son let me tell you a little somethin' about boomerangs

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okay jesus i really need to just post this already because otherwise i will never stop editing it ever

SO UHHH
THERE'S THIS FIC ABOUT SUPERSTAR SAGA
IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD ONE
...WHICH OF COURSE MEANS I AM IMMEDIATELY OVERCOME WITH THE URGE TO DRAG OUT MY CRAPPY MICROPHONE AND RECORD MY ANNOYING, UNBEARABLE LOVELY VOICE AND DO A PAINFULLY LAME TOTALLY AWESOME READING OF IT
This is my first badfic reading ever, aaaand I did okay, I guess! Not that I actually know how to judge this sort of thing, but y'know

Anyway, here's the original fic, which you should read along as you listen or something. You might wanna go through it and turn off all the music players first, though.
Reading Part 1 (10.1 MB)
Reading Part 2 (14.0 MB) (Yes, I really did send that form at the end.)
And uhhhh I kept stammering and screwing up and would have to re-record myself, sooo if some of the transitions seem slightly jumpy then you know why. I really made an effort to make sure that everything sounded natural, though (I got really OCD about it, actually. MUST MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME PITCH AND VOLUME OKAY ADD A PAUSE HERE TO MAKE IT SOUND AUTHENTIC WHOOPS THERE'S TOO MUCH OF A PAUSE OVER HERE BETTER CUT IT A BIT UH OH I CAUGHT SOME BREATH WHEN I COPIED THAT PAUSE BETTER LOWER THE AMPLIFICATION OKAY Y'KNOW WHAT I'M JUST GOING TO RECORD IT AGAIN repeat x249573), so hopefully these things are only noticeable to me.

So... enjoy :B Friends locked for nooooowww though I may make it public later, who knows.

And on a completely unrelated note, lol ukulele version of Snake Eater

Edit: hurr it's public

Comments

[neutraltwin.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Oh Dox, that was fantastic. I've read some badfic in my time, but GOOD LORD. Those embedded music players just gave this that extra stamp of QWALITY for me.

I would like to know how you know so much about boomerangs, though. I mean, I live in Boomerang Country and I only know, like, less than half of that.

Also, not to sound weird or anything, but you have a very nice voice. It was read well and the little asides were endlessly amusing and god this fic was awful and SUMMARY: GOOD JOB DOX

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

SADLY, COMPARED TO MANY FANFICS I'VE READ, WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS A GOD.

Random research and reading, really :B I think I was actually reading about them because of that pet peeve I mentioned about boomerangs in video games, I can't really remember. WOOOOOO

I'm glad you enjoyed! :D