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ENFP page thing which is basically HUGE OPTIMISTIC SAP and also i'm will smith and steve urkel and bill cosby and regis philbin and the little mermaid (and will rogers fuck yeah)
it's actually pretty accurate though. the page about relationships was weird since it's all YOU'RE REALLY INTO CHEERING PEOPLE UP and it's like OH JESUS i was just talking about that before i took the test. YOU READ MY MIND, MYPERSONALITY.INFO

so hey i have 23847942 youtube links and that's something on my "posts to make" list so why the hell not. more productive than anything else i'm doing right now (WHICH IS NOTHING)


she's got me dancing video which i forgot to link in the song post, hahaha. it's cool, though. apparently eric from tim and eric directed it, which probably explains why it's so weirdly awesome.
INDIAN BEATLES. that... that sure is dancing.
wash yo nuts
irl musical. I WOULD LOVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS
one of my favorite things to do is watch the "story" parts from porn movies. they're never anything more than just flimsy lead-ins to sex, and the actors pornstars always seem to have the same level of ennui/discomfort as high school kids putting on a play for a nursing home. the fact that it's supposed to be sexy only gives it that extra coating of hilarity that you don't get from regular bad-acting clips.
"wow. i'm really hot and sweaty after doing all that yard work."
"what do you say you and i hit the showers. wwwwwwwwwwwink."
/BOOMP-TSH-BOOMP-TSH-BOOMP-TSH
MATTRESS POLICE
TOUGH GUY. for those who can't see it-- s/n: omgpr0n p/w: pornpornporn
SAME TOUGH GUY, DIFFERENT OTHER GUY. i think these things pretty much speak for themselves.
THE MIGHTY BAT PUSSY. i really thought this was some kind of weird joke at first, until i read in the description that there were actually porn scenes that were edited out. yeah, nothing turns me on more than crime-sensing vaginas and four minutes of batman bouncing across fields. the fact that someone in the comments pointed out that the guy in the intro looks like bill clinton only makes this better.
playing with a frisbee made of fucking LEAD APPARENTLY GODDAMN
actually is meant to be silly. i like the fact that he was still sniffling when he walked out, like he was just crying during all the sex or something
check out all of this guy's "thru-you" stuff. he basically just took random clips of people playing instruments or singing and spliced them together to create some actually really good songs. the fact that he was able to see full-blown songs from all those little clips is pretty extraordinary.
natalie portman rap (uncensored). i never get tired of this
six-eyed sand spiders. is it weird that i think this is sort of cute
just look at it wiggle around
i mean, i'd cry and wet myself if i saw it in real life, but still
PUPPY VS JESUS
spinning parrot. I WAS WORRIED THAT IT HURT BUT THEN HE JUST GOES UP AND DOES IT AGAIN
mutated parakeet, which is a thousand times more adorable than it sounds. i want ooone
pomeranian dance. my pom is like this HAHAHA
scout advertising the slap chop, and heavy advertising kaboom. i really, really need to play tf2 someday.
WALKING TO WORK IS SO DAMN SEXY
syncrhonized buttcheek jiggling

I'M EMBEDDING THIS BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT IMPRESSIVE

instructional video telling gamestop employees how to sell games to women. this is so, so bad, and it doesn't even have the "IT'S FROM A DIFFERENT TIME" excuse since mirror's edge pops up at some point. IT IS THANKFULLY BEING RIFFED ON PRETTY HILARIOUSLY, THOUGH, AND EVEN YOUTUBE COMMENTERS AGREE THAT IT'S STUPID WHICH IS AMAZING
kid freaking out over paintballs. i crack up every single time.
twilight: the musical. funniest twilight parody i've seen so far.
this is me every day
food network AFTER DARK. i always feel like putting a "nsfw" warning for this, but it's... it's food
and just while i'm linking dana carvey clips, GRANDMA THE CLOWN. i remember watching this when i was younger and i started laughing to the point of tears
i was feeling all nostalgic a while ago, so i looked up a bunch of commercials from my childhood. who remembers the nickelodeon magazine commercial they played during like EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK
old nickelodeon "bumper" commercials. i remember the ones at 1:02 and 1:40 the best! ALSO RELATED: THAT ORANGE BLOB THING AND WHATEVER THIS ONE WAS
cartoon network had some great commercials, too, that i actually still think are funny to this day. i really liked all those old superhero commercials in particular, such as this, this, this and this. totally didn't even get that boob joke in the last one when i was a kid. THAT WAS SNEAKY, CARTOON NETWORK
also found this old cool shavin' ken commercial while looking for those and hahahaha
pretty awesome french song about coffee. COFFEE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
I DUNNO WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING DURING A LOT OF THIS BUT IT'S KIND OF NICE
excellent promo for... "syfy." i always read "syfy" as "syphie" and just think of syphilis BUT NO YEAH I LIKE THIS PROMO, IT OOZES IMAGINATION
pharohman is awesome
i was searching for "hey ash, whatcha playin'" stuff and came across this review for mad dog, a cowboy shooter dealie. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T SEE THE TWIST COMING SO THAT WAS COOL
speaking of those guys, anthony does a series called "rev rants," where he just discusses video games and gaming culture and all that, and he does it in a very insightful and thought-provoking way. i actually agree with just about everything he says in these, honestly, particularly in disempowerment. my favorite scenes in... well, EVERYTHING, are always when the hero is helplessly thrown into a dire situation and needs to get out of it. every single time, whether everyone's against them or they're losing their minds or are thrown into some crazy place without any weapons-- the stressful parts are always the most interesting part to me, and it seems like games just don't exploit that like they could. of course, i love badass bloodfest games like nothing else, but if someone asked me whether i preferred all of left 4 dead or the final battle in earthbound, i'd pick earthbound without a second thought.
painting elvis presley using cheetos. NO, REALLY
cat is scared of noises. messing with pets like this is probably one of the best things about having them.
drawing illusions. SEXY ILLUSIONS. nsfw.
a woman illustrates germany's invasion of the ukraine, using sand and a lightbox to do so. completely awe-inspiring. i got very teary, i'll admit. i liked this one a lot, too. i love it when she starts egging on the clapping, hahahaha
completely changing tones, LEARN TO SPEAK BODY LANGUAGE. i remember watching this years ago, and it's still hilarious. also found learn to phone phony, which i had never seen before. ALSO HILARIOUS
slap chop rap which i actually really like and oh god it's so late just have a little more to go
yooooouuuu bitch.
another thing i love listening to: talking toys running low on batteries. ALSO WORTH NOTING ARE ROCK THE BOAT AND BIG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHRRRRDDDDDD

PARTY AT DAVEEEEEY'S

tigerboat showed me this clip of QI (which i need to watch eheheh I'LL EVENTUALLY GO THROUGH THAT PAGE YOU LINKED ME AGES AGO TIGER REALLY) and i about died laughing. POOR STEPHEN
speaking of tiger linking me things and stephen fry and dying of laughter, the face this parrot makes
will never stop being funny
i swear to god
high speed video of raspberry oh godh tsih is so weird
MEXICAAAAHHHHHHH
i think this is what parents imagine when their kids mention that they ahve online friends
does anyone else get to the 1:20 minute mark in this trailer and just imagine that the NROOOOOOO noise is the plane
i don't even know why i crack up so much doing that
just
nrooooooooo
THOSE GEESE ARE COOKED O HGOD I'M FINALLY DONE I'M ALL CAUGHT UP YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

NO ONE IS GOING TO ACTUALLY GO THROUGH ALL OF THESE BUT FUCK IT I'M POSTING ALL OF THE MANYWAY AND NO ONE IS GONNA SOTPM E

GONNA PASSO UT FOREVE NWO WHY DO ISTAY UP SO LATE

Comments

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

OKAY THAT PERSONALITY TYPES PAGE IS GREAT

MY INFP SELF IS UP THERE WITH DR BASHIR AND ROCKO AND TOMMY PICKLES

also Wesley Crusher but hey, I can't win 'em all

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH TOMMY PICKLES
i used to watch that show every day

[roaring-softly.livejournal.com]

I actually had to take that test legit for school (like from an actual counselor). I wonder if I'd get the same result if I took it over the internet. I don't feel like making an account though.

For the record I scored INTP, right up there with ALBERT EINSTEIN HELL YEAH and also Woodrow Wilson and Carl Jung wtf

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

SIGNUP WAS PRETTY PAINLESS ACTUALLY

you and einstein, you're like this ---> x

[oldsneakers.livejournal.com]

oh god i watched like everything THANKS DOOOX 8DDD

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

GOOD TO SEE MY LABOR DIDN'T GO TO WASTE

[zarla.livejournal.com]

OH MAN THAT CALL OF CTHULHU GAME

THAT BIT IN INNSMOUTH WHERE THE VILLAGERS CHASE YOU IS DIRECTLY FROM THE STORY
THE PROTAGONIST AT THAT POINT IS ABOUT TO UNCOVER THE SECRET OF INNSMOUTH AND THE VILLAGERS JUMP HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HE HAS TO RUN THROUGH A WHOLE TON OF ROOMS AND LOCK DOORS AND PUSH CABINETS AND JUMP ROOFS AND IT'S REALLY INTENSE AND FREAKY AND IT'S SO COOL THE GAME DOES THAT SO FAITHFULLY EEEEE

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

IT LOOKS SO COOL THAT CLIP ALONE MAKES ME REALLY WANT TO PLAY THE GAME

[zarla.livejournal.com]

I PLAYED A BIT OF IT AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND THE LOVECRAFT GEEK IN ME WAS JUST BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

THERE ARE SO MANY REFERENCES AND CALLBACKS AND IT'S ALL SO ACCURATE AND TIES TOGETHER AND AAAAAAAA

FROM WHAT THAT GUY SAID IT'S STILL EFFECTIVE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ANY LOVECRAFT BUT IF YOU HAVE IT MUST BE LIKE ONE HUGE FANGASM
I REALLY NEED TO PICK IT UP