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I had to delete and reupload these about a billion times because durrr.

Anyway, 'turns out the Disney worlds for Riku's story are super short. You don't rub elbows with the characters or anything, and in fact you literally just run in, fight the boss and leave. And I know you guys don't want to wait and wait for little dinky episodes, and neither do I. Therefor, we're going to speed through all the Disney worlds in one sitting.

Previously...

AGRABRAHRGH

Oh yeah, here's the D Report. It's basically just Jiminy's Journal.

You can summon Mickey who heals you, knocks all the enemies away from you, and stuns them. Awesome.

Dark Mode!

ANYWAY HI JAFAR OW I'M NOT SURE WHY I'M EVEN FIGHTING WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT OKAY

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card

CUTSCENE

Marluxia is half-dark?

Maybe it's just me, but I'm kind of disappointed that Riku's sacrifice wasn't permanent :< It feels like it kind of cheapens it, I dunno.

Aha, so this IS taking place during Sora's visit! What did I tell ya.

oh well lol. Also, notice how Riku's up basements while Sora's going up floors. I wonder if that's what the KH2 opening video was referencing when Namine drew some stairs and then Sora ran up the stairs and fought heartless and then Riku ran up the stairs and then Sora was running after Riku and then Riku was running after Sora and then Sora was running after Sora and then stairs

WHALE BELLY
Monstro logo: >(

HI PARASITE CAGE

caaaarrrddddzzzzzzuuuuuhhhhhh

BEEP

It doesn't have to make sense I'M BEAUTIFUL

You're actually a wo-- wait I used that joke already

"I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult!"

What does darkness smell like? Lysol?

Stupid Vexen and his blocking. I hope he dies.

oh wait

Damn, no card! His card is really useful, too.

UH OH

schwoomp

Anyway.

He managed to make an exact Riku clone just from fighting him? I mean, he even has his personality down and everything? wkerjhwe

Like a deck of CARDS
CARDS

Boobs.

You lazy slobs.

Awww, Traverse Town :D

lol ded

doodeedoodeedoo

BUH?

"I'm in marketing!"

WHO COULD IT BE

I knew that couldn't have been the real Riku that Sora talked to! Actually, I didn't. But then I did!

THAT'S THE LINE

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

I wasn't paying attention and missed him running at Riku Replica, but here he is getting thrown to the other side of the room, which seems to happen pretty often with him.

The way people talk about darkness in this game you'd think it was a drug

I keep misreading "Real Thing" as "Real Thang." What has society done to my poor, impressionable young brain. omg

DELAYED REACTION GO

LIKE I'M KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR

HURRRRR

Can Riku not take two steps without people sneaking up on him and saying something mysterious?

Cold, unforgiving and arrogant!

i just want to wake up in the morning and find you by my side

He did?

OH NO MY SECRET

~~Just like you can't resist the refreshing taste of Coca Cola~~

Originally, this episode was going to end here, but y'know what, I don't feel like waiting. Bring on the next round of Disney worlds, sucka!

HI URSULA

BYE URSULA

hey guys this sounds familiar

WOO LARXENE

I forgot that he throws a card at Vexen so I missed a shot of it lol

hey are you guys about ready to start with the new dialogue 'cause I've been waiting outside and

AND JUST A LITTLE PINCH OF PIXIE DUST

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

You could blend it into a delicious and nutritious smoothie

And then he ran at Larxene which I forgot to cap AND THEN

BAM

And no one could hear him scream! Har

God I hate Hades.

DSFAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGG

let me slip into my thong

Moving ooooonnnnnn

Heh, when I went into this boss battle I had been training beforehand, so I was kind of already beat up :B AWHOOP.

At least I get to see Riku's Game Over screen.

I'M COMIN', GUYS

like wild beasts dueling each other over a piece of meat

I wonder how much "demon Riku and angel Sora" yaoi fanart this conversation inspired

That aside, I like how those two just kind of sit in that room and discuss things in a formal way but don't actually do anything. I feel like they should be drinking tea and wearing monocles everytime I see them :D I like them.

WOOO YAY

He's like an evil Pillsbury dough boy!

BLARG

Oogie Boogie: >(

Now Riku is going on about scents? Does darkness give people the power to sniff out evil and take a bite out of crime WHAT IS THIS

Your ellipsis indicates otherwise!

~~I'll freaking kill you~~

He sent out shockwaves that made everything rumble btw

Silly Dialogue: The Riku Story.

Lexaeus made the screen tilt around and it was like wooooo
Though I wonder how he did that to the entire castle without anyone really noticing or without the castle falling apart. Then again, I guess KH has never really been about logic :V