go to bed, dox

[backupdump002]

hey internet, it's time for POLLS.

1. is your lj public or friends only or what? why/why not?
2. does being a bnf sound desirable or TERRIBLE
3. have you ever trolled? what happened? also, what kind of troll are you (like AGGRESSIVE, or just acting like an idiot about something while secretly loling)? details, girlfriend
4. are you cautious about friending people or is it just ANYONE, ANYTIME
5. what else was i going to ask, i forgot

answer all of them or a couple, whatever. anon is fine.

these animations are cool as hell. i can't believe they were made by students!

The Blogalyser reveals...

Your blog/web page text has an overall readability index of 14.

This suggests that your writing style is conventional
(to communicate well you should aim for a figure between 10 and 20).Your blog has 19 sentences per entry, which suggests your general message is distinguished by verbosity
(writing for the web should be concise).

CHARACTER MATRIX

male		female
self		world
past		future

Your text shows characteristics which are 70% male and 30% female
(for more information see the Gender Genie).
Looking at pronoun indicators, you write mainly about yourself, then the world in general and finally your social circle. Also, your writing focuses primarily on the present, next the past and lastly the future.

Find out what your blogging style is like!

70%! i am the manliest man to ever man into existence

Comments

me and my shift key have a strange relationship

[tigerboat.livejournal.com]

1. PUBLIC BECAUSE I HATE PRIVATE JOURNALS (art journals particularly) I JUST FIND IT ANNOYING. Of course, there are some entries that just have to be private.
3. HMMMMMMMMMM I'M SURE THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF RECENT INVOLVEMENT IN TROLLING BUT I CAN'T....QUITE....REMEMBER oh yeah, i did something with you JUST RECENTLY and it's just us being idiots, really. DO YOU NEED DETAILS OF THIS
4. CAUTIOUS unless i know someone outside of LJ then i'm just all over them

I did that and got pretty much exactly the same except my writing style is ~*~intellectual~*~ because my entries average out to 50 sentences which is a bit long, apparantly
I also checked out that gender genie and apparantly our thing we've been writing is OVERWHELMINGLY MASCULINE which is just hilarious

Re: me and my shift key have a strange relationship

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

THE ITALIAN MANFULLY STROLLED INTO THE KITCHEN AND BEGAN RIFLING THROUGH ALL THE ANIMALS HE SHOT THIS MORNING, NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO LOOK UP WHEN HE HEARD THE HOUSE-SHAKING FOOTFALLS THAT THUNDEROUSLY STOMPED THEIR WAY INTO THE ROOM BEHIND HIM

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP SO EARLY" GRUNTED ENGLAND AS HE TOOK A SWIG OF HIS DAILY BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND SHAVED HIS BEARD WITH A HUNTING KNIFE AT THE SAME TIME. "HAVE YOU CHECKED ON THE BABBY?"

Re: me and my shift key have a strange relationship

[tigerboat.livejournal.com]

ITALY SNARLED A CONFIRMATION "HE'S STILL ASLEEP" HE TURNED AROUND, BLOODIED DEER FLYING FROM HIS MUSCULAR GRASP. "BUT HE'S SUCH A FUCKING WEIRDO"

"WHAT"

ITALY GLARED UP AND DOWN THE BLOND MAN'S HERCULEAN FORM THOUGHTFULLY "HE LOOKS STUPID"