Sanitarium Bonanza - Part 2
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backupdump002Good News: I'm gonna see my brother soon, I think! Either he's coming here or we're going there, I dunno.
Bad News: I am 90% sure that we can't go to Anime Expo due to various problems. We'll keep an eye on it, but I seriously doubt we'll get to go. If anyone else is going then be sure to be extra fantardy towards David Hayter, just for me.
SO ANYWAY, IT'S TIME FOR SOME SANITARIUM! In the last episode we wrecked a stolen car because we were under some sort of delusion, and then we wound up in a tower full of other crazy people, and then we revived a (supposedly) talking statue that transported us somewhere. CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE? LET'S FIND OUT!
Previous Episodes
CHAPATA TWO
GASP
Walk forward like two steps for an AMAZING CUTSCENE
Haha, when I first played I thought my game was just being glitchy and making it seem like he had two mouths, but NOPE. TWO MOUTHS.
Here's the video. Ten seconds of incredible adventures
WELL, TIME TO START BOTHERING EVERYONE
HEY, THERE... KID? DOG?
WASN'T THAT GREAT? THAT WAS GREAT
But then, of course, we can still talk to him and he's totally fine with that
Well, that was fruitful. What does the girl have to say?
NOW NOW IT'S NOT NICE TO JUDGE
though i guess she is pretty weird
nice legs hot stuff
nice glazed smile
hot stuff
And here's the video.
jeez are these kids sharing notes with each other or something
EVERYWHERE
WATCHING YOU
ALWAYS
Examining the building with the conspicuous red herring painted on the roof.
Examining the lemonade stand on the lower right.
... moldy lemonade? That's a new one. Unless he means the lemons were moldy when they were squeezed. I DUNNO
I missed a shot, but I examined the girl with the jumprope and Guy said something about her having two peg legs.
Awwww
MY... NAME...
*FARAWAY LOOK, PIANO MUSIC*
dehhhhhh
VideOOOOOO
Let's go with that.
Maybe my upbringing was just weird
... well, okay, yeah
but when I was growing up, "stranger" pretty much meant "every adult who is not a family member/teacher/etc or a friend of the family," not just "someone whose name you know"
THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE
YES IT IS
Jeez, Max, no need to look so angry about it
I KNOW IT'S YOUR HOME, MEG, I'M NOT STUPID OR ANYTHING
... I GUESS NOT
drinkin'
gamblin'
WITH THEIR JOB INTERVIEWS AND THEIR BILLS
enjoy your termites
backwards like everything else in this dump, am i right?! haw haw
Lookin' at the clock on the schoolhouse, by the way.
ROCKS
detention
You know, I used to love the smell of gasoline when I was a kid. Whenever we'd fill up the tank I'd always make sure to take as many deep breaths as I could before we left.
I think that explains a lot about me
Going into the red herring building. GOOD ONE, GAME DESIGNERS
THIS WILL GO PERFECT WITH MY MOLDY LEMONADE
The text is at the top, in case you can't see it. CAN'T COVER UP THOSE CHARACTER SPRITES
"Almost normal?" It looks like someone started melting his face and then smeared their hands all over it for fun.
But no seriously what kind of a reply is that when someone tells you their name
CURED BY A MOTHER'S LOVE man i'm tired
Mad Cow?
Five bucks says this kid is behind the BARRELS OF FISH a little ways up
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
TIME TO VISIT THIS SO-CALLED CHURCH AND completely forget what i'm supposed to do here and wander off after examining everything
oops
Max bursts open the door and promptly grabs his head in agony. NOOOO I'M ATHEIIIIST HISSSSS
hey man
betcha i can recite this blindfolded
Looks like not even death can tear these two lovebirds apart! Haw haw!
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING, YOU JUST ATE SOME BAD CHICKEN
hey what's this
Incidentally, O'Toole announced this shortly after having attended a poker game with the locals, in which he lost $137
...
UH, SO NOW THAT MAX KNOWS HIS NAME...
I have seen "geez," "jeez," and even "geeze," but never "gees." I just read it as "geese."
ONLY THE HIGHEST OF HUMOR IN THIS GAME
WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SAYING THE WORD POOP
Max forces a smile and nods, silently turning away so Billy can't see the tears
Haha, his face.
Max tries to be all assertive and angry, but it's Max, so this is about as intimidating as a wheelbarrow full of kittens
IS THAT A TRAIN? I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR FACE!
IS THAT YOUR FACE? I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A TRAIN!
WELL, ANYWAY
"Tic-Tac-Toe Champion," a title only slightly inferior to "World's Best-Dressed Cat"
BETTER GO GET SOME ICE
FOR THAT BURN
JESSIE WHAT HAPPENED YOU WERE SO NICE WHEN WE FIRST SPOKE
DO YOU HATE MY NAME THAT MUCH
I'm pretty sure this is Billy, but I can't hear voices and the YouTube playthrough didn't do this conversation, so I dunno for sure. The game does this more than once, though, where another person will chime in and there isn't any real visual indication of it, so I'm assuming she isn't talking to herself, here
The patch, huh? Didn't we hear something about a "patch" before?
yeah pumpkins sure HEY IS THAT SOME TIC-TAC-TOE? I FUCKING LOVE TIC-TAC-TOE!
though i'm sure everyone reading knows how to play tic-tac-toe, but anyway
This went on for a little while since I kept tying with her. hurrr
BUT I EVENTUALLY WIN!
NOT IN THIS SHOT, BUT THE GAME EXITED TOO QUICKLY WHEN I DID WIN, SOOO
Again, Billy.
Hahahaha.
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY
JUST LIKE A SUPERMODEL
IF YOU IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT LAST PART IN THE EXACT SAME VOLUME AS THE REST OF HIS SENTENCE THEN THIS BECOMES HILARIOUS
It's beautiful on the inside ;_;
GOD THESE SPRING ANIMALS REVOLTING
I'M GOING TO RIDE THEM
hint hint
WEEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This would have been so much better if I hadn't missed the shot of Max falling on the ground. I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF
THIS PIG IS MINE NOW
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In Max's defense, spring animals really are pretty fun.
BUT ENOUGH GOOFING OFF
It looks more like he's some kind of pigmonster, to me.
his face is wrapped, you don't know
YEAH I HAD A REAL NICE BB-186 BACK IN '78, USED TO TAKE HER OUT TO OLD MAN MONTGOMERY'S BARN AND TWEAK THE LIVESTOCK AND BOY GOLLY WAS HE STEAMED
The other is, as well. Darn!
All this kids in this place seem pretty happy, if you ask me.
well i'll just check out this graveyard andHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNGGGHHHHH
The reporter's voice makes me lol every time
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN" IS RIGHT
MAYBE WE'LL FIND OUT NEXT TIME because these screencaps are huge and laggy and so I can only do 200-something caps per episode
Aaaaaand I guess I'll post playthrough videos once I'm done with this chapter. I don't wanna risk spoiling anything for you guys.
On a slightly related note, these guys have some of the funniest Let's Play videos I've ever seen (Viddler account/YouTube account), and this guy has some of the funniest game reviews I've ever seen (if you haven't heard of him already).
Jeeeeeezzz I am so behind on everything, it's not even funny. I'd go into detail, but just thinking about it all makes me feel tired.
Bad News: I am 90% sure that we can't go to Anime Expo due to various problems. We'll keep an eye on it, but I seriously doubt we'll get to go. If anyone else is going then be sure to be extra fantardy towards David Hayter, just for me.
SO ANYWAY, IT'S TIME FOR SOME SANITARIUM! In the last episode we wrecked a stolen car because we were under some sort of delusion, and then we wound up in a tower full of other crazy people, and then we revived a (supposedly) talking statue that transported us somewhere. CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE? LET'S FIND OUT!
Previous Episodes
CHAPATA TWO
GASP
Walk forward like two steps for an AMAZING CUTSCENE
Haha, when I first played I thought my game was just being glitchy and making it seem like he had two mouths, but NOPE. TWO MOUTHS.
Here's the video. Ten seconds of incredible adventures
WELL, TIME TO START BOTHERING EVERYONE
HEY, THERE... KID? DOG?
WASN'T THAT GREAT? THAT WAS GREAT
But then, of course, we can still talk to him and he's totally fine with that
Well, that was fruitful. What does the girl have to say?
NOW NOW IT'S NOT NICE TO JUDGE
though i guess she is pretty weird
nice legs hot stuff
nice glazed smile
hot stuff
And here's the video.
jeez are these kids sharing notes with each other or something
EVERYWHERE
WATCHING YOU
ALWAYS
Examining the building with the conspicuous red herring painted on the roof.
Examining the lemonade stand on the lower right.
... moldy lemonade? That's a new one. Unless he means the lemons were moldy when they were squeezed. I DUNNO
I missed a shot, but I examined the girl with the jumprope and Guy said something about her having two peg legs.
Awwww
MY... NAME...
*FARAWAY LOOK, PIANO MUSIC*
dehhhhhh
VideOOOOOO
Let's go with that.
Maybe my upbringing was just weird
... well, okay, yeah
but when I was growing up, "stranger" pretty much meant "every adult who is not a family member/teacher/etc or a friend of the family," not just "someone whose name you know"
THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE
YES IT IS
Jeez, Max, no need to look so angry about it
I KNOW IT'S YOUR HOME, MEG, I'M NOT STUPID OR ANYTHING
... I GUESS NOT
drinkin'
gamblin'
WITH THEIR JOB INTERVIEWS AND THEIR BILLS
enjoy your termites
backwards like everything else in this dump, am i right?! haw haw
Lookin' at the clock on the schoolhouse, by the way.
ROCKS
detention
You know, I used to love the smell of gasoline when I was a kid. Whenever we'd fill up the tank I'd always make sure to take as many deep breaths as I could before we left.
I think that explains a lot about me
Going into the red herring building. GOOD ONE, GAME DESIGNERS
THIS WILL GO PERFECT WITH MY MOLDY LEMONADE
The text is at the top, in case you can't see it. CAN'T COVER UP THOSE CHARACTER SPRITES
"Almost normal?" It looks like someone started melting his face and then smeared their hands all over it for fun.
But no seriously what kind of a reply is that when someone tells you their name
CURED BY A MOTHER'S LOVE man i'm tired
Mad Cow?
Five bucks says this kid is behind the BARRELS OF FISH a little ways up
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
TIME TO VISIT THIS SO-CALLED CHURCH AND completely forget what i'm supposed to do here and wander off after examining everything
oops
Max bursts open the door and promptly grabs his head in agony. NOOOO I'M ATHEIIIIST HISSSSS
hey man
betcha i can recite this blindfolded
Looks like not even death can tear these two lovebirds apart! Haw haw!
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING, YOU JUST ATE SOME BAD CHICKEN
hey what's this
Incidentally, O'Toole announced this shortly after having attended a poker game with the locals, in which he lost $137
...
UH, SO NOW THAT MAX KNOWS HIS NAME...
I have seen "geez," "jeez," and even "geeze," but never "gees." I just read it as "geese."
ONLY THE HIGHEST OF HUMOR IN THIS GAME
WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SAYING THE WORD POOP
Max forces a smile and nods, silently turning away so Billy can't see the tears
Haha, his face.
Max tries to be all assertive and angry, but it's Max, so this is about as intimidating as a wheelbarrow full of kittens
IS THAT A TRAIN? I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR FACE!
IS THAT YOUR FACE? I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A TRAIN!
WELL, ANYWAY
"Tic-Tac-Toe Champion," a title only slightly inferior to "World's Best-Dressed Cat"
BETTER GO GET SOME ICE
FOR THAT BURN
JESSIE WHAT HAPPENED YOU WERE SO NICE WHEN WE FIRST SPOKE
DO YOU HATE MY NAME THAT MUCH
I'm pretty sure this is Billy, but I can't hear voices and the YouTube playthrough didn't do this conversation, so I dunno for sure. The game does this more than once, though, where another person will chime in and there isn't any real visual indication of it, so I'm assuming she isn't talking to herself, here
The patch, huh? Didn't we hear something about a "patch" before?
yeah pumpkins sure HEY IS THAT SOME TIC-TAC-TOE? I FUCKING LOVE TIC-TAC-TOE!
though i'm sure everyone reading knows how to play tic-tac-toe, but anyway
This went on for a little while since I kept tying with her. hurrr
BUT I EVENTUALLY WIN!
NOT IN THIS SHOT, BUT THE GAME EXITED TOO QUICKLY WHEN I DID WIN, SOOO
Again, Billy.
Hahahaha.
DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY
JUST LIKE A SUPERMODEL
IF YOU IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT LAST PART IN THE EXACT SAME VOLUME AS THE REST OF HIS SENTENCE THEN THIS BECOMES HILARIOUS
It's beautiful on the inside ;_;
GOD THESE SPRING ANIMALS REVOLTING
I'M GOING TO RIDE THEM
hint hint
WEEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This would have been so much better if I hadn't missed the shot of Max falling on the ground. I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF
THIS PIG IS MINE NOW
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In Max's defense, spring animals really are pretty fun.
BUT ENOUGH GOOFING OFF
It looks more like he's some kind of pigmonster, to me.
his face is wrapped, you don't know
YEAH I HAD A REAL NICE BB-186 BACK IN '78, USED TO TAKE HER OUT TO OLD MAN MONTGOMERY'S BARN AND TWEAK THE LIVESTOCK AND BOY GOLLY WAS HE STEAMED
The other is, as well. Darn!
All this kids in this place seem pretty happy, if you ask me.
well i'll just check out this graveyard andHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNGGGHHHHH
The reporter's voice makes me lol every time
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN" IS RIGHT
MAYBE WE'LL FIND OUT NEXT TIME because these screencaps are huge and laggy and so I can only do 200-something caps per episode
Aaaaaand I guess I'll post playthrough videos once I'm done with this chapter. I don't wanna risk spoiling anything for you guys.
On a slightly related note, these guys have some of the funniest Let's Play videos I've ever seen (Viddler account/YouTube account), and this guy has some of the funniest game reviews I've ever seen (if you haven't heard of him already).
Jeeeeeezzz I am so behind on everything, it's not even funny. I'd go into detail, but just thinking about it all makes me feel tired.
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Date: 2008-06-24 10:03 pm (UTC)max: why are you so obsessed with orange poop young man
kid: i'm seven.
max: tell me about your mother