Don't act like you don't like the Ball Buster! (BALL BUSTER!)

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Heeeeyyyy, I've actually been drawing things! Kind of.

SO, UH
Jesus, where do I even start with this. Well, okay, I guess it all started when tigerboat created this character named Cal based off a screenshot from Look Around You. Cal's this, uh, off-kilter guy who was a lab experiment, he's always cold and has a pawhand and he used to have a birdleg until he tore it off and put a fake one on its place, right? Okay. I'LL COME BACK TO THIS IN A MOMENT

So I'm goofing around on deviantArt when I come across this picture of Kyle Hyde just... randomly Photoshopped into being morbidly obese. I show it to Tiger and we both lol'd for a while, and then I noticed that Kyle had two chins and two beards. So I was all, MAN, IF I WAS A FAT GUY, I WOULD TOTALLY GROW BEARDS ON ALL OF MY CHINS AND DYE THEM DIFFERENT COLORS, and then Tiger suggested dyeing them all like a rainbow
SO I WAS LIKE
OH MAN I AM SO MAKING A MULTIPLE CHIN/RAINBOW BEARD CHARACTER
And then Tiger and I went on one of our tangents and everything kind of snowballed out of control from there.

SO BASICALLY, Rainbow Beard is an experiment in the same lab as Cal, which is why he could reach such ridiculous proportions without health problems and stuff. BUT ONE FATEFUL DAY R.B. gets too fat and breaks out of his test tube, and he also busts out Cal because they SOUL BROTHAS, and then he pretty much just mows down a path to the outside and they escape. Which is good, except now they're on the run and have no idea how to function in society, what with living in tubes all their lives. R.B. has super strength to support his weight, so he gets a job doing lifting or something while Cal (who doesn't really have any special skills he could get work with) stays at home and pretty much housewifes around, gets supplies since he can fit into buildings, things like that. R.B. and Cal have a pretty stressed relationship--R.B.'s bringing in all the money while Cal gets to actually have an apartment and not sleep in a yard, etc--but the two of them still need each other to survive.

SO BEST STORY EVER, PRETTY MUCH
WOW IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE SINCE I RAMBLED QUITE THAT MUCH OVER ONE THING, THIS IS STRANGE


So I was thinking of doing nanomango, though I might just do it whenever I feel like it because ain't no one the boss of me but anyway, I had this silly little action parody in mind. I'd rather just show it to you in the comic rather than try to explain it, though, because the plotline isn't really the interesting part when it comes to parodies, you know? You kind of have to see it.
But anyway, AGENT SPEEDJUMP! SHE SPEEDS CARS OFF RAMPS AND INTO RIBCAGES AND LOOKS DAMN GOOD DOING IT
WHERE DOES SHE GET HER CARS AND RAMPS? THAT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE


AGENT PUNCHFACE
HE'S A SAILOR-MOUTHED REBEL WHO DOESN'T TAKE NO CRAP AND HE DOESN'T WEAR HIS UNIFORM PROPERLY TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT HE PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES SHIT GODDAMN
I FORGOT TO UNTUCK HIS SHIRT BUT YOU GET THE POINT


AGENT WAGONKICK
SHE KICKS WAGONS AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY DIE!!!!!
She speaks in Webdings so no one really knows what she's saying, but her tone and mannerisms are all very sweet so everyone just assumes she's a gentle soul. She's telling everyone that they suck and she did all their mothers, for all they know.


AGENT MANBEAUTY
ONE LOOK AT HIS STRIKING BEAUTY WILL STOP EVEN THE ROUGHEST CRIMINAL DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS
Despite his rock-hard muscles, Manbeauty is cowardly and cannot fight at all. He pretty much only got in because the employers were seduced by his dashing good looks. BUT HOW FAR WILL HE GET ON A PRETTY FACE?????


WHICH FABULOUS HAIRSTYLE SHOULD MANBEAUTY CALL HIS OWN
TEXT IN YOUR VOTE


THIS PICTURE CAME OUT REALLY BAD BUT PRETEND IT LOOKS AWESOME
BARNSLEY IS A CHARMING OLD ENGLISH BUTLER BECAUSE EVERY ACTION STORY HAS TO HAVE A CHARMING OLD ENGLISH BUTLER AT SOME POINT GODDAMMIT AND HE WEARS A MONOCLE ON EACH EYE FOR DOUBLE THE FANCY
HE ALSO PILOTS HELICOPTORS


THIS IS COMMANDER PACKHEAT AND SHE HAS LIKE BILLIONS OF WEAPONS OR SOMETHING AND I FORGOT TO DRAW HER MEDALS AND GENERALLY MAKE HER LOOK MORE COMMANDER-Y BUT WHATEVER

And I have a lot more characters for this story but I started getting lazy


This started out as a picture of Bradley-boo, but I got frustrated with it and lost interest. I WILL DO HOTEL DUSK FANART EVENTUALLY I PROMISE


gasp


Why have I still not finished this game aaaaagggghhh it's so good


I like my new Tegaki avatar.


And my new profile!


resizing images is for chumps
But I never seem to draw ponytail*Dox anymore, except in Super VCR. I just prefer drawing myself how I look in real life rather than having an avatar-type thing :T It makes me feel more ~connected~ or something.


WIP of Holly from No More Heroes. She'll have clothes once I'm actually done and everything, but considering how short my attention span is, who knows when that will be. :B


OH GOD
OH GOD


Faces I liked, but will probably never do anything with.


Legs I liked, but will probably never do anything with.


I HAD THE TV ON AS BACKGROUND NOISE WHEN THE POTATO CHIP SCENE FROM DEATH NOTE CAME ON
I HAD NEVER SEEN THIS SCENE ANIMATED LET ALONE DUBBED AND OH GOD I WAS DYING


WHAT
WHAT'S THIS
I FINISHED A PICTURE?
Yes! Remember when I mentioned how I wanted to get out all those art ideas that have been dogging me for years? Well, I meant it! CAN YOU SPOT THE THREE X'S actually it's probably pretty obvious
This might have had a meaning to it four years ago, about when I came up with it, but I've forgotten. Knowing my past self, I'm sure it was all about how society sucks and people are all shallow and I HATE THE WORLD blah blah blah. Now, I just think the pose is neat. I had NO idea what to do for the background, though, and I actually didn't have any ideas for it back then. I just drew a bunch of X's as shadows, whatever.
Can you tell I've only drawn bare feet maybe a couple of times in my whole life kafdjhgkf

Aaaaaaaaaaaand that's it for now. MORE LATER

I need a massage. :T

Edit: OH YEAH
Handwriting meme. Original is over here, if you want it.

Comments

[thebitterseason.livejournal.com]

agent manbeauty made me spit tea all over my keyboard.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

i laugh so hard every time i start drawing him dkfhgdkfj

[kihanna.livejournal.com]

Guh! That finished piece is absolutely stunning. *w* She's beautiful!

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! I'M SO GLAD IT'S DONE AGH now I can finally sleep

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP...

AND EAT IT

I STILL LOVE YOUR ARTWORK DOX why must you think you're bad at art

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THE SYMPTOMS ARE STARTIIIIINGGGGGG

Because >:T

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

I AM THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD

Someday, you will make a career out of your artwork, and I will laugh.

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

Also, I vote three. Because, reverse Phoenix Wright 'do=YES

[tigerboat.livejournal.com]

OH WOW, YOU EXPLAINED R.B. and cal
though their story is only the beginning of our huge arsenal or insane stories THE CHRISTMAS VIRUS, TEA RELATIONSHIPS so many

I VOTE FOR MANBEAUTY TWO
ICE CREAM HAAAAIIIIIR

I like how your XXX lady turned out! THOSE FEET ARE GREAT, DOX, DON'T BE SILLY

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

WE GET SO OUT OF CONTROL, SERIOUSLY
so much awesome stuff

I WAS KIND OF LEANING TOWARDS 3 OR 5 BUT I DON'T KNOOOW
DECISIONS, DECISIONS

THANK YOUUUU

[roaring-softly.livejournal.com]

I've never seen potato chips portrayed in quite that way before.

I must say, it was pretty awesome.

I AM YOUR LORD AND MASTER NOW WATCH ME AS I EAT THIS POTATO CHIP

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

/SPARKLES

[wishwashing.livejournal.com]

asdjgadfsgkdsfgjd oh god the death note pic is amazing i love you

MANBEAUTY ONE OR THREE

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

There is nothing about that scene that isn't ridiculous fglkjfdlkg