Final Fantasy IV Adventure!!1 Part 3
Sep. 30th, 2007 10:59 pmI GOT A MANAPHY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah! I didn't use my coupon on anything, though. I just couldn't find anything I really wanted :O Well, except Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, but they didn't have that. But then I went to Vintage Stock to return Ico since it was all glitchy, and wound up finding Partners in Time there! AND I GOT IT for like, $16 bucks. Awesome. I haven't gotten very far, but it's pretty fun :B Watching Mario and Luigi interact with their past selves gives me so many cavities.
Oh yeah, and hey sup Phoenix Wright anime opening parody dealie if you haven't seen it already. I love this, personally. Although the Old Bag bondage is a little creepy...
ANYWAY enough of that. WHAT YOU GUYS WANT IS SOME MORE FFIV, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? When we last left off, Castle Damcyan got blown up by the Red Wings, who were being led by some dude named Golbez. Tellah's daughter/Edward's girlfriend, AKA Anna died, Tellah ran off, and Edward joined and lent you his totally sweet hovercraft so you can go to the Antlion's cave. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Previous episodes


WE'RE HEEEEEEE~EEEEERE

Looks like a fun place.



The monsters here are pretty cool, though :B

Huzzah! Too bad everyone and their mom is immune to it.

y helo secret passage. You can actually see the path here since the dirt is all light and stuff 8D

New weapon for Edwaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrdddddd



One of Edward's abilities, as you might've guessed, is Sing. This just has Edward, well, sing, to inflict Sleep, Stop, or Charm on his enemies (not sure if it affects all of them or not, but I'm guessing it does :O). In this case it's kind of pointless, since his current harp has a chance of charming enemies just from attacking. GOD, EDWARD


Normal attack. He's finally becoming a little less useless. He certainly doesn't compare to Cecil, but that's to be expected, considering Cecil is the tank of the game. He doesn't compare to Rydia's magic, either, but Rydia's magic plays off of the enemies' weaknesses and such, so that's also to be expected. I don't think even Cecil's brute force can add up to that.
But the thing about Edward is that he just doesn't really have a lot of redeeming qualities, battle-wise. I mean, sure, when he attacks he has a chance of inflicting whatever status ailment his weapon is supposed to inflict (currently it's Charm, which can charm an enemy and make it attack itself or another enemy), and his Attack and Attack % aren't too terrible, but that's about it. His HP is incredibly low; Hide is useless and will automatically kick in when his HP gets low, giving you one less character to back you up and also making it a chore to heal him; all of his defence points are low (Defence, Defence %, Magic Defence, Magic Defence %); and his Attack, which I mentioned wasn't too terrible, is only average. At least in this version of the game he doesn't have that USELESS healing ability, where he actually takes potions out of your inventory and makes them less effective (he can heal, like, 10-20 HP). They included that in the Advance version and the non-Easytype version, though. I remember when I thought he was using magic instead of potions, only to mysteriously run out of potions while I was in the middle of a dungeon :D Screw your "healing abilities," Edward.
Oh yeah, that brings me to another topic: Easytype. I forgot to mention this before, but apparently there were two versions of FFIV released in Japan: the regular version, and the "Easytype" version. Easytype is obviously, well, easier, and it also had a bunch of items and abilities removed (because having more items is just TOO COMPLICATED or something). When Square decided to release FFIV to North America, they... well, I guess they just thought we were too stupid for the regular game, so they sent us the Easytype version instead (oddly enough, this came before the Japanese Easytype, and the Japanese Easytype actually had changes that made it even easier than the US version. I'll make note of these changes as we go on). This, combined with Nintendo's censorchip policies, combined with certain backstory-type things getting removed due to space limitations (Kain's background and the main villain's motivation to colonize Earth aren't in the game at all), brings us a much watered down version of the original FFIV. This actually prompted a fan translation of the Japanese script, which I still need to check out.
Anyway, this is also one of the reasons I'm so excited for FFIV DS -- it's said to have ALL the lost material worked back into the game, as well as some extra events. I am a huge sucker for things like these, so YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M CHECKIN' THIS OUT which reminds me, I still need to pick up FFIII DS. Hmmmmm
OH MY GOD JESUS WOW I WENT ON A RANT LET'S GET BACK TO THE ACTUAL GAME SHALL WE

IT IS TIME :O And I am now filled with delicious lasagna. I have never been more ready for this





Antlion: sup





That's pretty tame alright, yuk yuk


AHAHAHAHAHA sorry just something about Antlion's face cracks me up whenever i see it
Right, so, battle. If you use regular attacks on Antlion, it'll counter with... something, I forget the name of it (Needle?), but it deals about 20 damage to a certain party member. Not too bad, but it can add up, so it's really best to just have Rydia summon Chocobo since that doesn't trigger a counter for some reason. Pretty easy stuff.







Showin' you the summoonnnzzzzuuhhhhh


Oh, so the counter attack is just called Counter. Why was I thinking Needle? Huh.

HUZZAH




WOOOO why did I imagine the "you got an item" jingle from Pokemon just now



Rydia's got her priorities straightened out. I could use a Rydia around whenever I start going off on a tangent.
"Oh yeah that reminds me there was this part in the manga where Yukito touches Touya's face or maybe it was Yue but anyway they pulled that out of the American cartoon for some reason and when I heard that I was like what why would they--"
"GET BACK TO WORK"





The textbox can hardly contain its excitement.




CUE RAVENOUS MAKE OUT SCENE wait

So she... wait, so she just... scaled some mountains one afternoon to go check up on Cecil? I mean, how did she even get there? If she got there AFTER the whole thing with Mist, then the mountains would have already reformed, thus blocking the path. Furthermore, townsfolk said she was picked up from "Baron falling down," but Baron wasn't affected by the earthquake or anything, and... I don't know. I give up. Just... Rosa is there. I'm going with it.



Aha, our "wtf is wrong with the king" questions are answered! Now I can rest easy.





WHAT HOW DOES SHE KNOW THIS SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS WHAT WHAT my head hurts








COUGH COUGH


Something about the "I am all right... AND I'M A WHITE WIZARD!" is funny to me, I don't know.

LIVING ON THE STREET
I'M NO STRAAAANGER TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE










[insert Melody of Lute here]


OSHI--


Heheh. WaterHag.

Slowly blinks into view


Wow, her hair didn't look neon pink when she was dying and stuff. Strange. Then again, Edward's clothes look purple on the field, so






Oh wow, I thought that was Anna for a second. That would've been kinda funny.







D'awwwwwwwww







Anna: GIVE YOUR LOVE TO ALL THE PEOPLE GOD WEREN'T YOU LISTENING JESUS



Cecil: :B :B
Argh, now I have to prep the more recent screenshots and try to remember where all the new music played and stuff. PFFFFFFFF WEEEEEEAK
Alright, ready. Let's go!

Rosa's profile pic. Isn't she wearing a ponytail thing on the field/in battles? And isn't her hair platinum blonde on the field and a darker blonde in battle? AND

heer we ar!1!!1

Mt. Ordeals plays here, for some reason. Man, Zippyshare changed their layout all over the place. More and more sites I visit keep doing that...








Cue Rydia's theme. Again, I don't blame her.



PILE ON THE GUILT WHY DON'T YOU











Well, at least we've got a new spell. A pretty useful one, at that.





Moving on :B

Nice view. This game really does have excellent graphics, especially for its time. Actually, Square games in general seem to always be pretty impressive, visual-wise. Compare FFI to II and III. Compare FFIV to V, and V to VI. Then we make the jump from sprites to 3D, and although the character sprites in VII weren't the most awesome things in the world to most people (I liked them, personally), the backgrounds are incredible, even today. Compare that to VIII and IX, though, and the graphical leap is really pretty impressive. But then, if you really want to be amazed, compare IX to X. You have no idea how hard I fangasmed when I saw the commercials and stuff for X, my god.
ANYWAY





THIS IS WHY I HATE BOMBS

The monster whose name just didn't fit. Like Feraligatr.

Pretty sure this is Rosa. Hurrah!


Blah blah blah, more monster shots.

Usually I don't take shots of me entering a new map, but I saw "Summit" and vaguely remembered something important happening here, so I capped it.

And I was right!



exclaimed Edward, without actually seeing this man's face or anything

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT THIS GAME DIDN'T INSPIRE GREAT WORKS OF ART







seriously just can't stop laughing at this. They replaced this with "HIYA!" or something in the Advance version. LAME




He fought a little longer, but you get the idea. YANG KICKS THEM ALL AND WINS, BLAH BLAH
Oh, funny thing about Imp Captains that I forgot to mention. Apparently, some well-known walkthrough author put this rumor in his walkthrough without making sure it was legit, and the rumor was that you can get an item called the "Imp Sword" by winning a battle against 1 Imp and 5 Imp Captains. The thing is, there's no such thing as a battle against 1 Imp and 5 Imp Captains, and neither Imps nor Imp Captains drop an "Imp Sword," since the Imp Sword doesn't exist. In fact, Imp Captains don't drop anything at all. ~*The More You Know*~

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS




Aaaaaand initiating MomBomb battle! Heh, it's sorta weird seeing so many party members in battle. I'm used to having three at a time in the later games.
Anyway, just have Cecil, Edward, and Yang attack, and have Rosa using Aim (and healing when necessary) and Rydia calling Chocobo. After a while, she'll transform.

YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED! BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
At this point, you should make sure everyone has full HP, because...




Ouch! I don't know why MomBomb exploded into babies, and I'm not sure I want to!
Anyway, just kill them all. KILL THEM ALL. Have da menz and Rosa attack and Rydia cast Ice (the walkthrough I'm peeking at says for her to cast Chocobo, but I think that's pretty excessive, since these things are cake. It all depends on how strong your team is, I guess). No problem.






Wow, not a bad win at all.



I'm guessing his teammates didn't survive or something?







OH GOD NO TELL ME THEY WONT HAVE AN ARMY OF LOW LEVEL MONSTERS





"Defeat" seems like a bit of an understatement.


OFF COURSE!!!!


Woooo, another power guy besides Cecil! Now maybe battles will go faster.

Purdy view :B I like these graphics, leave me alone.

Oh yeah, Yang's portrait. That mustache amuses me.

Giant freakin' forest with a fork in it somewhere that confused me. I am so amazing


Here we go!

Fabul. Very powerful-sounding and such :O I like it.

These guards and the guards up ahead all say this. Actually, if I talk to a guard with another guard next to him, you can pretty much just assume he says the same thing as the other. Ayup :B


I forgot why I took this shot!

Angstiest equipment ever.



I SERIOUSLY JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THAT GUY'S BEARD. Man if I had a beard I would totally dye it blue like that, I tell ya.

The king seems pretty excited to see him again.


And hey, he kind of talks like Baron's king, what with the "TRULY?!?!?!1" and stuff. Hopefully he wont turn out to be evil or something.



YOUR MOM MUST BE TIGHTEN IMMEDIATELY OOOOOOOOOOOOO I've got nothin'.





I'm guessing they know each other due to royal ties and such :V



I COULDN'T CONTROL MY CURIOUSITY




Alright, alright. I had to sit through that entire conversation all over again, by the way. It was kind of funny watching them act like they've never met each other before, though.



I am going to name every office I ever get "The Office of Relief."
Also PFFFFFFT sexist >O ROSA AND RYDIA CAN BE USEFUL TOO


HURRY RUN

DRAT





Hahaha, just six people. QUITE AN ARMY WE'VE GOT HERE



It begins! The boss battle music plays through this whole event.



Pfff

OW
Man, I don't know why, maybe I'm just lucky or something, but those soldiers would always attack Cecil. EVERY TIME I FOUGHT THEM. ALWAYS. IT NEVER FAILED.

snerk, that's Edward's doing. That little playa.








They went on a little longer, but mehhhhhh |B Also wow, way to totally miss your target there.

YOU BETTER GET USED TO THIS DURING THIS SEQUENCE BECAUSE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN A LOT



THAT YANG, EVER THE OPTIMIST



Forgot to take a shot until a little later :B durr hurr







BUT THE ALLIES OUTNUMBER THE ENEMIES


just leave those guys to battle low level monsters how dare you




MAKE UP YOUR MIND, JESUS






I SWEAR TO GOD

You better freakin' run, Edward.








Dun dun dunnnnnn!




Haha, this was thanks to Edward's Charm ability :O "Weak" just lowers the target's HP to ridiculously low levels, by the way. It can be annoying later on when bosses will use it on your ENTIRE PARTY




This was the party from before, the one I forgot to take a screenshot of and stuff. Yup.




YES, LET'S LEAD EVERYONE FURTHER INTO THE CASTLE EVEN THOUGH WE'RE DOING FINE >( GOD I'M SO MAD


wtf how did he trip backwards










AND SUDDENLY...

EVERYTHING GOES SILENT man you can hardly see him against the tile, jesus



DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



OW god this hurts my eyes
Anyway, Suspicion plays during this battle, adding to the dramaz



Man, I can never get a shot of Kain's jump actually hitting the target.

There's no way to win this, so just have Cecil go "durrrrr" and attack randomly.




Sort of got a shot of Jump hitting him.

SUCH DRAMA



RAPE





TADAH i wonder how they got out?

ashamed to be caught in the act



DUN DUN DDDUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Golbeza Clad in the Dark plays here, which you might recognize from that FFIV DS trailer I linked. I'm not sure if that's actually supposed to be "Golbeza" or not, but I just leave it like that 'cause it amuses my simple brain. lol

















Now this cracks me up. Rosa just stands there and drools or something while Golbez slooooowly moves up at like 1 MPH, runs over her, makes her magically disappear into his robes, and then sloooooooowly walks out. I half-expect him to beep whenever he backs up.


Man I can barely see what's happening in the thumbnails, everyone just blends into the background so well. IS KAIN STEALING THE CRYSTAL YET GUYS











Man, ya coulda summoned something while Kain was stealing the crystal and all. Or at least heal everyone then and let them gang up or something.


And Kain was possessed, don't forget that. And the king. But who cares about him.







And get the crystal. And save Kain. And the world.




I wonder how he got wounded? Maybe that's when Rosa and Rydia escaped. Man, talk about cold. Or maybe Rydia and Rosa are the ones who wounded him in the first place.





SECRET PASSAGE HELL YEAH *electric guitar*



AND GET THE CRYSTAL
AND KAIN
MAYBE SAVE THE KING OR THE EARTH OR SOMETHING, WHO CARES







get a nice apartment in New York




"We owe Cecil so much... for fighting a few groups of weak monsters and letting our crystal get stolen. HERE HAVE A BOAT 8B"


Well that's good when you're fighting bad guys and stuff, thanks


Go East. Gotcha.



what

YEAH I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THIS YOU DON'T NEED IT RIGHT HAHA WELL SO LONG


!!!!!!!
Imagine Fanfare playing throughout this whole sequence.













He twirls around a lot more and stuff, but I can't really capture that with screenshots so I left it out. Man, I know there was a video on YouTube with this dance, but I guess it got removed for some stupid reason. Pff. Maybe I'll record it later.






SURE





Hahahaha I don't know why this cracks me up. DID HE ASK ONE OF THE MONSTERS IF THEY WANTED TO CHANGE THEIR NAME AND THEY ATTACKED HIM, OR





u go grrrrll

HMMMMMMM

You do that, guys.
And I am done! For now! I have no idea why it was so hard to motivate myself to finish this episode, jeez.
Woooooo now I really wanna get back to playing Partners in Time. BYE
Oh yeah, and hey sup Phoenix Wright anime opening parody dealie if you haven't seen it already. I love this, personally. Although the Old Bag bondage is a little creepy...
ANYWAY enough of that. WHAT YOU GUYS WANT IS SOME MORE FFIV, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? When we last left off, Castle Damcyan got blown up by the Red Wings, who were being led by some dude named Golbez. Tellah's daughter/Edward's girlfriend, AKA Anna died, Tellah ran off, and Edward joined and lent you his totally sweet hovercraft so you can go to the Antlion's cave. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Previous episodes


WE'RE HEEEEEEE~EEEEERE

Looks like a fun place.



The monsters here are pretty cool, though :B

Huzzah! Too bad everyone and their mom is immune to it.

y helo secret passage. You can actually see the path here since the dirt is all light and stuff 8D

New weapon for Edwaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrdddddd



One of Edward's abilities, as you might've guessed, is Sing. This just has Edward, well, sing, to inflict Sleep, Stop, or Charm on his enemies (not sure if it affects all of them or not, but I'm guessing it does :O). In this case it's kind of pointless, since his current harp has a chance of charming enemies just from attacking. GOD, EDWARD


Normal attack. He's finally becoming a little less useless. He certainly doesn't compare to Cecil, but that's to be expected, considering Cecil is the tank of the game. He doesn't compare to Rydia's magic, either, but Rydia's magic plays off of the enemies' weaknesses and such, so that's also to be expected. I don't think even Cecil's brute force can add up to that.
But the thing about Edward is that he just doesn't really have a lot of redeeming qualities, battle-wise. I mean, sure, when he attacks he has a chance of inflicting whatever status ailment his weapon is supposed to inflict (currently it's Charm, which can charm an enemy and make it attack itself or another enemy), and his Attack and Attack % aren't too terrible, but that's about it. His HP is incredibly low; Hide is useless and will automatically kick in when his HP gets low, giving you one less character to back you up and also making it a chore to heal him; all of his defence points are low (Defence, Defence %, Magic Defence, Magic Defence %); and his Attack, which I mentioned wasn't too terrible, is only average. At least in this version of the game he doesn't have that USELESS healing ability, where he actually takes potions out of your inventory and makes them less effective (he can heal, like, 10-20 HP). They included that in the Advance version and the non-Easytype version, though. I remember when I thought he was using magic instead of potions, only to mysteriously run out of potions while I was in the middle of a dungeon :D Screw your "healing abilities," Edward.
Oh yeah, that brings me to another topic: Easytype. I forgot to mention this before, but apparently there were two versions of FFIV released in Japan: the regular version, and the "Easytype" version. Easytype is obviously, well, easier, and it also had a bunch of items and abilities removed (because having more items is just TOO COMPLICATED or something). When Square decided to release FFIV to North America, they... well, I guess they just thought we were too stupid for the regular game, so they sent us the Easytype version instead (oddly enough, this came before the Japanese Easytype, and the Japanese Easytype actually had changes that made it even easier than the US version. I'll make note of these changes as we go on). This, combined with Nintendo's censorchip policies, combined with certain backstory-type things getting removed due to space limitations (Kain's background and the main villain's motivation to colonize Earth aren't in the game at all), brings us a much watered down version of the original FFIV. This actually prompted a fan translation of the Japanese script, which I still need to check out.
Anyway, this is also one of the reasons I'm so excited for FFIV DS -- it's said to have ALL the lost material worked back into the game, as well as some extra events. I am a huge sucker for things like these, so YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M CHECKIN' THIS OUT which reminds me, I still need to pick up FFIII DS. Hmmmmm
OH MY GOD JESUS WOW I WENT ON A RANT LET'S GET BACK TO THE ACTUAL GAME SHALL WE

IT IS TIME :O And I am now filled with delicious lasagna. I have never been more ready for this





Antlion: sup





That's pretty tame alright, yuk yuk


AHAHAHAHAHA sorry just something about Antlion's face cracks me up whenever i see it
Right, so, battle. If you use regular attacks on Antlion, it'll counter with... something, I forget the name of it (Needle?), but it deals about 20 damage to a certain party member. Not too bad, but it can add up, so it's really best to just have Rydia summon Chocobo since that doesn't trigger a counter for some reason. Pretty easy stuff.







Showin' you the summoonnnzzzzuuhhhhh


Oh, so the counter attack is just called Counter. Why was I thinking Needle? Huh.

HUZZAH




WOOOO why did I imagine the "you got an item" jingle from Pokemon just now



Rydia's got her priorities straightened out. I could use a Rydia around whenever I start going off on a tangent.
"Oh yeah that reminds me there was this part in the manga where Yukito touches Touya's face or maybe it was Yue but anyway they pulled that out of the American cartoon for some reason and when I heard that I was like what why would they--"
"GET BACK TO WORK"





The textbox can hardly contain its excitement.




CUE RAVENOUS MAKE OUT SCENE wait

So she... wait, so she just... scaled some mountains one afternoon to go check up on Cecil? I mean, how did she even get there? If she got there AFTER the whole thing with Mist, then the mountains would have already reformed, thus blocking the path. Furthermore, townsfolk said she was picked up from "Baron falling down," but Baron wasn't affected by the earthquake or anything, and... I don't know. I give up. Just... Rosa is there. I'm going with it.



Aha, our "wtf is wrong with the king" questions are answered! Now I can rest easy.





WHAT HOW DOES SHE KNOW THIS SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS WHAT WHAT my head hurts








COUGH COUGH


Something about the "I am all right... AND I'M A WHITE WIZARD!" is funny to me, I don't know.

LIVING ON THE STREET
I'M NO STRAAAANGER TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE










[insert Melody of Lute here]


OSHI--


Heheh. WaterHag.

Slowly blinks into view


Wow, her hair didn't look neon pink when she was dying and stuff. Strange. Then again, Edward's clothes look purple on the field, so






Oh wow, I thought that was Anna for a second. That would've been kinda funny.







D'awwwwwwwww







Anna: GIVE YOUR LOVE TO ALL THE PEOPLE GOD WEREN'T YOU LISTENING JESUS



Cecil: :B :B
Argh, now I have to prep the more recent screenshots and try to remember where all the new music played and stuff. PFFFFFFFF WEEEEEEAK
Alright, ready. Let's go!

Rosa's profile pic. Isn't she wearing a ponytail thing on the field/in battles? And isn't her hair platinum blonde on the field and a darker blonde in battle? AND

heer we ar!1!!1

Mt. Ordeals plays here, for some reason. Man, Zippyshare changed their layout all over the place. More and more sites I visit keep doing that...








Cue Rydia's theme. Again, I don't blame her.



PILE ON THE GUILT WHY DON'T YOU











Well, at least we've got a new spell. A pretty useful one, at that.





Moving on :B

Nice view. This game really does have excellent graphics, especially for its time. Actually, Square games in general seem to always be pretty impressive, visual-wise. Compare FFI to II and III. Compare FFIV to V, and V to VI. Then we make the jump from sprites to 3D, and although the character sprites in VII weren't the most awesome things in the world to most people (I liked them, personally), the backgrounds are incredible, even today. Compare that to VIII and IX, though, and the graphical leap is really pretty impressive. But then, if you really want to be amazed, compare IX to X. You have no idea how hard I fangasmed when I saw the commercials and stuff for X, my god.
ANYWAY





THIS IS WHY I HATE BOMBS

The monster whose name just didn't fit. Like Feraligatr.

Pretty sure this is Rosa. Hurrah!


Blah blah blah, more monster shots.

Usually I don't take shots of me entering a new map, but I saw "Summit" and vaguely remembered something important happening here, so I capped it.

And I was right!



exclaimed Edward, without actually seeing this man's face or anything

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT THIS GAME DIDN'T INSPIRE GREAT WORKS OF ART







seriously just can't stop laughing at this. They replaced this with "HIYA!" or something in the Advance version. LAME




He fought a little longer, but you get the idea. YANG KICKS THEM ALL AND WINS, BLAH BLAH
Oh, funny thing about Imp Captains that I forgot to mention. Apparently, some well-known walkthrough author put this rumor in his walkthrough without making sure it was legit, and the rumor was that you can get an item called the "Imp Sword" by winning a battle against 1 Imp and 5 Imp Captains. The thing is, there's no such thing as a battle against 1 Imp and 5 Imp Captains, and neither Imps nor Imp Captains drop an "Imp Sword," since the Imp Sword doesn't exist. In fact, Imp Captains don't drop anything at all. ~*The More You Know*~

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS




Aaaaaand initiating MomBomb battle! Heh, it's sorta weird seeing so many party members in battle. I'm used to having three at a time in the later games.
Anyway, just have Cecil, Edward, and Yang attack, and have Rosa using Aim (and healing when necessary) and Rydia calling Chocobo. After a while, she'll transform.

YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED! BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
At this point, you should make sure everyone has full HP, because...




Ouch! I don't know why MomBomb exploded into babies, and I'm not sure I want to!
Anyway, just kill them all. KILL THEM ALL. Have da menz and Rosa attack and Rydia cast Ice (the walkthrough I'm peeking at says for her to cast Chocobo, but I think that's pretty excessive, since these things are cake. It all depends on how strong your team is, I guess). No problem.






Wow, not a bad win at all.



I'm guessing his teammates didn't survive or something?







OH GOD NO TELL ME THEY WONT HAVE AN ARMY OF LOW LEVEL MONSTERS





"Defeat" seems like a bit of an understatement.


OFF COURSE!!!!


Woooo, another power guy besides Cecil! Now maybe battles will go faster.

Purdy view :B I like these graphics, leave me alone.

Oh yeah, Yang's portrait. That mustache amuses me.

Giant freakin' forest with a fork in it somewhere that confused me. I am so amazing


Here we go!

Fabul. Very powerful-sounding and such :O I like it.

These guards and the guards up ahead all say this. Actually, if I talk to a guard with another guard next to him, you can pretty much just assume he says the same thing as the other. Ayup :B


I forgot why I took this shot!

Angstiest equipment ever.



I SERIOUSLY JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THAT GUY'S BEARD. Man if I had a beard I would totally dye it blue like that, I tell ya.

The king seems pretty excited to see him again.


And hey, he kind of talks like Baron's king, what with the "TRULY?!?!?!1" and stuff. Hopefully he wont turn out to be evil or something.



YOUR MOM MUST BE TIGHTEN IMMEDIATELY OOOOOOOOOOOOO I've got nothin'.





I'm guessing they know each other due to royal ties and such :V



I COULDN'T CONTROL MY CURIOUSITY




Alright, alright. I had to sit through that entire conversation all over again, by the way. It was kind of funny watching them act like they've never met each other before, though.



I am going to name every office I ever get "The Office of Relief."
Also PFFFFFFT sexist >O ROSA AND RYDIA CAN BE USEFUL TOO


HURRY RUN

DRAT





Hahaha, just six people. QUITE AN ARMY WE'VE GOT HERE



It begins! The boss battle music plays through this whole event.



Pfff

OW
Man, I don't know why, maybe I'm just lucky or something, but those soldiers would always attack Cecil. EVERY TIME I FOUGHT THEM. ALWAYS. IT NEVER FAILED.

snerk, that's Edward's doing. That little playa.








They went on a little longer, but mehhhhhh |B Also wow, way to totally miss your target there.

YOU BETTER GET USED TO THIS DURING THIS SEQUENCE BECAUSE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN A LOT



THAT YANG, EVER THE OPTIMIST



Forgot to take a shot until a little later :B durr hurr







BUT THE ALLIES OUTNUMBER THE ENEMIES


just leave those guys to battle low level monsters how dare you




MAKE UP YOUR MIND, JESUS






I SWEAR TO GOD

You better freakin' run, Edward.








Dun dun dunnnnnn!




Haha, this was thanks to Edward's Charm ability :O "Weak" just lowers the target's HP to ridiculously low levels, by the way. It can be annoying later on when bosses will use it on your ENTIRE PARTY




This was the party from before, the one I forgot to take a screenshot of and stuff. Yup.




YES, LET'S LEAD EVERYONE FURTHER INTO THE CASTLE EVEN THOUGH WE'RE DOING FINE >( GOD I'M SO MAD


wtf how did he trip backwards










AND SUDDENLY...

EVERYTHING GOES SILENT man you can hardly see him against the tile, jesus



DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



OW god this hurts my eyes
Anyway, Suspicion plays during this battle, adding to the dramaz



Man, I can never get a shot of Kain's jump actually hitting the target.

There's no way to win this, so just have Cecil go "durrrrr" and attack randomly.




Sort of got a shot of Jump hitting him.

SUCH DRAMA



RAPE





TADAH i wonder how they got out?

ashamed to be caught in the act



DUN DUN DDDUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Golbeza Clad in the Dark plays here, which you might recognize from that FFIV DS trailer I linked. I'm not sure if that's actually supposed to be "Golbeza" or not, but I just leave it like that 'cause it amuses my simple brain. lol

















Now this cracks me up. Rosa just stands there and drools or something while Golbez slooooowly moves up at like 1 MPH, runs over her, makes her magically disappear into his robes, and then sloooooooowly walks out. I half-expect him to beep whenever he backs up.


Man I can barely see what's happening in the thumbnails, everyone just blends into the background so well. IS KAIN STEALING THE CRYSTAL YET GUYS











Man, ya coulda summoned something while Kain was stealing the crystal and all. Or at least heal everyone then and let them gang up or something.


And Kain was possessed, don't forget that. And the king. But who cares about him.







And get the crystal. And save Kain. And the world.




I wonder how he got wounded? Maybe that's when Rosa and Rydia escaped. Man, talk about cold. Or maybe Rydia and Rosa are the ones who wounded him in the first place.





SECRET PASSAGE HELL YEAH *electric guitar*



AND GET THE CRYSTAL
AND KAIN
MAYBE SAVE THE KING OR THE EARTH OR SOMETHING, WHO CARES







get a nice apartment in New York




"We owe Cecil so much... for fighting a few groups of weak monsters and letting our crystal get stolen. HERE HAVE A BOAT 8B"


Well that's good when you're fighting bad guys and stuff, thanks


Go East. Gotcha.



what

YEAH I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THIS YOU DON'T NEED IT RIGHT HAHA WELL SO LONG


!!!!!!!
Imagine Fanfare playing throughout this whole sequence.













He twirls around a lot more and stuff, but I can't really capture that with screenshots so I left it out. Man, I know there was a video on YouTube with this dance, but I guess it got removed for some stupid reason. Pff. Maybe I'll record it later.






SURE





Hahahaha I don't know why this cracks me up. DID HE ASK ONE OF THE MONSTERS IF THEY WANTED TO CHANGE THEIR NAME AND THEY ATTACKED HIM, OR





u go grrrrll

HMMMMMMM

You do that, guys.
And I am done! For now! I have no idea why it was so hard to motivate myself to finish this episode, jeez.
Woooooo now I really wanna get back to playing Partners in Time. BYE
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Date: 2007-10-01 05:53 am (UTC)I should really play this someday. :B
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Date: 2007-10-01 09:30 am (UTC)Haha, it's pretty fun! Though if you want a less garbled translation, I'd recommend picking up the GBA version instead of this one, or maybe look into that fanslation dealie :B PICKED UP A GIRL FROM BARON FALLING DOWN INDEED
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Date: 2007-10-01 10:32 am (UTC)Hahaha but garbled translations are awesome! SCREAM!
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Date: 2007-10-01 07:18 am (UTC)Wow that is one HUGE cave opening. :O Or tiny mountains.
Ha, neat, so his sprite changes when he attacks. :D
At least in this version of the game he doesn't have that USELESS healing ability, where he actually takes potions out of your inventory and makes them less effective (he can heal, like, 10-20 HP). They included that in the Advance version and the non-Easytype version, though. I remember when I thought he was using magic instead of potions, only to mysteriously run out of potions while I was in the middle of a dungeon :D Screw your "healing abilities," Edward.
Hahahahahhah oh my god that's awful. XD I bet it's a bug, though... they probably have it set to take a potion out of your inventory every time you get healed, and then didn't make it NOT do that when Edward does it. Can he heal if you don't have any potions left?
Aaaaaa why would they do that! D: God. At least they're releasing the full one now, I guess, but having a nasty suspicious mind such as I do, I have a suspician it's just a revenue enhancing device (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RevenueEnhancingDevices).
But extra events though, that would be awesome. :V
Side note, this area totally reminds me of that area in Earthbound with all the moles, that's right by... Happy Happy Village, with the cultists.
BLUE
BLUE
Except for the actual pit. :O
Oh for a minute there I thought you weren't going to have to fight the Antlion. :B
Ooooo, summons are neat. :D So you can actually tell them where to attack, then? Or I assume that's what the arrow-cursor's about.
MAYBE GIYGAS IS CAUSING IT no wait
Golbez what? :O Did she mention him before?
Hahaha now I'm imagining her saying his name while she was in a coma/asleep/whatever. And that's why he wants to know.What why wouldn't the next target be Toroia? :O
"But we must get over Mt. Hobs to go to Fabul. The trail is blocked by thick ice."
Yes! If only they had some sort of... ship, that could go up in the air. Then they could just go over the mountain, or around it, and not worry about the trail. BUT WHERE WOULD THEY FIND SUCH A THING?! I GUESS IT'S HOPELESS.
My theory is that they had different people do the normal sprites, the battle sprites, and the portraits.
Ohhhh so Fabul is actually in the mountains. :O I guess that makes sense for an air crystal. And they wouldn't really be able to land their airship in the mountains... wouldn't it suck if they came back and someone had stolen it, though?
That is, like, a pathetic amount of ice. I hope it's symbolic of much more ice than that. Because if not it sems like they could just rappel up the side of the cliff and get around it. Or just, like, stand on each other's shoulders; I mean it can't be more than ten or fifteen feet or so. Especially considering the actual PATH is apparently straight up, they should be able to do that! Or just... climb over the ice.
I see a little tiny lake down there... can you go there? :O
Wait, why are the portraits in a different order?
I... wait, why did they even go up the mountain if their real destination was OVER the mountains and into this nice flat area with plenty of places to land the airship? Was it just to talk to the karate guys? Why didn't they say anything about that?
SEE SEE the Red Wings got there in airships! They could have used their airship!
NO KAIN D:
"We owe Cecil so much... for fighting a few groups of weak monsters and letting our crystal get stolen. HERE HAVE A BOAT 8B"
Hahahhaha XD
What how does someone look THAT different when they turn around? :O Did he pull his wig off or something? And how the heck does he change back?
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Date: 2007-10-01 10:47 am (UTC)I KNOW man I hate it when tons of stuff gets left out in the final product, that always bugs me :< And haha, yeah, it could very well be just a money making scheme (I tend think pretty much all remakes are, personally) BUT DARNED IF I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT HAGHLDFGN MUST HAVE FULL VERSION
Hey, it IS kinda like that place! SUDDENLY CECIL AND THE GANG GET ATTACKED BY THE FEARSOME MONDO MOLE
Yup! :D And sometimes a summon will automatically attack the whole mob, which can be pretty handy! As long as they're all weak against whatever element the summon is, I guess. Though I tend to only use summons for boss battles, sooo |B
I know Golbez was mentioned at Damcyan, but I don't think Rosa has ever said anything about him, which is confusing since she suddenly wakes up and is like "GOLBEZ ATTACKED DAMCYAN HE'S AFTER THE CRYSTALS WE GOTTA STOP HIM." KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER
Ahahahahaha that would've been hilarious. SO ROSA, I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME "GOLBEZ" FELLOW
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO... KNOW EACH OTHER, WOULD YOU???
Yeah seriously, it's not like Golbez is going to wait for them to rescue Rosa and just save all the crystal stealing for later. ROSA IS NOT THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOU GUYS >(
*cracks up*
Yeah, that would make sense :O Hmmmm
Hahahahaha. SORRY, BUT THE CRYSTAL IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
I KNOW MY GOD that's one thing that has always bugged me in video games. You're walking down a path and come across some boulders or something, and instead of just climbing over them or going around we have to spend like an hour hunting down some guy who can lend you a bulldozer or some dynamite or SOMETHING EQUALLY RIDICULOUS AND AFGH GJLKDSG JDAFG
I mean, I guess it is good to try and have Rydia get over her pyrophobia, but standing there all like PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE IF YOU DON'T LIGHT THAT FAHR doesn't seem like the best way to go about that >( YOU PEOPLE I SWEAR
Hmmmmm, maybe! I never really noticed that. I'll hafta look out for that, now :O
Haha, that's just me moving everyone around so the the mages (and Edward, that wuss) are in the back and Cecil and Yang are in the front :B weeee
Hahaha, I always kinda assumed they just had to go through the mountains since all they actually have is the hovercraft, which... can't go through there for some reason :O
DRAG MAGIC
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Date: 2007-10-01 11:28 pm (UTC)DUN DUN DUN XD
Cool! :D And then I guess it disappears, which is why you can't just summon a Chocobo to ride?
Huhhhh :O maybe she has psychic dreams?
ROSA, I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE... OH WAIT, YOU ALREADY ARE. >O
No but I mean, does he have to steal them in a particular order? Or is Fabul just... closer? Not that it should matter, really, I mean, the Red Wings should be able to zip around in their airships and steal both crystals while the PCs are screwing around wandering in the mountains and stuff.
:D
They're, like, walking around in the mountains... and somebody looks up...
"HEY! Is that our airship? It looks like our airship! D: Edward, you didn't leave the keys in there did you?"
YEAH or you have a rocket launcher or something but you can't take out a locked door with it; you have to go find the key. ADAMANTINE doors I guess. Or a regular fence will be an impenetrable barrier, or an NPC standing in front of something will completely block your access, but you can't just... push them out of the way.
OH so you can change it. :B Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah but you should be able to go around them, at least. :O Like, over the water... you can definitely go over the water with it, and the town is RIGHT next to the ocean. It would be faster than walking!
XD
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Date: 2007-10-02 01:43 am (UTC)THAT RUSTLING YOU HEAR IS THE MAGIC
Haha, yup! Though it would be kind of cool if you could make your summons stick around. NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH YOU IF YOU WERE BEING ESCORTED BY BAHAMUT 8D
I'mmmmm guessing it's closer, I'm not really sure XD But yeah, it DOES seem like they should really have all the crystals, especially since the world map isn't even that big. TOO MUCH PARTYING AND NOT ENOUGH PLUNDERING I SEE >(
"WHAT KEYS? AIRSHIPS HAVE KEYS???"
I KNOW hahaha that makes me think of Ocarina of Time where that one guy blocks the road to the world map and wont let you through until you get a sword and a shield. PUNCH HIM, LINK! YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
Yeeeeah but the downside to the hovercraft is that it can only go over shallow water, and I don't think there's any of those shallow water path things that go all the way around the mountain :O They'd get to a certain point and have to use Edward as a floatation device or something. I MEAN
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Date: 2007-10-02 02:11 am (UTC)I GUESS AN ENEMY MUST HAVE STOLEN THEM OR SOMETHING IT SURE IS A MYSTERY
Hahaha, yeah, enemies would jump out at you and then go, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else". :B
It's like they WANT to be foiled, or something!
Or just wait until he's asleep and sneak past. HE'S GOT TO SLEEP SOMETIME RIGHT??
It can only go over shallow water what? What kind of hovercraft is this anyway? :O But I mean still they should be able to navigate over the beach and shallows or something. IF THEY'D JUST MAKE UP AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS THEN I WOULDN'T PICK AT IT like they could have said, "Oh, looks like we'll have to land here... the weather is too unpredictable to fly through!" or something.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:16 am (UTC)But yeah, I never really understood that, even when I was little :O I'm no hovercraft expert (though that would be a cool thing to be), but it seems like if it's hovering anyway then it shouldn't matter whether the water is shallow or not, and not to mention you should still be able to go through mountains and caves and all that. And plus, it would've been totally awesome if they had met Yang and Cecil just sort of casually pulled up and was like LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A HAND ;D and jumped out of the driver's seat using one arm with the sun reflecting off of his sunglasses and then he walks up and pops the collar on his leather jacket and slicks back his hair what am i talking about
I don't think they ever explain it, though XD It's just one of those unsolved mysterieeeesssss
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Date: 2007-10-02 05:37 pm (UTC)Maybe it's supposed to be hovering a set distance from the ground, even if there's water over that ground? Or it's powered by magic and it takes the magic from the ground directly underneath or something.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME :D
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Date: 2007-10-01 10:30 pm (UTC)oh hi lol
I have been
stalkingwatching you for a while. 8D I just...never found the right moment to POP UP AND SAY HI 'cause you are very, very funny, and I like to read your entries. :B So, um, adding you all righhhtt?D: I really like Kain. It MAKES ME SAD THAT CECIL IS APPARENTLY MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH ROSA to care about his best friend.
I like Rydia. <3 She's able to be strong without being all grrrrl powa.
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Date: 2007-10-02 01:54 am (UTC)Why hello, there! :D Haha, it's always to hear people like my entries and stuff 8D Weeeeeeee
I KNOW man it always bugs me whenever the love interest gets kidnapped and suddenly the hero just forgets about everything else |< YOU MIGHT WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE CRYSTALS, CECIL, SINCE THE WORLD WILL KIND OF BE IN DANGER IF GOLBEZ GETS THEM AND ALL
Yeah, Rydia's cooool 8D It's kind of funny to see a six-year-old with more maturity and strength than most of the adults in this game, heh.
GOD EDWARD STOP CRYING
CECIL STOP RAMBLING WE NEED TO CURE ROSA
STOP ANGSTING AND FOCUS WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN GOD DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE
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Date: 2007-10-02 02:14 am (UTC)Kinda like Sora was in Chain of Memories? xD (I started reading those...um. :o like, when you were halfway through, haha)
Rydia's six? :o Wow. Didn't know. I thought she was...older. Like, ten or something. But, there ya go. 8D
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Date: 2007-10-02 08:56 am (UTC)PRECISELY only this isn't quite as sappy and afterschool speacial-y.
Haha, good ol Chain of Memories :B That feels so far away. I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH BACK THEN
YUP well that's what I heard, anyway. I COULD BE WRONG but I know she's around that age group :O