Sanitarium Bonanza - Part 3

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SO HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE READING COOKING ADVENTURES? DO YOU LIKE TO/WANT TO MAKE COOKING ADVENTURES OF YOUR OWN? DO YOU WANT A PLACE TO LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES' COOKING ADVENTURES AND/OR SHARE YOURS?
WELL IN THAT CASE, chef_chronicles IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! It's just starting out, so any contribution and pimping is great.

I will never be able to go to the convenience store again without laughing. THIS VERSION HAS SUBTITLES FOR THE CURIOUS actually there's many versions of this song, but I like the Mother 3 (and 2) one the best.

StumbleUpon has stolen away my life forever (be sure to check out this article on how to use it without the toolbar). It's so addictive that whenever I start using it I have to just make myself stop so I can actually do something productive, and I have so many new favorites I haven't even thoroughly looked at yet because that would mean stopping and I want to see what the next stumble will take me to and oh god this thing is like heroin
I have found some neat stuff, though. Maybe I should do a link post?

ANYWAY HEY HOW DOES A BIT OF SANITARIUM SOUND TO YOU GUYS? In the last episode, Max was magically transported to a freaky town where he was insulted by deformed children. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TODAY?

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i read that as "mike nelson"

Hmm, didn't we hear something about tainted meat before?



Eh, whatever. What does this freak have to say for himself



I DON'T THINK THIS KID'S REACTION IS ENTIRELY UNFOUNDED TO BE HONEST

Also, his voice is great--just imagine the most nasally, bratty, punkish little kidvoice you can come up with, and you've got a winner.



GETTING DUNKED IN THE RIVER OVER >:(






I like how everyone you tell your name to finds it appropriate to offer their bluntly honest opinion on it. I wonder what it's like to be a teacher here.

"All right, let's start off by introducing ourselves. What's your name?"
"Billy."
"OH BILLY THAT'S A GREAT NAME MY GOD ARE YOUR PARENTS LIKE THE MOST UNCREATIVE PEOPLE EVER I BET IT TOOK THEM ALL OF TWO SECONDS TO COME UP WITH THAT"
"Uh--"
"YOU KNOW WHAT JUST GO BACK TO THE FARM I BET GRANDPA NEEDS HELP CLEANING HIS SPITTOON"










what kind of a weird relationship is that





And by "they" I guess he means adults in general. I just imagine all the adults being at one of those child raising classes where you take care of a fake baby, only nobody wants to be there







way to vandalize your own church, man

did your dad not get you a toy truck for your birthday or something





so does mother just like

i dunno

eat all these kids on their eighteenth birthdays, or what





Well, enough of Dennis. WHAT DO THESE OTHER KIDS HAVE TO SAY



that's "toddler," max








I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE'S REFERRING TO (since everyone here seems pretty proud of their appearance), unless the game wigged out and that was actually Max talking. Whatever.





GOD KID DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT MOTHER GET WITH THE TIMES




AND ARE YOU ALL HOLDING YOUR BREATH you know whenever someone tells me to hold my breath while passing a cemetery I always start breathing really heavily just to spite them




I GUESS I CAN STICK AROUND

LOOKS LIKE HER BARK IS WORSE THAN HER BITE

I'D SAY I PINE FOR HER, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SOUND SAPPY




Her portrait actually kind of creeps me out. I think it's the blood around her mouth.







god max mix up your dialogue a little would you










we got an extra shipment of adults today and i have a headache isn't there a cemetary somewhere you can play in





That seems like it'd be boring after a while. It's like, okay, I guess I'll look in the haunted tomb

again















i bet it was out of twenty, wasn't it



jeez max just because he's a little chub--




ohhhhhhhhh





I don't know why, I mean, "Lumpy Larry" would be a great name





NO

WHO TAUGHT YOU PEOPLE ABOUT SAFETY



uhhhhhh




suuuuuurrrreeee








Max displays his amazing psychic powers and figures this out, even though this kid never told him his last name or anything



GUESS I BETTER LEAVE THAT ALONE




WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR OUTFIT, KID








LOOK JUST GET OUT, I'M TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT STOCK QUOTES WITH YOU




It'd be great if it turned out that Max was just at his own surprise birthday party the whole time, and all the adults jump out from behind a shack, and then the rest of the game is just yes/no questions about whether or not you'll return your gifts





WELL IF DENNIS JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE THEN WOULD YOU FOLLOW HIM



I forgot what Max says about this, if he says anything at all



YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS

AND BY TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS I MEAN LIFT THINGS



Text is on the top.



You know, he's handling this pretty well. If I walked in somewhere not expecting to see a corpse, and then there was a corpse there, then I would totally freak out



WELL, LET'S PUT THAT CROWBAR TO USE. Max whistles cheerfully as he does this.



AWWWWRIGHT



Again, Max is fairly chill about this. I WOULD BE SCREAMING



Go ask Billy, then, nobody cares about him



ZING




I forgot to mention, but the way Max reads things is so hilariously dramatic, like the longer he reads something the more grave and difficult to comprehend it becomes. You can hear him do it in this video (around 3:00). I bet he'd be great at reading books to kids.

SOMETHING ABOUT A GIRL... SAYS HERE HER NAME IS "LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD"... GOING TO HER GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE, AND... A WOLF. WHAT DOES HE WANT...?




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max, are you surprised by anything



Hey, there's vines over here. It also looks like this town is called "Genet," and it should have a population of 250, but now there's currently only, like, ten people here. That's a lot of missing adults.



gfjkdhg i like how this looks like it's overlapping the barn, there



Uh, was I supposed to read this before I asked Lumpy if Jeddah was his dad? W-WHOOPS



HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



why you gotta be hatin on the tractor, man



HINT HINT




Max goes back to continue rubbing Jessie's tic-tac-toe career in her face









HEY EVERYBODY I WON TIC-TAC-TOE




WHY ISN'T ANYONE CONGRATULATING ME




HEY DID YOU KNOW I BEAT JESSIE AT TIC-TAC-TOE SHE SAID SHE WAS THE CHAMPION BUT I BEAT HER





Why am I wasting space with these conversations







yeah it looks like you guys are having a really thrilling time

sitting












your treasure will be mine






"That sounds pretty easy," Max says, secretly thankful that the bandages hide his profuse sweating as he desperately repeats Dennis' words in his mind






HEY GUYS I BEAT A KID AT TIC-TAC-TOE HEEEEEY



MAN I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND THEN YOU'LL BE RUNNING TO THE ANGEL SO HARD JUST YOU WAIT




BOTTOM LEFT

I SEE YOU




lol, nice outline



what kind of a run is that



would you hurry up jesus christ



I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT EVEN PRETENDING TO BE DEAD OR ANYTHING



Oops, missed a shot. Probably just some generic HA HA I FOUND U line.




Haha, that's actually pretty clever.



Missed another shot? Maybe Max doesn't say anything with the churchkid and the shackkid. I dunno. I'D CHECK BUT I'M LAZY













HMMMMMMM







Hmm, actually kind of curious as to why she went away the same time the adults did.







I actually think it'd be sort of nice if the real reason Dennis challenged people at hide-and-seek was because he didn't know where Carol was and he hoped someone would find her, but knowing him, it probably really is just because he's sneaky







yeah you're a great help, thanks




Dunno why it didn't bring up a text box, but whatever. SHOVEL










Max is so jealous right now











Well, between getting a shovel and all the SHE'S BEEN HIDING A LOOOONG TIME comments, I think it's obvious where we need to go.




READY OR NOT

HERE I COME

Cinematic of the dig, which I didn't get any screencaps of.




And Lumpy immediately puts her in a wagon and starts pulling her around. wtf.






Ssssssyeaaahhh






THANKS, DENNIS >:(

WELL WASN'T THAT REFRESHING BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME and hopefully the screenshots in the next episode should be of better quality

I have been listening to this song for like two days

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Ahahaha oh man, yeah, this must be extra weird when you're sick 8D I can't even imagine. WOOOOOOOOOO SANITARIUM

WE'RE JUST GETTIN' STARTED