's about when all the funniest parts are over, but nevertheless this one is great. I have no idea what's happening in this one, but it brought tears of laughter to my eyes either way. And Jesus Christ, did they just run the script for this game through Babelfish and send it out without even proofreading it or anything WHAT IS HAPPENING
And, of course, you can't have a thread about bad voice acting in games without this. THIS IS BRUTALITY

I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING LAUNDRY AND FINISHING WORK RIGHT NOW

Comments

[funkicarus.livejournal.com]

HEY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SAY WHEN YOURE GOING TO BE AROUND DISNEY CAUSE WE SHOULD TOTALLY ALL MEET UP THERE BY WE I MEAN LIKE YOUMEZAR RIGHT

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

HEY MAYBE if my family would be cool with that, anyway :O THEY TEND TO BE REALLY PARANOID ABOUT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

[funkicarus.livejournal.com]

i promise not to hide outside your door killing your pets :B

but drat. well if they're cool with it you can have the COMPLETE INDIANA JONES RIDE EXPERIENCE.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah doesn't look like it's gonna work :< Darn. MAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN MEET AT A CON OR SOMETHING

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

ALSKJDALSJDLK THAT COMMERCIAL IS SO AWWWWW <33333333333

OH DUDE LOL EVIL ZONE!!!!!!! (Originally Eretzvaju in the Japanese :O) GOD I LOVE THAT GAME SO HARD UNGH, but yes the voice acting for the English is TERRIBLE. XDDD

The characters act like they're in an anime show, and those cutscenes in the video serve as the 'previews' for the 'next episodes' (or story segments).

OH MAN I MISS EVIL ZONE SO MUCH :'[

YOU SAY I'M EVIL, BUT WHERE'S YOUR JUSTICE?

OH GOD LOLOLOL

NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU CAN'T DROP ME

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, I FEEL ALL FUZZY INSIDE WHENEVER I WATCH IT

Yeah, I've heard it's supposed to be a pretty good game, despite the voices! 8D I kind of want to buy it, actually. IS IT WORTH IT, Y/N

YOU HAVE TO UH MOW THE LAWN! YOU HAVE TO ARREST ME!

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

LOL MYTHBUSTERS

IT IS GOOD at least to me it's one of my obscure childhood games of love 8D IF YOU'RE INTO OLD-SCHOOL ANIME-LIKE STORYLINES AND CHARACTERS I THINK IT CAN BE FOR YOU (it's pretty ridiculous but last I remember it had a good storyline XD)

ALTHOUGH THE BATTLE SYSTEM'S REALLY EASY YOU LIKE, USE TRIANGLE FOR *EVERYTHING* + DIRECTIONAL BUTTONS. I'M NOT KIDDING.

OH MAN MORTAL KOMBAT 4 I never noticed the terrible acting. Lol kids.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

NOW I WILL DEFINITELY HAVE TO TRY IT AS I AM INDEED A FAN OF OLDSCHOOL ANIME

Haha, aww, that's too bad. Though I guess it is better than having to memorize a billion different button combinations like most FIGHTAN GAEMS make you do.

DID YOU SEE THE ONE BEFORE THAT (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1e78JAEta9M)? I COULDN'T DECIDE IF I SHOULD LINK IT IN THE ENTRY OR NOT, SO I WENT FOR THE JAREK THING INSTEAD, BUT THIS IS EQUALLY HILARIOUS

[rashkae.livejournal.com]

ZOMG Jarek-Sonya is so excellent OH GOD.

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

I LIKE HOW THAT GUY WAS SINGING IT WHILE BLOWING UP SOMEONE'S HOME. "I LOVE THE WORLD SO MUCH I'M BLOWING IT UP."

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THAT GUY WAS MY FAVORITE

[rashkae.livejournal.com]

THE MUTO SIDEWALK THING IS AWESOME. That's been spreading across the internet like wildfire, I swear. I heard my friend in art school actually got to watch that in class. XD

Zomg, zomg, DMC clip nearly killed me. VOICECRACK FTW

I love that commercial too. It warmed the cockles of my heart O_o

Anyway, I hope you'll have fun on your trip! Seattle is one of my favorite cities for reasons I can't entirely understand myself.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? I actually haven't seen it anywhere outside my dad's e-mail, I don't think 8D I'm glad it's getting around, though, because that's some seriously amazing stuff.

I KNOW, RIGHT? The fact that it happens during this corny death scene makes it all the sweeter.

Haha, that commercial actually kind of took me by surprise when I first saw it. I WASN'T EXPECTING MY DARK, SHRIVELED HEART TO FEEL THE WARMTH OF JOY DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

Thanks! Yeah, Seattle's a pretty nice place once you get used to it. Or maybe I'm just not used to big cities. I DUNNO

[rashkae.livejournal.com]

Continuing as I see more videos:

ZOMG I PLAYED EVIL ZONE TOO. I used to play the purple priestess girl with the ludicrously squeaky voice a lot. I loved that game; I remember being completely baffled by what they were saying too! I have a wild desire to cosplay it now. O_o

And oh God Shikigami I am now completely distracted by looking up endless videos of the atrocious acting. I LOVE IT.