son let me tell you a little somethin' about boomerangs

[backupdump002]

okay jesus i really need to just post this already because otherwise i will never stop editing it ever

SO UHHH
THERE'S THIS FIC ABOUT SUPERSTAR SAGA
IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD ONE
...WHICH OF COURSE MEANS I AM IMMEDIATELY OVERCOME WITH THE URGE TO DRAG OUT MY CRAPPY MICROPHONE AND RECORD MY ANNOYING, UNBEARABLE LOVELY VOICE AND DO A PAINFULLY LAME TOTALLY AWESOME READING OF IT
This is my first badfic reading ever, aaaand I did okay, I guess! Not that I actually know how to judge this sort of thing, but y'know

Anyway, here's the original fic, which you should read along as you listen or something. You might wanna go through it and turn off all the music players first, though.
Reading Part 1 (10.1 MB)
Reading Part 2 (14.0 MB) (Yes, I really did send that form at the end.)
And uhhhh I kept stammering and screwing up and would have to re-record myself, sooo if some of the transitions seem slightly jumpy then you know why. I really made an effort to make sure that everything sounded natural, though (I got really OCD about it, actually. MUST MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME PITCH AND VOLUME OKAY ADD A PAUSE HERE TO MAKE IT SOUND AUTHENTIC WHOOPS THERE'S TOO MUCH OF A PAUSE OVER HERE BETTER CUT IT A BIT UH OH I CAUGHT SOME BREATH WHEN I COPIED THAT PAUSE BETTER LOWER THE AMPLIFICATION OKAY Y'KNOW WHAT I'M JUST GOING TO RECORD IT AGAIN repeat x249573), so hopefully these things are only noticeable to me.

So... enjoy :B Friends locked for nooooowww though I may make it public later, who knows.

And on a completely unrelated note, lol ukulele version of Snake Eater

Edit: hurr it's public

Comments

[melaniedavidson.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahah embedded music players. See, I have a fairly clean version of Firefox so all I see is those little "You don't have the plugin for playing this stupid shit" graphics. :D

No kidding; as far as I can tell, Peasley's clearly wearing a sexy little skirt tunic with a belt.

They also lose points for apparently having this mysterious figure strangle two people at once with one hand.

Okay, the thing about the long nails sticking out of her hands made me think someone had put nails (as in hardware nails) THROUGH her hands. D:

"Cacky" what is this a pet na...
Eeeeeeeuuuuugggghhh

WHAT GUNS WHAT this is so... stupid.

Haha, no kidding. ALSO why do they even want the Beanstar? Don't they learn anything?

hahhahahahahahah beaniard

...Wow. Okay, I'm all for fourth wall humor, but not if it's really lame.

That is a really small mountain if it's only seventy feet high.

That... makes... no sense. :| He used something he didn't have?

I love how his battle room has this random hole leading to lava. No, really, I do.

Yeah, too bad they didn't pick the PSYCHO one to rule!

Oh, that was a good FWOOM effect. :D

Well, to be fair, it's not like death is permanent or anything here, so why should he feel especially guilty?

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I screwed around with my computer settings last night so it doesn't show those things anymore, but MAN they're annoying. Hahaha, and I remember when embedded music used to be like the bees knees of web design and everyone would have these dinky little .midis on all their pages. OR AT LEAST THAT'S HOW IT WAS WHEREVER I WENT, BUUUUT

OH PEASLEY YOU KNOW JUST HOW TO MAKE ALL THE BOYS GO ~*WIIIIILLLLDDDDDD*~

asdufhdfgk I can't believe I didn't even notice the "strangling with one hand" thing. DUHHHHHH. Maybe she used the force

Yeah, I kinda thought the same thing at first, actually (which I should've mentioned, derp) :B TRY "FINGERNAILS," AUTHOR

CACKLETTA'S PACKIN' HEAT

Seriously :B It kind of reminds me of the shark pit in Austin Powers.

Well, that's true. IT'S LIKE DRAGONBALL Z

[melaniedavidson.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha no kidding. XD And now it's just people's old Geocities sites and... MySpace.

WORK IT HONEY

Hahahhaa that's just random enough that it might be the case. XD

And it was like, Oh my god, was she crucified? Not that you can really put nails through someone's hand and hang them up by it, I think, it's too fragile... at least that's what I've heard. It was... ergh. Okay, it was this MST of a badfic where a Sue was crucified and they put nails through her hands, and the commentary was something about "...for thinking that the fragile structure of the human hand can support all that weight" or something. ANYWAY. So supposedly it's the wrists not the palms.

PACKING LAME.

DEATH? EHHHHHHH, I'VE HAD WORSE.

[neutraltwin.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Oh Dox, that was fantastic. I've read some badfic in my time, but GOOD LORD. Those embedded music players just gave this that extra stamp of QWALITY for me.

I would like to know how you know so much about boomerangs, though. I mean, I live in Boomerang Country and I only know, like, less than half of that.

Also, not to sound weird or anything, but you have a very nice voice. It was read well and the little asides were endlessly amusing and god this fic was awful and SUMMARY: GOOD JOB DOX

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

SADLY, COMPARED TO MANY FANFICS I'VE READ, WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS A GOD.

Random research and reading, really :B I think I was actually reading about them because of that pet peeve I mentioned about boomerangs in video games, I can't really remember. WOOOOOO

I'm glad you enjoyed! :D

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

You have a nice voice. :B

Y'know, I should find a badfic to do a reading of. :D

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DO IT. DOIT. DOIT.

This world can never have too many badfic readings.

[puddinchan.livejournal.com]

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH I AM

I JUST, er, CAN'T FIND A FIC. D'OH.

[captain-charla.livejournal.com]

I HAVE ENJOYED.

THE DORK IN ME IS CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS.

[captain-charla.livejournal.com]

Also, that site the original fic is on is really annoying, because all the music clips will play at once when you arrive if you don't rush to stop them all.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

I AM PLEASED TO HEAR THAT

THE TEARS OF HAPPINESS PART, I MEAN

THE MUSIC PLAYERS CAN DIE IN A FIRE

[captain-charla.livejournal.com]

I CONCUR.