Lost control of me bladder, sorry men!
Aug. 24th, 2006 05:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
backupdump002SO HEY RETARDED FRESHMAN MOMENT YESTERDAY
Okay so there's two buildings at my school, right? There's the middle school building and the upper school building, and it's about a 5 or so minute walk between them. So I had just finished art class which is in the middle school building and Wish and I were racing to the upper school building. I don't know how we wound up racing each other but we did, and by the time we were at our building we were completely out of breath because we're loser computer nerds who hardly exercise.
Wish went off to... somewhere, and I had to go to Spanish Lab (which currently has no purpose so we just use it to study). So I wandered around the commons area for a while and soon realized that I had no idea where Spanish Lab was. So I asked Patrick.
Me: Hey, do you know where Spanish Lab is?
Patrick: It's in the middle school building.
Me: DAMNIT
Patrick: *points and laughs*
So I went running back to the middle school building, paranoid that I was gonna be late and miss something important, and when I get there the teacher just tells me to go in the library and study. SO BASICALLY I WAS RUNNING AS FAST AS MY LITTLE CHICKEN LEGS COULD CARRY ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LATE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY
So I go find a spot at a table so I can catch my breath and work on stuff (and the people sitting there got up and moved when I sat down because I - with my unkempt hair and totally hip Austin Powers t-shirt that my mom got from Hollywood videos - am too uncool to be seen with them)... or at least I COULD work on stuff if I actually BROUGHT MY BOOKS.
DAMNIT
Not wanting to go running back to the other building, I just used that time to doodle (which reminds me, I should scan some of my class doodles 'cause some of them are kinda cool). When it was eventually time to go, I walked back to the upper school building since I heard that cross country (school sport thing I signed up for) was meeting in the gym. I put away my stuff and walked up to some people who were standing by the gym doors.
Me: Hey, is this where the cross country people are meeting?
Hannah: No, they meet in the middle school basketball court.
DAMNIT
So I go running over to the middle school basketball court to find that nobody except some teacher guy is there. Worried that Hannah told me wrong and I was going to have to run somewhere else, I confronted the teacher man.
Me: This is where the cross country team meets, right?
Guy: Yep, you're in the right place.
Me: THANK GOD
So I stood there and waited for, like, thirty minutes in humid, 96-degree weather but THAT WAS OKAY because I got to sit (and while sitting, Alex came up and asked if I was "READY TO RUUUUUUN" and I just laughed dryly).
BUT THEN
RIGHT WHEN CROSS COUNTRY IS STARTING
MOM COMES UP
Mom: What are you doing you didn't tell me about this
Me: ...oh yeeeah...
Mom told me that it was too hot for me to be running for an hour and that I was to come home THIS INSTANT and just start cross country on Monday, thus making my run to the basketball court completely pointless. And I said...okay :D And so, we walked back to the upper school building. Then we talked with Wish and her mom about just starting a walking club or something, which we're gonna do instead of cross country because we're too lazy and out of shape to run.
And thus concludes my retard freshman story.
In other news, today was a great day because I didn't have Biology and my Algebra teacher never showed up so I didn't have that, either. And all the homework I have for today (aside from assignments that aren't due for several weeks so I'm PUTTING THEM OFF) is some easy as heck Spanish stuff that took me like 5 minutes to finish. HAHAHA!
I just remembered that I faved a ton of things on YouTube so I could show them to you guys :O So here they are:
Here It Goes Again - Music video. I saw one of the guys on the Colbert Report last night. I think it was the guy in the black suit, I'm not sure. Also man that bald guy looks exactly like my art teacher. That's really weird. SENTENCE FRAGMENTS
Big Lebowski: Fucking Short Version - I don't know why this is so hilarious to me. There's also the dude version, which isn't near as funny but still.
Berry Melon - CATCH MY HEEEEART also here's the English version.
You Are a Pirate - I don't know which is better; the video, or all the comments that are like ROBBIE IS SO SEXY *DROOL*
MST3K: Mr. B Natural Part 1 and Part 2 - When we went to Oregon last year my brother brought an MST3K DVD, and this was one of the things on it. We were all just cracking up like you wouldn't believe :B Mom even had tears going down her face.
MST3K: Using Your Voice - Do I PLEASE you? Do you find me PLEASING?
MST3K: A Date With Your Family - Do you begin to see now how a date with your family can be a truly special occasion? Do you? DO YOU!?
Zelda CD-I: The Faces of Evil - FACES OF EVIL INDEED
The Faces of Evil Ending - Easiest boss fight ever. And man I think I'm starting to see why they don't give Link any lines in the new Zelda games jesus christ
Wand of Camelon - ARE THEY USING SIGN LANGUAGE AS THEY TALK I SWEAR TO GOD
Wand of Camelon Ending - More pathetically easy boss fights, along with a terrifying fit of seizure-laughter. And man, listen to that level music. Is this like Zelda meets Finders Keepers or something pfffshfshfdsh
How to Play - Turn your volume down before clicking so you wont get blasted with lame 90's music like I did. Yes. TO OPEN A DOOR, STAND IN FRONT OF IT
Legend of Zelda Cartoon Opening - Y'know, the sad part about this is that after watching the Zelda CD clips, this starts to look really awesome.
Also, if you haven't seen MySpace: The Movie yet then you really ought to.
Okay so there's two buildings at my school, right? There's the middle school building and the upper school building, and it's about a 5 or so minute walk between them. So I had just finished art class which is in the middle school building and Wish and I were racing to the upper school building. I don't know how we wound up racing each other but we did, and by the time we were at our building we were completely out of breath because we're loser computer nerds who hardly exercise.
Wish went off to... somewhere, and I had to go to Spanish Lab (which currently has no purpose so we just use it to study). So I wandered around the commons area for a while and soon realized that I had no idea where Spanish Lab was. So I asked Patrick.
Me: Hey, do you know where Spanish Lab is?
Patrick: It's in the middle school building.
Me: DAMNIT
Patrick: *points and laughs*
So I went running back to the middle school building, paranoid that I was gonna be late and miss something important, and when I get there the teacher just tells me to go in the library and study. SO BASICALLY I WAS RUNNING AS FAST AS MY LITTLE CHICKEN LEGS COULD CARRY ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LATE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY
So I go find a spot at a table so I can catch my breath and work on stuff (and the people sitting there got up and moved when I sat down because I - with my unkempt hair and totally hip Austin Powers t-shirt that my mom got from Hollywood videos - am too uncool to be seen with them)... or at least I COULD work on stuff if I actually BROUGHT MY BOOKS.
DAMNIT
Not wanting to go running back to the other building, I just used that time to doodle (which reminds me, I should scan some of my class doodles 'cause some of them are kinda cool). When it was eventually time to go, I walked back to the upper school building since I heard that cross country (school sport thing I signed up for) was meeting in the gym. I put away my stuff and walked up to some people who were standing by the gym doors.
Me: Hey, is this where the cross country people are meeting?
Hannah: No, they meet in the middle school basketball court.
DAMNIT
So I go running over to the middle school basketball court to find that nobody except some teacher guy is there. Worried that Hannah told me wrong and I was going to have to run somewhere else, I confronted the teacher man.
Me: This is where the cross country team meets, right?
Guy: Yep, you're in the right place.
Me: THANK GOD
So I stood there and waited for, like, thirty minutes in humid, 96-degree weather but THAT WAS OKAY because I got to sit (and while sitting, Alex came up and asked if I was "READY TO RUUUUUUN" and I just laughed dryly).
BUT THEN
RIGHT WHEN CROSS COUNTRY IS STARTING
MOM COMES UP
Mom: What are you doing you didn't tell me about this
Me: ...oh yeeeah...
Mom told me that it was too hot for me to be running for an hour and that I was to come home THIS INSTANT and just start cross country on Monday, thus making my run to the basketball court completely pointless. And I said...okay :D And so, we walked back to the upper school building. Then we talked with Wish and her mom about just starting a walking club or something, which we're gonna do instead of cross country because we're too lazy and out of shape to run.
And thus concludes my retard freshman story.
In other news, today was a great day because I didn't have Biology and my Algebra teacher never showed up so I didn't have that, either. And all the homework I have for today (aside from assignments that aren't due for several weeks so I'm PUTTING THEM OFF) is some easy as heck Spanish stuff that took me like 5 minutes to finish. HAHAHA!
I just remembered that I faved a ton of things on YouTube so I could show them to you guys :O So here they are:
Here It Goes Again - Music video. I saw one of the guys on the Colbert Report last night. I think it was the guy in the black suit, I'm not sure. Also man that bald guy looks exactly like my art teacher. That's really weird. SENTENCE FRAGMENTS
Big Lebowski: Fucking Short Version - I don't know why this is so hilarious to me. There's also the dude version, which isn't near as funny but still.
Berry Melon - CATCH MY HEEEEART also here's the English version.
You Are a Pirate - I don't know which is better; the video, or all the comments that are like ROBBIE IS SO SEXY *DROOL*
MST3K: Mr. B Natural Part 1 and Part 2 - When we went to Oregon last year my brother brought an MST3K DVD, and this was one of the things on it. We were all just cracking up like you wouldn't believe :B Mom even had tears going down her face.
MST3K: Using Your Voice - Do I PLEASE you? Do you find me PLEASING?
MST3K: A Date With Your Family - Do you begin to see now how a date with your family can be a truly special occasion? Do you? DO YOU!?
Zelda CD-I: The Faces of Evil - FACES OF EVIL INDEED
The Faces of Evil Ending - Easiest boss fight ever. And man I think I'm starting to see why they don't give Link any lines in the new Zelda games jesus christ
Wand of Camelon - ARE THEY USING SIGN LANGUAGE AS THEY TALK I SWEAR TO GOD
Wand of Camelon Ending - More pathetically easy boss fights, along with a terrifying fit of seizure-laughter. And man, listen to that level music. Is this like Zelda meets Finders Keepers or something pfffshfshfdsh
How to Play - Turn your volume down before clicking so you wont get blasted with lame 90's music like I did. Yes. TO OPEN A DOOR, STAND IN FRONT OF IT
Legend of Zelda Cartoon Opening - Y'know, the sad part about this is that after watching the Zelda CD clips, this starts to look really awesome.
Also, if you haven't seen MySpace: The Movie yet then you really ought to.
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Date: 2006-08-25 01:20 am (UTC)BUT IT'S GREAT YOU GOT EXCERCISE RUNNING EVERYWHERE. No wonder why you're doing Cross Country. :D
I think in the OK Go video... Damian Kulash is the guy in the pink pants (THOSE PANTS ARE AWFUL BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY). I saw that on The Colbert Report yesterday too and went "WHAT THEY'RE SHOWING THIS" because I had seen it a few weeks ago and it's odd and addicting ;__;
VERRRRRRRY MERUUUUN. oh my god that gets stuck in your head way too fast. AND THE LoZ CARTOON. EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS. D:
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Date: 2006-08-25 02:58 am (UTC)I KNOW I was actualy kind of surprised that they showed it :O Especially since I was just kind of channel flipping before bed and such and it was just like SO DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE and woah
KIIIISSSS MEEEEE