Sanitarium Bonanza - Part 5
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backupdump002Holy crap, this is the best music video ever.
Also, aaaawwwwwwwwww. I'm a huge sucker for cute animal videos, I'll admit. When she starts wagging her tail when the kids are on screen oh god that is precious
This one really shouldn't be so funny to me. Just the sad music and all the pity the owner has for the dog, I don't know
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT! I'D SAY IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SANITARIUM!
IN THE LAST EPISODE WE BLEW THINGS UP AND WENT THROUGH SOME STRANGE PORTAL. BUT... WHERE DOES IT LEAD?
Previous Episodes
GOD I LOVE THIS CHAPTER. Also, someone pointed out in the previous episode that I forgot to talk to the kids after finding out about Mother, and thus missed a ton of creepy dialogue where they talk about what plant they're going to turn into and so on. I feel so lame for forgetting that, because it's really pretty interesting. BUT HEY, THAT JUST GIVES YOU ONE MORE REASON TO PLAY THIS GAME FOR YOURSELF! :D
Also you guys should download Robot Rock because that is such a cool song
WHAAAAAAT
WHY DID THE FONT CHANGE
And asylum that's kind of weird I guess
THE GERMS JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER
or is he wearing bears
I really love this guy, just for the record. He seems like he'd be cool to hang out with, if he wasn't all crazy and everything.
Is it bad that when I first played I didn't even wonder what he was the king of and just automatically assumed he meant Elvis?
Also, this guy's voice actor does a terrible Elvis impression
And it is this moment that we all realize Max is gullible like something fierce
that sounds like a pretty tricky break to come back from
HEY GUYS TURNS OUT THOSE DRUGS DIDN'T STOP MY HEART AFTER ALL, LOL! WHO'S READY TO ROCK?
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, ELVIS
I'M ON A CONSTANT BREAK EVERY DAY
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE WENT ON THE ROCK...KINS... DIET...
yeah i've got nothin
Oh yeah, there's some weird music playing during this stage. More on that later.
WHEN THEY AREN'T HAVING SEIZURES AND SPEAKING IN TONGUES YEAH THEY'RE GREAT
Anyway, look in the upper left corner and you should see some freaky stained-glass window. Hey, didn't we see a flyer for the circus back in that town?
So where are we? This guy looks like he can help us out.
I missed it, but what Max says about this guy isn't really important. Just "HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG FELLOW" or something along those lines.
... uhhh
And this is unrelated, but I've noticed that whenever fictional characters introduce themselves they always say their first name, and then their first and last name. THEY ALWAYS DO THIS, IT NEVER FAILS
Something about this line stands out more than anything else in this chapter. For me, anyway.
PFF, EVEN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Wait, Dr. Morgan's here? You guys remember that name, don't you?
Well that wasn't very nice ;_;
Anyway, enough of this guy.
whatcha thinkin about
WHITEFOOT that sounds Indian. He looks kind of Indian. MAYBE HE'S INDIAN
an explosion you say
sadly caused by something slightly less extreme than godzilla or shooting air tanks to blow up a shark though i don't think air tanks would explode if you shot them, i dunno, there was a mythbusters on that and i can't remember the outcome
Hey, that's right; those guys in the beginning said something about a generator. What happened with that, anyway?
... ohhhhh
I wonder--could it be because we turned off the alarm? But turning that off should've screwed us over too, right?
lol nice sentence
i can take it man, i'm hip
John sighs uncomfortably and subtley tries to pry himself from this conversation
but i'm going to look at the other conversations first because i must do everything from left to right NO EXCEPTIONS
NOW THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT
And Mother was... the fire?
LIKE FIRE TONIGHT, YOU LIGHT UP THE SKY
imagination can take you anywheeeerrre
like in run-down towns full of malformed children and aliens
Lookin' at the manhole.
Looking at the gargoyles. One of them keeps moving.
He's young and beautiful on the inside ;_;
I love this guy's nose, and it reminds me that I have all the episodes of Akagi and I still need to watch them.
HE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE A Q-TIP
I used to do that when I was a kid, just to get on peoples' nerves. IT ALWAYS WORKED
Looking at the blonde caretaker by one of the gargoyles. Max is intimidated by his bulging man muscles
EYYYYYYYYYY
SIT ON IT
COOL IS KNOWIN' THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG AND DOING WHAT IS RIGHT WITH GUTS
WHAT'D YOU DO
SEND YOUR BRAIN ON VACATION
WHAT'S COOL AND HAS TWO THUMBS
THIS GUY
LIVE FAST, LOVE HARD, AND DON'T LET ANYBODY ELSE USE YOUR COMB
Well, that's enough Fonzie quotes for now. What's this douche's deal and why are his pants so tight
MY NAME IS FIRST NAME
FIRST NAME LAST NAME
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN WITH THIS, SERIOUSLY I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES
ALSO THIS GUY IS AN A++++++++ ASYLUM CARETAKER, WOULD DEF. TRUST HIM WITH MY MENTAL WELLBEING IRL
GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN THERAPIST JESUS I'M SO PISSED OFF FOR SOME REASON
OH DARN HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS REALLY ON A ROLL WITH THAT ONE
YEAH, MAX
WAY TO LOSE YOUR TEMPER
YEAH MAN YOU'RE COLD AS STONE, YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP OR SOMETHING
FIVE BUCKS SAYS THIS GUY DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE
he caresses it tenderly, whispering sweet nothings into its ear
He's sitting under a leaking pipe, by the way. it's like i'm really at sea
it'd be so great if max told him they were under attack by pirates
The way this lady moves is kind of weird. She skips instead of walking, and whenever she stands she teeters back and forth. She always looks kind of unsteady, in more ways than one.
She has this cheerful, sing-songy kind of voice. And carrots and rice sound good right now. Preferably without the husband.
The text box closes automatically after this--no "Goodbye" option or anything. MAX IS TOO FREAKED OUT TO STAND THERE ANY LONGER
WITH HIS TENDER, LEAN LEGS
Tree: :(
I actually chuckled at this. YOU WIN THIS TIME, MAX
she's also right in my way, meaning we should probably talk to her
UH OHHHH
Full video. I love the dramatic pause, there.
If I ever decide to become a doctor, then that is definitely how I'm going introduce myself to my patients.
"Oh, you must be Doctor--"
"I AM A DOCTOR!"
this sounds like an intro to a really bad porn flick
i've got all the medicine you need right here, baby
I AM A DOCTOR, YES, I AM A DOCTOR
THERE IS LIFE OUTSIDE YOUR APAR-- cloak?
I do think she's pretty, actually. She reminds me of an actress and I can't remember who.
skeletor please
you have an eating disorder
why can't you see how beautiful you really are
jeez max you were only told like fifty times
I LOVE THOSE TWO
She says those last bits of dialogue with great disdain, by the way. Wonder why she wanted to go into the chapel?
And with that, she gets up, walks in a little circle, and sits back down. My pets do that
I wanted to do this whole chapter in one episode, but it's about 300 screencaps which is a biiiiit long since these are huge, so you're just gonna have to TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE EXCITING THRILLS AND SPILLS
I got this huge bruise on my leg from scratching an itch
why am i the biggest wimp ever
Also, aaaawwwwwwwwww. I'm a huge sucker for cute animal videos, I'll admit. When she starts wagging her tail when the kids are on screen oh god that is precious
This one really shouldn't be so funny to me. Just the sad music and all the pity the owner has for the dog, I don't know
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT! I'D SAY IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SANITARIUM!
IN THE LAST EPISODE WE BLEW THINGS UP AND WENT THROUGH SOME STRANGE PORTAL. BUT... WHERE DOES IT LEAD?
Previous Episodes
GOD I LOVE THIS CHAPTER. Also, someone pointed out in the previous episode that I forgot to talk to the kids after finding out about Mother, and thus missed a ton of creepy dialogue where they talk about what plant they're going to turn into and so on. I feel so lame for forgetting that, because it's really pretty interesting. BUT HEY, THAT JUST GIVES YOU ONE MORE REASON TO PLAY THIS GAME FOR YOURSELF! :D
Also you guys should download Robot Rock because that is such a cool song
WHAAAAAAT
WHY DID THE FONT CHANGE
And asylum that's kind of weird I guess
THE GERMS JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER
or is he wearing bears
I really love this guy, just for the record. He seems like he'd be cool to hang out with, if he wasn't all crazy and everything.
Is it bad that when I first played I didn't even wonder what he was the king of and just automatically assumed he meant Elvis?
Also, this guy's voice actor does a terrible Elvis impression
And it is this moment that we all realize Max is gullible like something fierce
that sounds like a pretty tricky break to come back from
HEY GUYS TURNS OUT THOSE DRUGS DIDN'T STOP MY HEART AFTER ALL, LOL! WHO'S READY TO ROCK?
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, ELVIS
I'M ON A CONSTANT BREAK EVERY DAY
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE WENT ON THE ROCK...KINS... DIET...
yeah i've got nothin
Oh yeah, there's some weird music playing during this stage. More on that later.
WHEN THEY AREN'T HAVING SEIZURES AND SPEAKING IN TONGUES YEAH THEY'RE GREAT
Anyway, look in the upper left corner and you should see some freaky stained-glass window. Hey, didn't we see a flyer for the circus back in that town?
So where are we? This guy looks like he can help us out.
I missed it, but what Max says about this guy isn't really important. Just "HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG FELLOW" or something along those lines.
... uhhh
And this is unrelated, but I've noticed that whenever fictional characters introduce themselves they always say their first name, and then their first and last name. THEY ALWAYS DO THIS, IT NEVER FAILS
Something about this line stands out more than anything else in this chapter. For me, anyway.
PFF, EVEN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Wait, Dr. Morgan's here? You guys remember that name, don't you?
Well that wasn't very nice ;_;
Anyway, enough of this guy.
whatcha thinkin about
WHITEFOOT that sounds Indian. He looks kind of Indian. MAYBE HE'S INDIAN
an explosion you say
sadly caused by something slightly less extreme than godzilla or shooting air tanks to blow up a shark though i don't think air tanks would explode if you shot them, i dunno, there was a mythbusters on that and i can't remember the outcome
Hey, that's right; those guys in the beginning said something about a generator. What happened with that, anyway?
... ohhhhh
I wonder--could it be because we turned off the alarm? But turning that off should've screwed us over too, right?
lol nice sentence
i can take it man, i'm hip
John sighs uncomfortably and subtley tries to pry himself from this conversation
but i'm going to look at the other conversations first because i must do everything from left to right NO EXCEPTIONS
NOW THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT
And Mother was... the fire?
imagination can take you anywheeeerrre
like in run-down towns full of malformed children and aliens
Lookin' at the manhole.
Looking at the gargoyles. One of them keeps moving.
He's young and beautiful on the inside ;_;
I love this guy's nose, and it reminds me that I have all the episodes of Akagi and I still need to watch them.
HE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE A Q-TIP
I used to do that when I was a kid, just to get on peoples' nerves. IT ALWAYS WORKED
Looking at the blonde caretaker by one of the gargoyles. Max is intimidated by his bulging man muscles
EYYYYYYYYYY
SIT ON IT
COOL IS KNOWIN' THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG AND DOING WHAT IS RIGHT WITH GUTS
WHAT'D YOU DO
SEND YOUR BRAIN ON VACATION
WHAT'S COOL AND HAS TWO THUMBS
THIS GUY
LIVE FAST, LOVE HARD, AND DON'T LET ANYBODY ELSE USE YOUR COMB
Well, that's enough Fonzie quotes for now. What's this douche's deal and why are his pants so tight
MY NAME IS FIRST NAME
FIRST NAME LAST NAME
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN WITH THIS, SERIOUSLY I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES
ALSO THIS GUY IS AN A++++++++ ASYLUM CARETAKER, WOULD DEF. TRUST HIM WITH MY MENTAL WELLBEING IRL
GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN THERAPIST JESUS I'M SO PISSED OFF FOR SOME REASON
OH DARN HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS REALLY ON A ROLL WITH THAT ONE
YEAH, MAX
WAY TO LOSE YOUR TEMPER
YEAH MAN YOU'RE COLD AS STONE, YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP OR SOMETHING
FIVE BUCKS SAYS THIS GUY DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE
he caresses it tenderly, whispering sweet nothings into its ear
He's sitting under a leaking pipe, by the way. it's like i'm really at sea
it'd be so great if max told him they were under attack by pirates
The way this lady moves is kind of weird. She skips instead of walking, and whenever she stands she teeters back and forth. She always looks kind of unsteady, in more ways than one.
She has this cheerful, sing-songy kind of voice. And carrots and rice sound good right now. Preferably without the husband.
The text box closes automatically after this--no "Goodbye" option or anything. MAX IS TOO FREAKED OUT TO STAND THERE ANY LONGER
WITH HIS TENDER, LEAN LEGS
Tree: :(
I actually chuckled at this. YOU WIN THIS TIME, MAX
she's also right in my way, meaning we should probably talk to her
UH OHHHH
Full video. I love the dramatic pause, there.
If I ever decide to become a doctor, then that is definitely how I'm going introduce myself to my patients.
"Oh, you must be Doctor--"
"I AM A DOCTOR!"
this sounds like an intro to a really bad porn flick
i've got all the medicine you need right here, baby
I AM A DOCTOR, YES, I AM A DOCTOR
THERE IS LIFE OUTSIDE YOUR APAR-- cloak?
I do think she's pretty, actually. She reminds me of an actress and I can't remember who.
skeletor please
you have an eating disorder
why can't you see how beautiful you really are
jeez max you were only told like fifty times
I LOVE THOSE TWO
She says those last bits of dialogue with great disdain, by the way. Wonder why she wanted to go into the chapel?
And with that, she gets up, walks in a little circle, and sits back down. My pets do that
I wanted to do this whole chapter in one episode, but it's about 300 screencaps which is a biiiiit long since these are huge, so you're just gonna have to TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE EXCITING THRILLS AND SPILLS
I got this huge bruise on my leg from scratching an itch
why am i the biggest wimp ever
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Date: 2008-10-08 12:00 pm (UTC)i have to say there seems like there could be some substance to the psychobabble version of the town. i mean. you DID use a generator to explode mother. and a generator DID blow up...
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-08 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 04:48 am (UTC)AS IN, THE SORT OF GAMEMOMENTS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER IF ALL THE DESIGNERS ARE SECRETLY ON SMACK
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Date: 2008-10-08 10:22 pm (UTC)Sorry about your bug bite >_>
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Date: 2008-10-08 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 04:54 am (UTC)IT'S IRRESISTIBLE
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:53 am (UTC)Come to think of it, she sort of looks like Chel, from Portal. MAYBE THAT'S IT that's not an actress, self, wtf
HE'S SUCH A JERK, ISN'T HE
IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S NOT REAL BECAUSE IF I MET HIM IN REAL LIFE I'D PROBABLY JUST LAUGH AND THEN HE'D PUNCH ME IN THE TEETH OR SOMETHING
I'm not sure if it's a bug bite or what :O I'm just amazed I managed to get this nasty bruise just from scratching it, because wtf am i a peach or something how wussy do you have to be for that to happen
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 04:58 am (UTC)Like shouldn't you guys run some tests or something
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Date: 2008-10-09 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-01 06:35 pm (UTC)like in run-down towns full of malformed children and aliens That sorta explains why the children were deformed, if their deformities were physical manifestations of the patients' crazyness, and...something.
I actually chuckled at this. YOU WIN THIS TIME, MAX I like gargoyles. But I'd expect they give the patients nightmares, at the very least.
I wonder who she is. She doesn't seem crazy. ':|
Max, why aren't you asking the doctors about your history? They seem to know who you are, at least, and Bruce seems like he'd tell you! STOP MESSING ABOUT WITH THE CRAZIES. Jeez.