why have i been energetic all day
Sep. 8th, 2009 12:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
backupdump002sarah's birthday was cool. the fact that it was on labor day made it kind of a hassle since most of the restaurants were closed (i even jokingly suggested eating at a gas station only to realize that the lights were off), but we wound up going to this mongolian grill that was really neat. they just handed everyone bowls and let them go through and put whatever they want in them, then the chefs cooked it up. kinda like yogurtland, only everyone was handling raw meat instead of reese's pieces
one of the things sarah got for her birthday was a leopard-print snuggie. i am predicting snuggies in my future as well. speaking of which, i guess it's officially after midnight! i'm a legal (and i do mean ~~~legal~~~) adult, what. brb gambling/smoking/getting laid/buying a house/going to war/suing people/getting sued/voting/watching porn/buyin' dildos/calling infomercial numbers/WHATEVER ELSE I CAN DO NOW, WHAT CAN I DO
i actually AM going to a casino tonight i think HAHAHA birthday people get $10 free so wish me luck
i'll also go uhhhh sign up for y!gallery or something stupid, i dunno. it's so weird to think that all this time i've lied about being 18 to look at mature stuff and now i don't have to do that anymore. it's also weird to know that i've known a lot of my flist since i was twelve. (haha, "kuro")
UNRELATED: GUY CATCHES LAPTOP WITH BUTT, GUY CATCHES GLASSES WITH FACE, GUYS BACKFLIP INTO PANTS
THIS IS HOW I'M PUTTING ON PANTS/PUTTING ON GLASSES/GOING ON THE INTERNET FROM NOW ON
one of the things sarah got for her birthday was a leopard-print snuggie. i am predicting snuggies in my future as well. speaking of which, i guess it's officially after midnight! i'm a legal (and i do mean ~~~legal~~~) adult, what. brb gambling/smoking/getting laid/buying a house/going to war/suing people/getting sued/voting/watching porn/buyin' dildos/calling infomercial numbers/WHATEVER ELSE I CAN DO NOW, WHAT CAN I DO
i actually AM going to a casino tonight i think HAHAHA birthday people get $10 free so wish me luck
i'll also go uhhhh sign up for y!gallery or something stupid, i dunno. it's so weird to think that all this time i've lied about being 18 to look at mature stuff and now i don't have to do that anymore. it's also weird to know that i've known a lot of my flist since i was twelve. (haha, "kuro")
UNRELATED: GUY CATCHES LAPTOP WITH BUTT, GUY CATCHES GLASSES WITH FACE, GUYS BACKFLIP INTO PANTS
THIS IS HOW I'M PUTTING ON PANTS/PUTTING ON GLASSES/GOING ON THE INTERNET FROM NOW ON
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:11 am (UTC)I WOULD PUT IT IN GIANT SHINY LETTERS BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT
SO PLAIN OLD CAPS WILL HAVE TO DO
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:17 am (UTC)ROOOOOOXANNEno subject
Date: 2009-09-08 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 09:07 am (UTC)I SAW THOSE DUDES CATCHING LAPTOPS WITH THEIR BUTTS A FEW WEEKS AGO oh my god it scarred me for life.
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:25 am (UTC)AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "WELL OKAY THEN"
THEN THEY STARTED THROWING MULTIPLE LAPTOPS INTO HIS BUTT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHERE DID THEY GET ALL THAT MONEY
DISINFECT ONE OF THOSE AND SEND IT TO ME
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Date: 2009-09-08 10:59 am (UTC)Fff, that pants-jumping video. My sister was over at the time - it's my dad's birthday today! - and me, her, and the nieces totally cracked up over that. SO AWESOME.
i don't think i even want to know about this laptop butt thing
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Date: 2009-09-08 08:56 pm (UTC)THE LAPTOP THING IS... SOMETHING
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR DAD
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Date: 2009-09-08 11:12 am (UTC)i already wished you ~happy birthday~ twice and gave you a present so don't expect any more from me!!
GOD I WISH I COULD DO ALL THOSE CATCHING TRICKS, SO COOL. THAT IS THE SUPER POWER I WANT, CATCH ANYTHING WITH ANY PART OF MY BODY AND BACKFLIP INTO ANYTHING
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:06 pm (UTC)aww i didn't expect anything in the first place! you have exceeded my expectations.
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN SPINOFF OF IT
TIGER CATCHES CRUMPETS WITH MOUTH
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:18 pm (UTC)COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL
dox how could i not give you something for your birthday
THAT WOULD MAKE BREAKFAST EVEN MORE BETTER THAN EVER and faster
THAT'S THE WHOLE APPEAL YOU CAN JUST GO
THROW IT AT ME, CHUCK
/WOOOOOSH
and suddenly you're wearing trousers or eating a crumpet or whatever IT'D BE SO COOL
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:28 pm (UTC)I JUST EXPECT TO NOT GET ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE even with family for some reason even though i always get stuff from them
YEAH, EXACTLY
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN STOP AT BREAKFAST
YOU COULD
YOU COULD START A SHOW WHERE YOU BACKFLIP ONTO HORSES AND RIDE AROUND IN CIRCLES WHILE THE AUDIENCE THROWS HATS AT YOU!
YOU COULD MAKE SO MUCH MONEY
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:32 pm (UTC)YOU HAVE TO BE BRAVE DOX, BE BRAVE. YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IF YOU CAN'T FACE THE WORL--LIVEJOURNAL
i guess it's just your pessimistic nature, eh?
IT WOULD JUST IMPROVE MY ENTIRE LIFE
why did i suddenly start thinking about how it would affect sex
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:41 pm (UTC)BUT HNNNNN TELLING EVERYONE WHAT WE DID FOR SARAH'S BIRTHDAY IS JUST-- IT'S TOO STRESSFUL, I CAN'T TAKE IT
I'M NOT A PESSIMIST I JUST
SOMETHING
THROW THAT CONDOM AT ME HONEY
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:46 pm (UTC)DOX IT'S OKAY, I'LL ACCEPT YOUR TALES. WE ALL WILL. OH DOX, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WE ACCEPT AND LOVE YOU IT'S OKAY TO LET YOURSELF GO WILD AROUND US
DO YOU NOT...DO YOU NOT TRUST US
OKAY, JUST...GET ON TOP OF THAT WALL AND JUMP DOWN
DARLING WHAT, CAN'T WE JUST-
NO COME ON I PROMISE IT'LL BE REALLY GREAT
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:56 pm (UTC)THOUGH I GUESS THE ITALIES SORT OF COUNT EXCEPT FOR THE RED HAIR
BUT IT'S... IT'S JUST SO HARD! W-WHAT IF EVERYONE LAUGHS AT ME
I JUST
I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING
IT'S NOT REQUIRED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING
ALL RIGHT NOW HANG ON JUST A SECOND
WAIT WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW
HOLD ON DON'T MOVE I GOTTA LINE UP THIS BACKFLIP
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Date: 2009-09-09 03:08 pm (UTC)DOX HOW COULD WE EVER LAUGH AT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL POSTS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND BELIEVE IN US AND JKADSKADSIDOPAS
AND OF COURSE IT IS, BIRTHDAYS ARE FOR APPRECIATING PEOPLE WITH PRESENTS AND CALLING THEM OLD except i can't do that because i just had my birthday a few days before you
DEAR, WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DO CARTWHEELS NAKED PAST YOU...?
TRUST ME, JUST DO IT, I'LL BE HANDSTANDING ON THIS CAR
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Date: 2009-09-08 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 09:07 pm (UTC)IT'S BEEN PRETTY GOOD SO FAR
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Date: 2009-09-08 05:45 pm (UTC)WHO'S AN OLD RIVAL
YOUUU ARE
YOUUUUU ARE
happy birthday rival ilu <3
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:11 pm (UTC)haha aww thanks, ilu too man
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Date: 2009-09-08 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 10:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-09 11:00 pm (UTC)I have a present for you~
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Date: 2009-09-10 03:02 am (UTC)awww, really? :>
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Date: 2009-09-10 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-12 06:33 am (UTC)